21 Questions: Would You Rather...

The would you rather version.

1. would you rather have a threesome with 2 guys and a girl, or 2 girls and a guy?

This is a tough one. I used to always say MFM,
but now that I've had a FMF, I'm really torn.

2. Would you rather have complete sober sex or completely buzzed sex?

ANY sex is good for me. I do tend to be a bit less inhibited with a few drinks,
so I guess I prefer that.

3. Would you rather have your toes sucked or your ears?

Definitely ears. Toes/feet freak me out.

4. Would you rather screw George w Bush or Martha Stewart?

Hmm...I guess, Martha?

5. Would you rather have morning sex or night sex?

Morning sex!

6. Would you rather do it in the hot tub or big shower?

Definitely hot tub

7. Would you rather have no sex for a week or crappy sex for 2 weeks?

No sex for one week, for sure!

8. Would you rather be with an experience person or nonexperienced?

I think it might be fun to be with someone non-experienced.
I'd like to teach some new tricks.

9. Would you rather be naked in public or get caught by your parents?

Naked in public

10. Would you rather be with one person for the rest of your life or experience many?

Many. Many, many, many. I like variety. :)

11. Would you rather be the dominant one or submissive one?

I don't think I'd really like either, but if I had to choose, I think I'd rather the submissive role.

12. Would you rather have sex in a church or a funeral home?

I don't know why, but funeral home?

13. Would you rather have texting sex or phone sex?

Ooh, I HATE talking on the phone, so I'd have to say texting.

14. Would you rather die a virgin or a hoe?

Living life without experiencing the pleasure of sex would be a shame. Ho it is, I guess.

15. Would you rather post a picture of tits or ass?

Tits!

16. Would you rather do it on the kitchen counter or in front of fire place with a roaring fire?

Roaring fire!! I'd love the extra heat, the flames licking at my toes.

17. Would you rather have 30 minutes of foreplay which included a backrub or a 30 minute orgasm?

I'd like to try a 30 minute orgasm. That would be interesting.

18. Would you rather be covered in chocolate or whip cream?

I guess it would depend on who was licking it off. :)

19. Would you do it risky business style or Pretty woman style? 

Hmmm...I'm going to say Pretty woman?

20. Would you rather have sex with the cowardly lion or the wicked witch of the west?

Wicked Witch. I don't think I could do cowardly; I need a little forcefulness

and lastly

21. Would you rather have an orgasm once every 20 seconds or once every 5 years?

That's a tough choice. Every 20 seconds would be lots of little ones, but once every 5 years would be mind-blowing! I think I'd choose that.