HNT: Movie Theater

To continue in the scavenger hunt...

I went to the movies with Jasper.

We saw Horrible Bosses. It was fucking hilarious!
Seriously.
We laughed so. damn. hard.

And let's not forget about Jennifer Aniston. She is absolutely smokin' in this movie.
Don't even get me started on that things that come out of her mouth.

"Give me that dong. You know you're gonna fuck my slutty mouth."

"Are you gonna slap me in the face with your cock?"

 

Now head over and visit Os for more HNT fun!

And then, of course, there's the OHNT

 for some even naughtier fun.

HNT: Car Wash

A couple weeks ago I stumbled upon Dragon's Kink (I'm sure through the HNT comments). It was this post that week, and I was completely intrigued.

I wanted to join the scavenger hunt!

So, I visited Curvaceous Dee's Scavenger Hunt page for more details. This might be my theme on HNT for awhile. :)

The perfect opportunity arose this past weekend. We had borrowed a car the previous week and decided it would be nice to run it through a car wash before returning it.

I thought it would be fun to snap a picture of me topless in the carwash.

Technically, this isn't on the list of locations for the scavenger hunt, but maybe if I get enough comments, perhaps Dee will still count it and add it to the list.

Now head over and visit Os for more HNT fun!

And then, of course, there's the OHNT

 for some even naughtier fun.

Birthday Celebrations Part 3

Continued from here...

I was ready. I was eager. I was really glad I was wearing a dress.

Luckily there weren't very many people on the bus. We selected a seat where our antics wouldn't be too obvious to the few other riders.

I sat by the window, and Jasper sat in the aisle. Once the bus was in motion, I slipped my panties off and put them in my purse. I slid down the seat just a bit and spread my legs. I was already quite wet, so Jasper had no problems slipping a finger or two into my pussy.

He teased me like this the entire ride home.

Instead of heading right home, we stopped at a convenience store for a couple of things. From there it's a few blocks back to our apartment.

There was simply no way we could wait that long before devouring each other.

Now, we live on a relatively major street. Sure, it was after 11pm, but there was still a fair amount of traffic whizzing by.

That didn't stop us.

I sat up on retaining wall facing the road, and we made out some more. There was lots of kissing and fingering. I want to say there was some licking and sucking, too. Perhaps his cock slid into my slit as well.

(The details are getting a little foggy - this is why you shouldn't wait nearly 2 weeks to write a recap.)

We started to get a little self-conscious, so we slipped off into the nearest alley. Again, I hopped up onto a retaining wall - hiking up my dress and spreading my legs. Jasper knelt before me and ate my pussy before I began begging to suck his cock.

He was all too happy to oblige.

So, there I sat, in the darkened alley, sucking his cock like it was the only thing in the world that mattered. After a couple minutes of sucking, he thrust his hard, throbbing cock into my dripping cunt.

Oh, fuck did that ever feel great!

He slid in and out of me a few times.

We tried a couple different positions on that wall before leaving the alley and continuing our walk home.

I'm pretty positive we stopped off at least a couple more times before actually making it inside.

I'll admit. I really, really enjoyed our walk home. It was a gorgeous night!

We just headed right to the bedroom when we got to our apartment. We weren't anywhere near finished.

Jasper quickly got undressed, but I left my dress on. I lied down on the bed and let him lick and probe and bite and suck a little more.

The rest of the details of the evening have faded, but I know it ended well - with complete exhaustion and huge smiles on our faces.

Happy birthday to Lola indeed!

(Hope this little recap was worth the wait.)

Where is Lola?

Sorry to leave you on all hanging. I'm sure you've all been on the edge of your seat waiting to hear how my birthday ended. It's coming. I promise.

I've been preoccupied with a family vacation up north, and now I'm just a few hours away from starting the 2nd leg of my relay race.

The bonus is that the guy I pass off to is super hot. I'm talking just about the. sexiest. smile. ever.

Definitely something to look forward to, something to keep me running.

Birthday Celebrations Part 2

Continued from here...

Have I mentioned my huge crush on Kari? No? Well let me fill you in. She has been the subject of countless fantasies. She's a common go-to addition to our bedroom dirty talk. She's a fellow redhead. Oh, and there is just something about her personality that I love, too.

So, after a cosmo, a margarita, and a glass of wine, I was feeling pretty good. Pretty turned on.

When we got to the Irish bar, I tried to get her to join me in the Kissing Room. She tried to get the boys to join us there.

They said it was too dark.

I said that was the point.

I lost. :(

(I know, right? Wasn't I the birthday girl? :P)

We found a secluded little booth. Well, not so little really. It was probably easily big enough for at least a group of 10.

I got another drink. This one was free cuz it was my birthday. Sweet!

When we drink, it doesn't take too long before the conversation turns a bit more sensual/sexual in nature. Don't worry. No secrets were really shared.

Well, I did find out that my brother apparently really enjoys nipple play. hehe.

So, I guess it's more we didn't share any secrets. The stuff we did discuss was already a little too much for my bro. Imagine his reaction if he were to find out that I sometimes like to take it in the ass. Or that we've dabbled in the Lifestyle.

Some secrets are better locked away - at least for the first night of ever really drinking with them.

Anyway, I touched her thigh a couple times. So fucking smooth!

After the drinking and the flirting and the sex talk, I was pretty raring to go by the time we caught the shuttle back home.

Continued here...

Birthday Celebrations Part 1

I had my birthday all planned out - work (including a birthday lunch in the office with my co-workers), yoga, dinner.

The yoga class was free, but I had to redeem it on my birthday. I really had wanted to go, but around 4pm (class started at 4:30), I just wasn't feeling it.

Instead Jasper met me earlier than planned and we hit up a happy hour instead. Earlier in the day, I'd received some birthday wishes from an old friend on Facebook. I met him in Hawaii nearly ten years ago. You may remember his friend from this post. I'm pretty sure this guy was sleeping in the next room when I first had anal sex.

Anyway, all that is really irrelevant other than this guy wanted to fuck me, but I ended up with his roommate instead. He was randomly in MN a few years later, and we met up for drinks. Good times. :)

So, in our chatting (all clean, I promise) on my birthday, he said I should I have drink for him. I upped the challenge and had happy hour at a restaurant that shares his first name. :)

After one drink each and an order of fries, we headed to the restaurant to meet my brother and his girlfriend for my birthday dinner.

They were a little late because of the extra traffic due to the Twins game. We didn't mind because we were outside on the patio, and before a Twins game there is some really great people watching (ie lots of great asses).

I was a little more interested in drinking than in eating, but I did have two pieces of bruschetta for an appetizer. Jasper and I split an entree, and I really had to struggle through finishing my half. I got a free birthday sundae, of which I had maybe two bites before I started to feel a little queasy. Jasper and Kari (brother's girlfriend) were more than happy to finish the sundae for me.

After dinner, I suggested going to an Irish bar next. I'd promised my Facebook friend that I would have a drink for him, and he'd suggested Jameson's. I thought the Irish bar would be perfect for that!

Continued here...

And the EF winner is...

Ok. Yeah. I know this was supposed to be drawn and posted yesterday.
But, it was my birthday afterall, and, well, things got a little crazy.
And well, why not stretch my birthday out a little longer anyway?

Without further adieu...

And the fifth commenter was...

CONGRATULATIONS @buzzvibe. I hope you come back and tell us what you buy with your $25 GC.

Cuz It's All About ME!

Want to get Lola something for her birthday?

Well, she can be a bit narcissistic, so how about sharing your favorite Lola link? Be it a picture or a story or whatever.

Or, if you remember, what made you decide to follow Sex Babble? What's your favorite thing about this blog?

Or just tell me why you LOVE LOLA!?

Hmm....should there be prizes?

How about an exclusive Lola picture or story? Winners for:

• Most creative comment (per my judgment)
• First to leave a comment
• Last to leave a comment by midnight (my time zone)

I'm open to other suggestions, if you've got any. :)

Now, I'm off to find me a good Happy Hour!

And the Nipple Charms winner is...

First of all, I'd like to say THANK YOU to everyone who entered my very first giveaway!

According to random.org...

Lucky #3 was selected as the winner...

So, @rixxir1, I'm looking forward to hearing from you. Your wife is gonna LOVE YOU (and these, of course)!!

Party, Party, Party!

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I'm sure you've all been anxiously awaiting today.
'Cuz it's my birthday, y'know!

There's already a *small* party going on over on twitter, if you'd like to pop-in. You can find me @sexbabble. :))

I've got some fun planned for you all today, so thanks for stopping by...and please come back throughout the day.

I started my day off with a relaxing bubble bath.

Now that's starting my birthday out right!

Coming later... Announcing TWO winners, ANOTHER giveaway, plus a couple other surprises.

Stay tuned...

PS If you leave a comment, just to let you know, you can also attach images. if you're so inclined to send me a birthday picture. :)

TMI Tuesday - Cheating

Her: I saw you flirting with her. Cheater!
Him: It's not cheating if we don't have intercourse.

1. You have been separated from your significant other for six months. An attractive, attentive neighbor has paid you flattering attention. It is obvious he/she wishes to take the relationship further. Do you:
a. Dismiss him/her, you're in a committed relationship.
b. Continue to flirt, but go no further.
c. Fantasize about him/her, but take care of your sexual needs solo.
d. Let the affair become physical.
This would really depend on what kind of arrangements we'd made before our separation and the nature of the separation. I'd like to say D because six months is a long time, but Jasper and I aren't quite to that point yet, so definitely B, and of course, C.

2. A male co-worker whom you have heard is great in bed and very well endowed has been flirting with you a lot. He obviously wishes to start a relationship. Do you: (This question is for women AND men).
a. Make it clear to him you're not interested.
b. Flirt with him but go no further
c. Mentally undress him and wonder what he'd be like in bed.
d. Let the relationship become sexual.
Um. B-D? With Jasper's consent, of course. I'm great in an MFM, so maybe we could try that. lol.

3. Your significant other is impotent most of the time, showing little interest in you and little interest in being sexual. Do you:
a. Resign yourself to no sex.
b. Satisfy your needs with masturbation
c. Find someone who can satisfy you sexually but remain with your significant other
d. Leave him or her
Absolutely B, and I'd like to think C would be an option. I doubt I would leave him over such a thing, but if he truly stopped showing an interest in me - sexual or otherwise - I'm not sure how long I'd be able to stand that.

4. The last time you and your mate had sex, were you:
a. Concentrating mostly on him/her, and you didn't even orgasm
b. Thinking about your pleasure and theirs.
c. Concentrating mainly on your own pleasure.
d. Used his/her body as a tool to reach your own orgasm.
I think the last time it was a little more about me. :) So, maybe it was C, but no, I think it was somewhat equal, so B. It's just he was doing such a good job on me, that my focus may have drifted a little away from him.

5. What kind of partner do you prefer while making love or having sex?
a. Tender, loving, slow and sweeet
b. I don't care, just do me; it's been a while
c. Tough, take-charge, I like it a little rough
d. Any lovin' is good lovin'
Sometimes it's C; many times it's A; all the time it's D.

Bonus: Do you mind if your significant other ogles/checks out another sexy person? What if they comment on that person, do you mind that? I really never have. Well, I guess that's not entirely true. Sometimes it bothers me but only because I then start comparing myself to all the other women out there and start having body image issues. I know it's all in my head, and Jasper is fully satisfied with me and thinks I'm beautiful, but still, sometimes insecurity creeps in. All that being said, we have often done a lot of people watching together - pointing out all the nice asses and attractive people. Good times.

Bonus, Bonus: What are your thoughts on the TMI Tuesday image and the caption beneath it? I think it's a fun, interesting photo that perfectly captures a moment. I have mixed feelings on the caption. What is cheating? There seem to be so many definitions and so many different lines. Personally, I think if it makes your partner uncomfortable, you shouldn't do it - whatever your definition may be.

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How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment over at TMI Tuesday, so we’ll all know where to read your responses.

Happy TMI Tuesday!

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Sixty-Nine

Some nights, it's simply inconceivable for me to deep throat. My gag reflex is too high; my tummy is too queasy; I simply don't feel like it.

The other night was just one of those nights.

Normally, Jasper doesn't like the sixty-nine position because he can't get as deep down my throat.


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BUT since I wasn't feeling the deepthroat thing, I asked if we could 69 instead. I wanted to be on the bottom, and fuck if this wasn't just about the best 69 we've ever had. He was so into eating my pussy, and it was driving me wild!

He tried a couple new tricks that I thought I'd share with all of you, since it was so incredible for me.

The first thing he did surprises me that I enjoy it because I don't normally like when he touches this area. I don't know what to call it, so if there is a better name, please let me know. At the bottom of my cunt, where it forms the lower point, is a little flap of skin that he stretched taut and flicked with his tongue.

Again, normally I don't like this, but I don't know if it was just the position of him being backwards and on top or what, but it felt really damn good.

Now the second thing he did really rocked my world. It felt so incredible, but I really couldn't describe it until I asked him (after we'd finished) what he'd done.

He spread me wide, stuck his tongue in as deep as he could, and blew air into my pussy. Absolutely phenomenal! I mean, I just couldn't get enough!



Feeling lucky? I've got TWO giveaways going on right now. You know you want to enter (hardly anyone has, so your chances are pretty good).

Nipple Charms and EdenFantasys

Both companies are stellar at discretion, so these giveaways are perfect for even the most discreet blogger. :)

Something for Everyone (A Giveaway)

Dinner was fabulous – the food exquisite, the ambiance elegant. Best of all, you felt a lot of chemistry sparking between the two of you. The sharing of food. The playful flirting. Oh the sexual innuendos. It was a great evening!

You were wearing your fuck-me shoes and didn’t want the night to end after dessert or the walk to your hotel or the good-night kiss in the lobby. No, this guy was coming up for um, a nightcap. J

You wanted to rock this guy’s world. You reached into your overnight bag…and nothing.

No toys.

No lube.

No condoms.

Don’t let this happen to you!

Plan ahead with Eden Fantasys. They have a fine selection of condoms, lubes, and, of course, sex toys. Everything you’d ever need for a spontaneous naughty weekend – well, a weekend that was planned ahead in the hopes of it turning naughty (because really isn’t that how every weekend away should go). You can find lots of toys that would be perfect for travel. Or maybe you'd like to try some sexy lingerie or a fun costume.

The sky’s the limit.

There is certainly something for everyone – whether playing away or at home.

And now here’s your chance…

EdenFantasys has allowed me to offer all you lovelies an opportunity to win a $25 gift card.

Here’s how.

Mandatory Entry: Visit Eden Fantasys and tell me something you'd like to have! (This entry is required and must be done before obtaining any of the bonus entries below.)

Bonus Entries: Please complete the mandatory entry first. Leave a separate comment for EACH entry method you complete.

• Follow Sex Babble or let me know if you already do.
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• Follow Eden Fantasys on Twitter.
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• Like my page on Facebook.
• Share this giveaway on Twitter, your blog, or Facebook.

Contest open to readers in the US and internationally. Contest ends 8/9/11 at 11:59pm CDT. Winner will be chosen using random.org and will be announced on 8/10/11 (my birthday)! Be sure to leave your email address in your comment unless it's visible on your Blogger profile. (If I can't contact you, a new winner will be drawn.) Winner will have 48 hours to respond to my email. If winner does not claim the prize in the 48 hour period, a new winner will be chosen at random.

Oopsies!

So, I decided to install the Disqus widget to my blog to facilitate an easier way to encourage a dynamic discussion in the comments.

Unfortunately, when I imported my old comments, it inadvertantly re-sent out all kinds of email notifications of past comments.

I sincerely apologize for unknowingly filling up your Inboxes with old, outdated comments. Please feel free to simply delete and move on.

I hope you'll continue to read and leave comments!



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FFF: Strangled Cry

(Photo provided by Lexi; original source unknown)
80-160 words
"...strangled cry..."

The season was changing and with it came a strong desire to go shopping. You wanted more variety in your closet – something warm and comfortable to slip into as the oppressive heat gives way to the chill of the night. You shop alone. You prefer it this way—allowing your thoughts wander, clearing your head.

You don’t realize that I’ve followed you. I want to surprise you, and I know how you’ve fantasized about fucking me somewhere private and yet also so very public. You slip into the dressing room to try on a few items. You’ve already begun to undress when I quietly slip in behind you.

Your startled, strangled cry is of delight as you immediately sense my presence – almost as if you were expecting me. You waste no time. Reaching behind you, my jeans join yours on the floor and my cock springs to life. I grab your gorgeous tits – fucking you quietly, intoxicatingly.

(Click for details on FFF!)

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HNT: She Doesn't Care

She doesn't care
that it's super hot,
that I'm nekkid,
that I'm trying to blog.

Now head over and visit Os for more HNT fun!

And then, of course, there's the OHNT

 for some even naughtier fun.

Oh and don't forget to enter my giveaway for your chance to win some fun Nipple Charms. They make great gifts, too.

TMI Tuesday - In the Summertime - UPDATED

1. What is your favorite summer clothing item or outfit?

A few weeks ago, I purchased a pair of jeans shorts. They have quickly become my absolute favorite. It could be that they are a size 6, which I haven't worn in forever. It could be that they are super comfortable and not overly tight. It could be that they are sexy and flattering to my legs and ass. They have cute little side zippers on the legs, too. I pretty much wear them almost every day. If I get a chance, perhaps I'll snap a pic later tonight and update this post. I know how you all love pictures.

Updated: I'ved added a picture of my new favorite shorts.

*Click*
to see color version

2. Did you or will you take a summer vacation? If yes, where did you go?
Kind of , sort of, maybe. It really depends on your definition of summer vacation. We've had some great summer vacations in the past (the 4500-mile road trip in 2009 was probably one of my faves), but this summer has been very busy for us with running and scuba diving and school. We will be joining my family for a few days of their week-long vacation at a lake up north. We weren't going to go this year, but we were talked into it a couple weeks ago. I love going up to the lake and just being in nature. Canoeing, kayaking, hiking, running, swimming. Fires, stories, laughter, s'mores. Good times.

3. What is your ideal weekend away (e.g. city, beach or wilderness)?
Anyway weekend away would be ideal. I just love to travel and see/experience new places. I could just as easily be happy taking a weekend in the city or lounging by the beach or hiking in the wilderness. It's been an incredibly hot and sticky summer this year, so I'm leaning more to saying I'd prefer a weekend trip to the beach. We've gone to the beach the past two Sundays with my family, and the couple hours we spend there never seem long enough to me. I've never really been much of a beach person, but this summer I definitely am and could easily see spending an entire weekend lounging at the beach.

4. What would you pack for a naughty weekend?
Hmm... not much different. Maybe some skimpier, sexier clothes. We don't need much to make it naughty. lol

5. What item(s) do you never unpack, never take out of the luggage from trip to trip?
Toiletry-type items. Spare pair of contacts, travel soap/shampoo, etc.

Bonus: Last vacation sex... Tell us what happened
Have we not gone anywhere since Costa Rica in January? How sad. :( I just looked through my past blog posts from Jan and Feb - hoping to link to some sexy tales of our vacation in Costa Rica....and I found NOTHING! How disappointing that I didn't ever really get around to blogging about the trip.

We were there for over a week and had lots and lots and lots of sex. It's been nearly 8 months now, so I'm not sure I can actually remember in any detail any juicy stories - at least not without taking more time to ponder it, and I really need to get back to my monster spreadsheet at work.

Perhaps another time...

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Superhero Sex

I awoke in the middle of the night and couldn't get back to sleep. Jasper had My Super Ex-Girlfriend playing in the background.




As I lied there trying to fall asleep, my thoughts kept turning to...

Which would I prefer  - to be a superhero or to be fucked by a superhero?

I think there are probably pros and cons to both sides. On one hand, it might be nice to be in total control and have so much power. But could I ever be satisfied that way? On the other hand, submission can be fun. Would my superhero lover rock my socks off everytime? Or would it just end up hurting me? Sometimes just having sex with Jasper hurts, so I'm not sure I'd be able to handle sex with a superhero.

What are your thoughts??

And, all you guys out there, do you think you'd be able to "get it up" (to be crude about it) if you were flying so high in the sky with just a beautiful woman holding you?



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2011 "O" Award

Perhaps you've already heard the news, but EdenFantasys was awarded the Outstanding Online Retailer award from AVN recently.

I couldn't agree more!

You could easily get lost in all the fun articles and forums and reviews on their website...not to mention all the fabulous shopping!

They have a huge selection of all types of adult toys! Plus their website is super easy to navigate. They have lots of different categories to browse, or you can enter your own search criteria. In addition to toys, they have a great selection of lingerie as well as books/video/audio.

Seriously, they have something for everyone!

In addition to all of that, I think they're set apart from other online retailers with their sense of commuity. They have all kinds of clubs to join from cooking to porn to photography to reading. They have extensive reviews including some video reviews. There are also numerous forums you can join.

If you've ever shopped with EdenFantasys, what do you enjoy about their site?
If you haven't, what are you waiting for?



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