Wednesday, March 30, 2011

HNT - New Toy

I downloaded a new app for my phone that allows me to do all kinds of fun camera effects
... most notably ...
I couldn't resist playing with my new toy at work this afternoon.

Don't forget to visit Os for more HNT fun!
And then, of course, there's the OHNT for some even naughtier fun.

21 Questions: The Lovers Edition


1. What age to you think is a good age for someone to lose their virginity? (Chapter Two)
Honestly, I think 18+, but I'm not sure I could put an actual age on it. Maybe it should be different on each person. I don't know.

2. What is the weirdest position you have ever been in that you were sure would not work but did?? (Angel)
I'm going to plead lame on this one. I can't think of anything too weird that I've done. Guess I need to branch out.

3. Worst Date ever? (D. Scandal)
Guess it's been too long since I've been on a date with anyone other than my husband. I have a tendency not to remember bad things. I choose to say this is a blessing.

4. Do you have any problems asking your partner for what you want in bed? (Boobies)

5. What is the one sexual experience, that you haven't tried before, that you would like to experience this year? (Mrs. Discontented)
I don't think I should be doing 21 questions this week. These questions are really hard. *pouts* Hmm ... let's see ... maybe sex out in the rain ....?

6. Which one is easier to organize for a woman... a MFM or a FFM? (France)
An MFM...absolutely, positively....way, way easier to organize.

7. At what number of sexual partners does one become a slut? (disasterousdating)  
I think it depends on the time period. Perhaps more than 3-5 lovers in a month?

8. On a scale from 1-10, how kinky are you? (Blue-eyed Vixen)
Maybe a 7?

9. Do you like to french kiss?


10. How much tongue is too much tongue?
That's hard to describe. I actually prefer just a little tongue.

11. Can you get past the "bad kissing thing" or is that a deal breaker?
Pretty much a deal breaker.

12. A name you think is just freaking sexy!

13. What is your lucky number? ( just wanna know)
I honestly don't have one. Don't even have a favorite.

14. Do you have a name for your partners sexual part?
Like an actual name? Um. No.

15. Will you deny your partner sex if you are mad at them?
If I'm mad, we're probably not in the mood, anyway. But, no, I don't think I would out of spite specfically.

16. How many naked pictures are on your phone?
At the moment? Not too many. I try to clear them out frequently.

17. If you could change one thing about your body what would it be?
I've always hated my nose....

18. Have you ever broken anything doing the nasty?

19. What are your bed sheets like?
A light tan/cream. Jersey material.

20. Would you like to have sex on the beach or have you already?
Yes, I would!

21. What is love?
That over-the-heels feeling you have for someone that makes you want to be a better person. It's when your every thought somehow relates back to that person. Love is good. Love is free. Love is gentle.

Tuesday, March 29, 2011

TMI Tuesday

1. Who would you call for bail money?
My hubs, I suppose. Athough, I doubt it would do any good.

2. Your life has been threatened unless you do one of the three following things. Which would you do? Why?
a. Do a sanctioned and well-promoted strip tease at a WWE event
b. Have sex with anyone of your choosing in a full of trash garbage dumpster
c. Star in your own Girls Gone Wild video knowing that it will be distributed, for free, in your hometown.

Damn! I don't know why, but for some reason sex in a Dumpster sounds incredibly hot. I'll have to find someone other than Jasper to do this with though; it would be WAY too dirty for him. Any volunteers?

3. What is your most hated chore on your household chore list?
Hmm...let's see...the most hated....? My first thought is the dishes (no dishwasher in my apt), because I really hate doing them, but then again, they are the first chore I do, so out of frequency, perhaps I need to choose something else. I really hate scrubbing the shower, too. Guess we'll go with that.

4. Do you perform any chores in the nude? Which one(s)?
I've been known to do just about any chore in the nude. Washing dishes, vacuumming, etc. Some days I just hate getting dressed.

5. When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up? Did you turn out to do that?
For years, I wanted to be a teacher.
Now, I'm back in school working towards that and don't really see myself doing it.

6. One of your scars, how did you get it?
I don't think I have any scars.
I must've lived a tragically boring life.

7. What is on the walls of your bedroom?
A couple Jasper-originals.
C'mon, folks...actual paintings. :)

8. Do you snore, grind your teeth, or talk in your sleep?
I don't think so. I think I've caught myself grinding my teeth, but not often enough to admit that I do it.

9. What type of music do you listen to?
A variety. But sadly, most of my music collection dates to the late 90s/early 00s. If it's not a good beat and lyrics I can sing to, then I'm pretty happy.

BONUS: Buried or cremated? Why?
I'm pretty tempted to say cremated; although, it would probably piss off most of my family. That's not the reason, though. I'm a bit of a minimalist, would take up less space. ;)

Go see Hedone at The Pleasure Principle to see who else is playing.

Monday, March 28, 2011

Monday Memories: I Kissed a Girl (again)

Last week, a couple people mentioned wanting to hear about the second time I kissed a girl, so I'll be taking a break today from a memory a first in favor of this memory instead.

My second time kissing a girl is probably not nearly has fun or even erotic of a story. It happened years after the first time.

In fact, it was only a few months ago.
Shortly after we'd decided to explore new sexual experiences, inside and outside of our marriage.

We went to a college, house party. We were nervous about being *that* old, creepy couple - considering we were 10+ years older than most of the kids at the party. Those nerves quickly faded as the long island iced teas coursed through my system.

Jasper and I really wanted to find a playmate that night.

The closest we (read: I) came, though, was a little tongue play with a couple girls.

I was quite drunk, so it wasn't all that memorable.

However, I do distinctly remember kissing one girl in the kitchen. Her hair was dark brown, full. My fingers were tangled within those locks.

I kissed her hard.

Then, I smiled at her boyfriend, "Do you like to watch when I kiss your girlfriend?"

I think it was a little hotter for me knowing her boyfriend was standing right next to us, watching.

Sunday, March 27, 2011

You Want This

You want to feel your cock down my throat.
Your balls pressed into my chin.
My nose in your belly.
Hear my moans as I gasp for air.
My tongue swirling around your shaft, your glans.
Getting your cock dripping wet.
Plunging into my drenched cunt.
Thrusting in and out.
Listening to the sounds our bodies make.
So fucking wet.
Gooey, slobbery, sloppy sounds.
You turn me over.
Fuck me on my hands and knees until my arms collapse underneath me and my body quivers with pleasure.
Firmly grasping my hips as your pump harder, deeper, faster inside me.
Grabbing my hair.
Pulling my head up.
Making me turn and look over my shoulder, up into your eyes.
You slide your cock out of my pussy, dripping with my juices and slowly press into my ass.
Taking it nice and slow, letting me feel your cock fill me.
Small movements in and out, slowly making your way inside until you're balls deep.
Grabbing my hips, and moving ever so slightly. Letting me adjust to your cock.
And then pulling out and thrusting back in.
With one swift motion.
I whimper in pleasure mixed with just a touch of pain.
My moans deepen as you continue thrusting.
Fucking my ass.
Feeling it's tightness surround your cock. Again and again.
My hand moves down to rub my clit in pace with your thrusts.
My pussy is still dripping.
So wet.
So creamy.
My clit responds well to the touch of my fingers and my body begins to quiver once more.
I grind my ass onto your cock.
Needing to feel you deep, deep inside me.
You hold me there.
Your balls tightening when you feel me start to quiver again.
You fuck me harder.
Watching my body quiver.
Your fingers digging into my ass, my neck.
You thrust harder, losing control.
Grunting and moaning louder.
You still for a moment. Watching as I move my ass off and on your cock.
You can't take it anymore.
I can't take it anymore.
I collapse on the bed while you continue fucking me.
You let go of my neck.
Running your hands back to my ass, taking a hip in each hand.
I feel you grabbing my hips and throwing me back onto your cock with each thrust.
You watch my tits bounce each time.
Listening to the sound of your hips slapping against my ass.
Your balls bouncing against my pussy until, finally, your head empties.
Your eyes close.
You feel the explosion building inside.
With a final primal yell you plunge in all the way, holding my hips tightly against you, as I feel your cock throb over and over again, spurting warm creamy cum into my ass with each spasm.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

HNT - What's for Dinner?

Ever have a night like this?
Finding yourself standing in front of the fridge?
Not sure what to make or eat for dinner?
hnt, ass, nipple charms, kitchen, erotica
*roll-over* for another view
For those of you who'd like inspect my pictures a little closer, feel free click here and/or here.

Don't forget to visit Os for more HNT fun!
Don't forget to stop by the OHNT for some even naughtier fun.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Weekend/Party Recap....and a Review

This past Friday, I received a fun little package in the mail. Who doesn't love getting sex toys in the mail? Actually, this is the first I've ever received. I was super excited to open it and find my new Fairy Baby Wand! My first thought was, "Wow! That is tiny!!" In fact, I was so surprised by it's size that I exclaimed this thought out loud to Jasper. :) It's advertised to be small enough to be able to bring with you anywhere, so I slipped it into my purse. You know, to have it with me....just in case....

Saturday night, Jasper and I headed to the St. Patrick's Day party. My new nipple charms looked great under my white tank top. Plus, I just felt super sexy. We got to the party nice and early; there were hardly any party-goers there yet. We got there so early, so we could have a couple drinks in my sister's room beforehand. Save a little $$ while at the party. :))

Since the party had already started, my brother-in-law let us into their room and went back down to resume his party duties (he works security). Jasper and I enjoyed a drink each. Just sitting around their room, chatting, enjoying each other's company. I'd pulled out my new little toy just to check it's power intensity. I touched it against my pussy through my thong. It definitely packs a good little punch - especially considering it's size.

We were about to snap a couple pictures of me from behind, looking out the window, when there was a knock on the door.

It was my sister - coming up to enjoy a drink with us.

We hung out with her for a bit until she had to get back down to the registration table.

Jasper was fucking horny! It wasn't but a few minutes after she left that my panties were on the floor, and I was riding his cock while he sat in the chair in their room. Actually, we started with me sucking his cock while kneeling on all fours on the ottoman. It was a slightly different position than we usually enjoy, so it was great. Unfortunately, I did have a sore throat, so I couldn't do much...and I certainly couldn't deepthroat.

So, I turned around and sat on his cock, gliding up and down. He felt incredibly good inside me. Hitting all the right spots. After a few minutes, we stood up. I leaned against the window while he fucked me from behind. Yum! Now that's the way to get the party started. Hehe. Pink was actually playing on iTunes on their computer while we fucked.

We cleaned-up, dressed, snapped a couple pics that were interrupted earlier, and headed down to the hotel restaurant for some dinner before heading to the party.

The actual party was relatively uneventful. We danced a little. Not nearly as much as I'd have liked. We actually did spend quite a bit of time chatting with 3 other couples. One couple's child got sick, so they left pretty early. The other two couples were very fun to chat with. All 3 were, actually. It's just that our chatting with the first couple got cut short.

After the party, we did go up to the room of one of the couple's. They were fun to talk to, but frankly we weren't physically attracted to them, so a drink was as far as it was going to go.

After our drink, we hailed a cab and headed home. Jasper took our dog out and told me, "Do not undress." "Why?" I asked. "Because I want to undress you."

So, I waited without so much as taking off my shoes. See, I can totally be a good girl. :)

He undressed me. We licked and sucked and fucked.  I don't think we tried anything new or crazy or particularly noteworthy, but it was great sex. As it generally is.

After he came, I wanted a little more. "Sweetie, will you grab me that tiny toy? It's in my purse." Like I mentioned earlier, this little baby definitely packs a good punch. He went to clean-up, as I continued to lie on my back. I'm actually pretty inexperienced with using wand massagers, as I generally prefer my hand. I had to be a little patient with this toy. Relaxing into it and letting the pleasure waft over me.

It was a fun experience to experiment with the powerful vibrations. How much pressure should I apply to my clit? How does it feel when I move down along my slit? What's it like when I use it to draw little circles?

Let me just say it definitely elicited some good, deep moaning out of me, and I was totally surprised with how hard I came after several minutes of playing around with it.

I would definitely recommend this little guy, if you want something small and pocket-sized. Plus, it's rechargeable via USB. Just be forewarned that it is a bit loud. I do intend to test the loudness sometime next week while my boss is traveling for work, so stay tuned for more adventures with my new Fairy Baby Wand.

e[lust] #24

Photo Courtesy of Kitten's Toys

Welcome to e[lust] - Your source for sexual intelligence and inspirations of lust from the smartest & sexiest bloggers! Whether you’re looking for hot steamy smut, thought-provoking opinions or expert information, you’re going to find it here. Want to be included in e[lust] #25? Start with the rules, check out the schedule and subscribe to the RSS feed for updates!

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Women, Swinging, and Seduction – From Meeting to Fucking in the Swinging Lifestyle: “My wife wants to drop out of swinging and instead have an open relationship…” announced a good friend of mine..
The Scent of a Woman (Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love my Snatch): Years back, during a scene, I had my dominant lean in and whisper lasciviously that he could “smell my wet pussy” and I started to cry.
5 Kinky Toys from the Office Supply Store: If you’re a nerd like me, you find the idea of office supplies a little bit arousing already but Pet & I paid a recent visit with an even more focused purpose — finding the best pervertibles Staples had to offer.

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Two Fantasies in One: The sexting progressed from just spanking and fingering to fingering both my holes, to slipping a butt plug in to punish me for being a naughty girl. By the time Tuesday came around we were both very horny and on edge to get together.

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Thoughts & Advice on Sex & Relationships
Being a Slut
Bush. Confession #556
Effects of Effexor
Honesty and Courtesy
Master and Slave?
My Experiences with Porn
Question Month: #1
Thoughts on Porn by Holden
What if His Is Much Larger Than Mine? – His & Hers Perspectives on Cock Size And Swinging
Wet Pussy

Sex News, Interviews, Politics & Humor
Introducing the charity spanking anthology

Kink & Fetish
A Negotiated Spanking
Cuff Me to the Bed
Don't Let Go
I Want In
Sexlopedia: Edge Play
Sex as a Tool
The cute checkout girl browsed my bare cleavage
Worth The Wait

Erotic Writing
Back to the scene of the crime
blood/lust []
dirty me...
Hooray for Half Term
Honey, I'm Home
I Like Your Dream
Naughty Nurse Night At The Swingers Club
On Eating Pussy
Our Nectars
personal records
Short Dress. High Heels. Margaritas…
Sex With A Friend Part 1
Traditional Loving?
The fun of firsts
The Power of Seduction
We Begin With Talk Of Drink and Debauchery – Hazy Memories of Desire
Wet Wednesday

Monday, March 21, 2011

Monday Memories: I Kissed a Girl

And I liked it!

It was at my 5-year reunion from the women's college I attended. I hadn't been planning on going but a couple classmates convinced me I should join them on the road trip. I was a waitress at the time, so I swapped some shifts with some co-workers, slapdashedly packed a small bag for the weekend, and met up with them for the 9-hour drive.

The three of us had a great time as we drove. Laughing, reminiscing.

I had been really good friends with one (B), but I didn't really know the other one (L) very well - even though we had spent two years together at the same school and even had a few classes together. Still, we'd never really developed a close relationship. Probably because she was from a different state - in the sunny Southwest. The other friend was a native MN girl, like me.

I hope I haven't confused you. :)

One night during the reunion, the three of us joined many other alumnae and current students at a bar in the next town over. We had a great time dancing, drinking, and having a lot of fun.

The drive home was where it got interesting. I was in the back seat. My good friend, B, was driving, and L was in the front passenger seat. I can't remember if we'd flirted at all earlier in the night, but during the 45 minute or so ride home, I remember leaning forward and touching her. Probably just her arms first, but then also her bare stomach.

It was so deliciously soft!!

I remember thinking how I'd never felt anything so soft before. We continued slight touching throughout the drive home. I leaned forward, so she could reach back and touch me, too. I'm not sure if B could tell what we were doing or not.

When we got back to the hotel, I vaguely remember flashing a truck passing along on the highway before going inside. Wait, I think that's part of another story. :))

B was really tired, so when the three of us went inside, it wasn't long before she'd crashed on the bed she was sharing with L. Remember, they were better friends, so it was natural that I would have a bed to myself and they would share one.

L and I slipped out into the hallway; we didn't want to disturb B. We continued touching and commenting on the softness of our skin. I leaned back against the wall of the hallway, and we leaned into each other for our first kiss. It was soft and sweet. I don't think either of us had ever kissed a girl before, but we both seemed to really enjoy it.

We kissed a little more in the hallway. Rubbing up against each other.

We wanted to do more,
To go further.
But we needed to find some privacy.

We didn't want to go back into the room in fear of waking B, but we didn't want to continue in the hallway, either.

We tried the pool area.

We decided to stop and just return to the room and go to bed.

We thought it would be weird to share the same bed, as we thought that we'd need to explain why L slept in my bed instead of the same one as B. We didn't really want B to know what had happened between us. So, we kissed for a short while longer in the hall before returning to our room and crawling into separate beds.

It was a fun, if not satisfying, encounter.
I don't recall any awkwardness the next day or throughout the remainder of the weekend, either.
Which helps make this memory all the sweeter, imo.

Nothing else really came out of this brief tryst. Remember, she lived very far away.

What about you? Tell us of your first time kissing a girl or someone of the same sex or whatever. Just leave us a link down in the comments.

Friday, March 18, 2011

21 Questions: The First Thing You Think Of


This week is first thing you think of are ya ready???

1. Pink - Panties
2. Lolly pop - Licky
3. cherry on top -the best things in life
4. 3 - holes
5. entertainment center - Huge
6. spoon - God, I have to do the dishes!
7. Biology lab - Dissecting frogs
8. Wham Bam - Thank You Ma'am
9. Dessert - Two, Please
10. Rough - Sex
11. Hot tub - Water Island
12. Sex Club - Where?? I wanna go!
13. Lips -  Luscious, Red, Juicy
14. floor - Waxed
15. ice - Hockey (that'll probably shock my sister)
16. naughty or nice - Definitely naughty
17. table top - Candlelight
18. back - Door
19. Ryan Reynolds (yes had to get him in) - Oh, baby! Come to mama!! Yummy
20. Tattoo - No, thank you.
21. boobies - Heehee

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

HNT - St Patrick's Day

In honor of  %%- St Patrick's Day %%-,
I ordered some new nipple charms.

Celtic Wreaths

I thought it was fitting.

*click* for another look*
This is basically what I'll be wearing to the St Patrick's party on Saturday.
Well, I'll be putting on a tank top. :))

There's another picture on my 365 and even more outtakes over on my tumblr account.

Don't forget to visit Os for more HNT fun!
Don't forget to stop by the OHNT for some even naughtier fun.

Monday, March 14, 2011

Monday Memories: Cybersex (AKA Guided Masturbation)

Damn! I think this is the latest Monday Memory! I've got to start writing these earlier. :)

Today's memory is a little more recent. If you've been reading my blog for awhile, you probably know that it hasn't been very long that I've felt comfortable talking about sex. I've come a long way with the help of Sex Babble! After having my blog a few months, I started to collect a few good followers. I was so pleased knowing there were people out there who enjoyed what I had to share.

And then, my followers began contacting me.

That's when the real fun began.

One morning at work, I had been particularily flirty. You can say I'd gotten all worked up. I had the afternoons off, and it was only a matter of minutes after getting home that I was working on releasing that tension myself.

After cumming a couple times, I found myself once again online with a particular friend. What follows below is our chat conversation. My words are in bold; his are in regular font.

if you feel like talking...typing...dirty, I could probably do it again
Your hungry cunt requires more nourishment?
Those glistening lips beg for more?
yes! yes! YES!!
They want to feel my swollen glans enter once more?
My firm meat sliding within, with force? Eager to sate you once more?
Sliding within you
In and out
My strong hands all over you
Grabbing your hips
Pinching your nips
Whispering your name into your ears
Telling you how much I need to make you cum
How badly I need to feel your body rock with pleasure
How intently I need to lock my eyes with yours as you climax like an earthquake
Your mouth open and breathing so heavily
Shaking all over as my rod rams into your cunt
My angle and thickness hitting every nerve correctly
My strength holding you down. Restraining you
My flexing cock filling you and making you rock from side to side
Your hungry lips squeezing my meat
Your nails clawing my back
Your legs trapping my hips until you're done with me
Crossed behind my ass
As I thrust and shove, pierce and grunt
Still staring into your eyes
Reveling in the touch of your soft white skin
Smelling your hungry arousal
Cum for me sweet Lola
Please me
Your cunt needs this
Your body needs this
My balls continue to slap against you
My strong hands continue to hold your down
Trapping you even as you trap me
My burning lust smoldering
You feel the warmth glow within you
Beginning its spread through your body
Like warm honey flowing all through you
Cum for me
Release yourself

This was one of the most incredible experiences. Reading it all as one post doesn't seem to do it justice. What made it incredible was the anticipation of each line of text. Not knowing exactly what was coming. Combining that with the electricity pulsing through me as my fingers found their way along my slit, my clit, my cunt. The powerful waves of ecstasy coursing throughout me as I read those most delicious words, "Cum for me, Lola." Relinquishing that power to someone I'd never met in person, with only his images and words swirling through my mind.

omygod. that was awesome!
i can barely fucking move! totally blissed out

licking lips.
catching breath...
god! that was good!

I'm so very pleased.
Mmm-mmm-mmm. Me too! Unbelievably so.
I've never done that before.

Have you ever cum for someone or made someone cum with only your words floating out through cyberspace? If so, do you remember the first time? Please share your experience with us in the comments or leave us a link to a post on your own blog.

Friday, March 11, 2011

FFF - Enveloped in Warmth

69-119 words
"...enveloped in warmth..."
Sarah leaned her head forward with a twinkle in her eye and a mischievous smile on her face. With the slightest shake of her head, she sprinkled his chest with the water from her dripping wet hair. Ethan just laughed and threw his head back in sheer pleasure. He enjoyed seeing her like this so -  happy, so alive.

He reached up, wrapping his fingers through her wet hair, pulling her down. He whispered in her ear, “I’m enveloped in warmth whenever I’m near you.”

“Even when I do this?” She giggled as she shook her head again.

Laughing again, he pulled her down tight and wrapped her in his arms. “Oh, yes! Especially when you do that.”

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

HNT - Piano Silhouette

After posting this picture over on my 365 blog, someone suggested I get back into practicing the piano with a little nekkid-piano playing.

Naturally, I then thought....Ooh! What a great idea for HNT!

*click* for a little more

Don't forget to visit Os for more HNT fun!
Don't forget to stop by the OHNT for some even naughtier fun.

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

A few notes from the gym...

*I fuckin' rocked it tonight. =D>

Here are my stats:
Stationary Bike - 5.03mi, 22'54", 173cal
Treadmill - 3.00mi, 29'28", 9'49" (pace), 343cal
Elliptical - 2.00mi, 19'00", 182cal
That's a total of 10miles folks. #:-S

*I absolutely love seeing chubby girls at the gym. Not because I like to watch them, but because it's fucking awesome that they're out there getting some exercise. I think too many people think they're *too fat* for the gym, and that's just sad. :(

*There were a few total hotties working out. The first girl I noticed was on an elliptical machine. She was wearing a sports bra under a t-shirt where the sleeves and sides had been cut. I'm not sure I'm describing that well enough, but trust me, it was so incredibly HOT! I could barely stop staring. Without sides to the shirt, you could perfectly see her tits and oh-so-flat tummy. =P~ The second one to catch my eye was this guy on a treadmill. He had some really gorgeous arms. Yum. Yum! And the third one was a different girl on another elliptical. She was just wearing a normal sports tank, but it was just fun to watch her body move.

*I love my posture after a work-out. Shoulders back, chest out, tummy in. I feel like a look like a million bucks with an attitude to go with it. A good, approachable, fucking hot attitude.

*Jewel has a couple really fun songs to work-out to. For example, "America" from her 304 album is fun for running, and "Doin' Fine" from the same album is really, really fun on the elliptical. I recently rediscovered these songs as I've been ripping the music off all my old CDs.

*I probably shouldn't admit this, but I also had a lot of fun on the elliptical with "Come Baby Come" by K7. #-o

*I wonder if anyone ever picks a machine purely for the eye candy in front of them. Could that be why the guy picked the machine directly behind mine? Hey, a girl can dream. 8->

*I hate stretching. Even though I know it's important, I rarely take the time to do it or do it properly.

*My fair skin is my enemy as my face gets so red/purplish that Jasper is always afraid that people will think I'm about to have a heart attack. But generally, I feel fine. :)

Time to shower and get to bed!

TMI Tuesday

I loved reading over Marcus' TMI today, so I thought I'd join the fun.

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? "Just one day I wanna wake up with clear, blemish-free skin."

2. If you could take a class for fun right now, what would you take? Dance lessons. In fact, I've got some vouchers to redeem.

3. What did the last text message you received on your mobile/cell phone say? :)

4. What was the last song you listened to? "I Think I Love You" by Partridge Family

5. What was the last song you sang or hummed (cuz it's stuck in your head)? Same song as #4.

6. First thing you wash in the shower? Left Shoulder

7. When was the last time you masturbated in the shower? Last time I masturbated was last night. After getting my ass pounded. But I was still on the bed. In the shower? Hmm... it's been too long, I guess.

8. What color is your couch? We actually don't own a couch. Most TV/Movie watching is done from bed. We do have a couple armchairs in the livingroom. They are dark brown with gold piping.

9. Have you had sex on your couch? Again, no couch, but we did have lots of sex on our old couch before we sold it, and, course, both armchairs have been appropriately fucked on.

Monday, March 7, 2011

Monday Memories: Losing It

I actually found some time this morning before class to write this week's memory. Yeah me!

Source: softmovements
The first time a girl (or guy) has sex is supposed to be magical, right? Or at least memorable. :) Alas, my first time was neither really. I may be one of the very few, but I don't really remember much of my first time.

I was twenty, a junior in college. I'd recently decided to leave behind the religious teachings of my youth, and I'd been dating A for a couple of weeks. Even back then, in my naivete, I moved pretty quickly. He was a year younger than me and much more experienced sexually. We had good chemistry, and I wanted to try sex. For sure.

The very first time we tried, it just didn't work. I don't really remember what happened. Perhaps I was too nervous (I do believe his roommate was asleep in the same room. Damn! We were inconsiderate). Or simply not wet enough. Either way, I think I must have complained about it hurting or something because he (being a gentleman) stopped. We probably continued to make-out, and I probably still spent the night wrapped in his arms.

We tried again a few days later. Much more successfully. I don't really remember that time, either.

Must have been good, though, because I moved in with him a few months later and continued to date him for more than 3 years.

How about you? What was your first time like? Do you remember the sounds, the smells? Was it magical? We'd love to hear about, so please link up and/or leave a comment!

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

HNT: Sleeping

Today was one of those days when I really didn't feel like getting up or doing anything. I called in sick to work - hoping some extra sleep would help. Even in the dead of winter, it gets extremely hot in our bedroom. This is how I sleep most nights, naked and tangled in the bedcovers.

No click-thru this week.

Don't forget to visit Os for more HNT fun!
Don't forget to stop by the OHNT for some even naughtier fun.

Tuesday, March 1, 2011


This Saturday, Jasper and I are attending a (vanilla) Mardi Gras party. I've never been to one before, so I'm not entirely sure what to expect; however, costumes are encouraged.

Anyone have any fun ideas?
Something fun and flirty but not slutty.
Something easy-ish and inexpensive.

Please leave a comment or shoot me an email with your suggestions. Thanks!

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