Anniversary Gifts

With school and planning for our upcoming move next summer, we decided not to exchange gifts for our anniversary this year.

And then I remembered that I had some gift cards to use at EdenFantasys.

Perfect!

Here's what we scored.

For Lola:

A Classy Elegance Dress


I really like it. It fits perfectly. It's pretty but also a little casual. It's fun to twirl around in, too. I hope to get a lot of use out of it.

A set of Nipple Rings

Wow! This puppies are tight! I had a really difficult time trying them on. Jasper adjusted them slightly, so hopefully they'll go on easier next time. I would love to be able to wear them out somewhere.

For Jasper:

Some Silicone Penis Ties (okay, maybe these are a little for Lola, too)

We haven't tried these out yet, but I hope they are as fun as we imagine.

A Tenga 3D masturbation sleeve

He tried this out last night after I'd gone to sleep. This morning, I asked him how he enjoyed it, and while I can't remember his exact words, he pretty much loved it. He said it felt really great but clean-up was kind of a pain.

I'd say we scored pretty well. I think we were both very happy with our gifts to each other.

Do you and your SO exchange naughty gifts? What's the best gift (vanilla or otherwise) that you've ever received?

Do you know what today is?

Sure, it's the Winter Solstice.

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But even more important than that at least to me.

It's my ANNIVERSARY!!

It's been SEVEN delightful years, and yes, it's still true...

Hope everyone in the northern hemisphere has an enjoyable Winter Solstice tonight. Stay warm.

You know we will. *wink, wink*

♫Random Song of the Day♫ Bennie & the Jets

I got up early this morning to squeeze in a run before work.

It was COLD! My phone said it was 21°F and felt like 16°F. Needless to say, I was all bundled up.

Plus it was still quite dark, so I threw on my reflective vest and headlamp.
Safety first, y'know.

I bet I looked super sexy.
Maybe I'll snap a picture next time.

I got home from my run with perfect timing to see this scene.



Such a fun song.
Such fun eye candy.
Such a fun scene.

Makes me wanna dance on a bar.
I think I've probably gotten a bit too old for that.
But still ...
Someday ...
Maybe ...
Right?

A girl can dream...

Now, I'll have this song stuck in my head all day and a smile on my face.

Have you ever danced on a bar? What's a song that makes you smile and just feel good? What's the coldest temp you've ever gone for a run?

FFF: Burned Coffee

(Image source: "Sunny Sunday Morning" by T.C. Reiner)
60-160 words
"...burned coffee..."

What a beautiful morning! she thought as she sighed and leaned back against the stove. Her smile illuminated the entire kitchen.

Instantly, her mind swept back to the moments of the previous night.
The gentle caresses of her lover.
The ripples of orgasm as her body climaxed over and over.

She was in love.

He was, too.

He stood watching her from the doorway, laughing a little at her being lost in her absent-minded reverie.

She hadn’t even noticed the smell of burned coffee.

Laughing again, he walked up, taking the coffee mug from her hands, and pulled her into his arms.

Brushing the hair from her face, he whispered, I love you.

What a beautiful morning, indeed! she thought as she pulled him close – nuzzling into his strong embrace.

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As always, head to Insatiabear's blog to read his take on the picture and see who else is playing this week. Even better, why not write your own version and link up.

(Click for details on FFF!)

HNT: Training Shirt

Wow! It's been a really long time. I know you're all sick of hearing how busy I've been with school.

The end is in sight! Yay!

But, truth be told, I still really shouldn't have taken the time to play around with these photos as much as I did tonight. Oh well. If I don't do well on my quiz tomorrow or my final on Fri, I'm totally blaming all of you! You're okay with that, right?

Have I mentioned that I signed up to run a marathon in June? Yep.

Training officially starts in Feb, but I got my fancy training shirt a couple weeks ago.

What do you think?

**Click for the front view**

All right. Who wants to train with me?

Now head over and visit Os for more HNT fun!

Only a few weeks left!

 

Oh, and don't forget OHNT

 for some even naughtier fun.

2nd Annual Great Online Cookie Exchange Extravaganza

It's the 2nd Annual Great Online Cookie Exchange Extravaganza!
Brought to you by Jz over at A Reluctant Bitch (though I actually found out about it by Hedone at The Pleasure Principle).

It's my first year participating. And yes, technically, it's supposed to be a cookie recipe, but well, I felt like breaking the rules. This time.

Candy is almost as good as cookies anyway. Right?

One of my favorite candies of the holiday season is Peanut Brittle. Especially when it turns out with that perfect brittle consistency and and oh, so buttery-carmely-peanuty flavor. You know, when it kind of melts in your mouth, but still has that brittle snap?

I can't stand it when it's chewy. Ew.

So, homemade is definitely the way to go with this treat. It's actually relatively simple to make and it only requires a few ingredients - most of which are probably staples in your home.

Ingredients:
1 cup white sugar
1/2 cup light corn syrup
1/2 cup water
1 cup raw Spanish peanuts
1 T butter or margarine
1 tsp baking soda

Directions:
Grease a large cookie sheet. Set aside.

In a heavy 2 quart saucepan, over medium heat, combine the sugar, corn syrup, and water.

Bring to a boil, stirring until sugar is dissolved.
Add raw peanuts.

If using a candy thermometer, set it in place and continue cooking. Stir constantly until temperature reaches 300°F (150°C) or until a small amount of mixture dropped into cold water separates into hard and brittle threads. Since I do not own a candy thermometer, this is the method I use. I keep a small dish of cold water on the counter near the stove. Periodically, I drip a little of the mixture into the water to test the consistency.

Remove from heat.
Immediately stir in the butter and baking soda.
It is helpful to have these pre-measured and ready to go, so they can be stirred in right away.

Pour at once onto the greased cookie sheet. Using the spatula used during stirring, smooth the peanut mixture over the cookie sheet, making sure there are no holes and that it is relatively evenly spread.

Allow to cool. I usually let it cool for at least 30 minutes or so. It should be a nice caramel color and should no longer be sticky.

Break the candy into pieces. I do this by slamming the cookie sheet onto the counter once or twice (this can be quite loud, so you may want to shout out a warning to others who may be around), and then using a fork to break into smaller piecs.

Enjoy the smooth, buttery, crunchy yumminess!

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For more delectable treats, stop on by these blogs:

Aisha
Alice
Ally
Another Suburban Mom
Ashly Star
Beau
Beth
Conina
Elysia
greengirl
Hedone
Jack & Jill
His wyld rose
Infidelity Chronicles
Jz
Kirsti
Krissy
lil
Linda Long
Little Monkey
Lola!
Mijena
mouse
Naughty Kitty
nilla
ponderouspet
ronnie
Rose
Ryan
Sara
selkie (her recipe here, her blog here)
Sephani Page
Serenity
shadesofblue
striving for peace
sin
Tempting Sweets
The Missus
undercovermetamorphosis
Viemoira

You. Me. Deserted Office.

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I pull you into a deserted office, shutting the door behind me.
I remove my top and my skirt.
Standing before you in only my very sexy lingerie - red and lacy.

I kiss you passionately, while unbuttoning your shirt.
Rubbing my hands along your chest, your abs.
Kissing my way down.
Kissing and licking along the top of your slacks.
Unbuttoning them, letting them drop down to the floor.

I push you up against the wall, releasing your cock.
Feeling it in my hands.
Heating it with my breath.
You are hard.

I kneel before you and lick from base to tip.
Long, slow.
I take your cock masterfully into my mouth.
Feeling you quiver inside, my tongue swirling.

Cock in my mouth, my hands wander back up your body.
Feeling your abs, your chest.
My hands work their way down.
Finding your hands, I direct them to my hair.
Letting you feel my tresses.
Letting you guide your blowjob with your firm hands.

I am dripping with desire.
One more lick from base to tip.
Licking up your happy trail.
Your abs.
Your chest.
My entire body following suit, rubbing up against you.
My nipples so hard.

Your hands are free to roam over me.
You push me up against the wall now.
Sliding your cock beneath my slutty little pussy lips
Teasing me.
Feeling my wetness seeping onto you.

I'm pushing to slide down further, but you're using your strength to keep me up.
You step back and release me.
You want to taste me.

It's Cliterrific!

Last Monday, I took my licensure exams. I had to do a lot of guessing, but I think I did all right. I should get the results in a few weeks, but for now I'm relishing in the fact that they are OVER!

In order to celebrate that night, I decided to spend a little alone time with my Cliterrific Cup before heading to bed. She's relatively new to me, and I'd used her in the shower before, but I wanted to just lie down, relax, and cum and cum and cum.

I lied down on my bed, brought Tumblr up on my phone for a little visual stimulation, and slipped this sex toy slowly into my pussy. The texture felt fantastic, and I could immediately tell I was going to enjoy this. A lot.

I gently fucked myself for a while.
Pushing it in.
Pulling it out.
Feeling the grooves and enjoying the sensations.

Pushing it in deep one more time, I finally turned it on. I adjusted and played with the rotating controls. The end of the shaft swirls in a slight circular motion, and it's easy to switch the rotation from clockwise to counter-clockwise with the push of a button. The intensity of the rotations also has 3 speeds.

Even on the highest speed, the rotations are gentle. Also, I found this to be the noisiest aspect of the toy. It made me a little self-conscious with Jasper in the next room, so I would switch it on and off frequently, but didn't necessarily keep that part running for an extended period.

After playing with the rotation feature for awhile, I turned it off and turned on the vibrator. It only vibrates in the clitoral stimulator, but it was plenty for me. When I had the shaft deep in my pussy, the clit bullet hit my clit perfectly. Even on the lowest vibration setting, it felt fantastic. The increase of two more speeds made me cum right away.

Of course, I wasn't finished yet.

I had to try them out together.

This. Felt. Amazing!

This rabbit vibrator did not disappoint. The combination of ridges, rotations, and vibrations was definitely enough to throw me over the edge. A couple times.

This is called the cliterrific cup, though, so I wanted to figure out the benefit of the cup at the end of the shaft. It doesn't vibrate at all; it only rotates. Still, I wanted to see how it would feel to have it cup my clit while rotating. It felt good, of course, but not good enough to cum. I definitely prefer the shaft inserted into my pussy.

As I mentioned, I have used this while standing in the shower. I found the sensations to be even more instense in the hot, steamy shower. I think the standing position really does the trick for me.

Jasper and I have also used this toy as a couple. No promises, but that may be a post for another time. Let me just say that with the shaft in my ass and the bullet against his balls, we were definitely both loving this toy.

Happy Thanksgiving!!

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Hope you all are enjoying a fabulously filling Thanksgiving.

What are you thankful for today?

Nine Months Later...

November is really flying by! I can hardly believe I haven't posted anything in nearly TWO weeks! My schoolwork is coming along very nicely, but I've still got a LOT to do.

This coming weekend will be solely devoted to preparing for my huge licensure exams that I'll be taking on Monday morning at 8am.

I have to pass these tests in order to student teach and in order to get my teaching license, so I'll be studying my little patookiss off this entire weekend.

At least I won't have to worry about it over the Thanksgiving weekend. :)

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I came across this joke a few days ago. I hope it makes you smile.

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Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm house and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."

"Not to worry," Jack said, "we'll be happy to sleep in the barn, and if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."

The lady agreed and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared and they got on their way and enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he met on the ski weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked: "Bob, do you remember that good- looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north?"

"Yes, I do."

"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and fool around with her?"

"Yes," he said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I have to admit that I did."

"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"

Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry buddy, I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?"

"No need to apologize, Bob. She just died and left me everything!"

Have a wonderful weekend, everyone!!

How do you ask for it?

I came across an article the other day with 9 tips for women on how to ask for sex. Obviously, I don't really have a problem asking for sex. Well, maybe sometimes I still do...with those other than my husband. *wink*


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The tips are simple. Easy.

I think it's unfortunate that so many women out there are too shy or embarrassed to ask for sex. Still, I do not doubt that it's true, and even the easy, simple ideas are not always so obvious.

Essentially, here is the list

1. Send sexy texts/emails or slip him a love note
2. Create a secret code for sex. Something you'd feel comfortable saying in front on your kids or in-laws. How fun!
3. Do what you can to focus on sex throughout the day to help you be in the mood all. day. long (and into the night).
4. Send non-verbal cues. Little kisses on the neck, etc.
5. Try something new together. Something nonsexual. I'm not too sure about this one.
6. Tell him he's HOT! Oh, yeah!
7. Ask for it at unusual times - not just before jumping into bed for the night.
8. Saunter down memory lane.
9. Be straightforward. Love this one!

So, tell me...how do you ask for it? I know this article was definitely geared toward woman asking for sex from their man, but I'd be interested in hearing from all perspectives.

Updates

I thought I'd take a quick moment to show off a couple tiny changes to Sex Babble.

• I've added a tab at the top called "Reviews." It's a one-stop place to check out all the reviews I've written either here on Sex Babble or directly on the Eden Fantasys website. They're organized by type of toy. I've got a few on the list that say COMING SOON! I'll be writing those eventually, but if you'd really like my opinion on any in particular, let me know, and I'll move it to the top of the list.
• I added a little widget showing some sale items over on Eden Fantasys. They didn't ask me to do this, but if you so happen to see something that you like, I hope you'll click the link and SAVE.
• If you're looking for something in particular, but can't remember the name of the post or when it was posted, I've added a search field for your convenience.

Now, I've just got to start posting more often.

Happy Halloween

Yeah, I know Halloween is pretty much over. I'm sure all the cute kids are soundly in their sugar comas. I'll be heading to bed soon myself.

In my time zone, I've still got half an hour to wish you a Happy Halloween, so...

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If you celebrated, I hope it was fun and sexy and, above all, safe.

To continue in the Halloween spirit, EdenFantasys is offering 20% off all orders now through Nov 4th at 3pm ET. Just enter the code: TREAT at check out.

Enjoy Your Meal

Just another uninteresting night at work. I feel like I'm just going through the motions.

Would you like to get started with a bottle of wine?
How is everything tonight?
Can I get you anything else?

I was lingering at the hosting station waiting for my next order to come up, when I saw you walk into the restaurant. Our eyes locked briefly, and you flashed me a dazzingly smile that nearly turned me into a puddle right there. You were with your wife and another couple, but none of that seemed to matter.

Naturally, I sat you in my section - handing you the wine list and passing menus all around. After doing the wine service and placing your orders, I couldn't resist walking by your table to catch another glimpse of your smile.

I'm sorry, sir, but there's a problem with your order. The chef would like to speak with you personally about it.

You excuse yourself from the table and follow me to the back of the restaurant. Instead of taking you to the kitchen, though, I lead you into a small storage room. Leaning up against the back wall, I flash you my most seductive smile.

No words are spoken.

I grab you by the tie and pull you into to me.
Kissing you hard.

You respond immediately by grabbing my tits and kissing me back.
Your hands begin roaming over my body, down to my hips.
My thighs.
You slide my short black skirt up over my hips, discovering my lack of panties.
You begin playing more between my thighs. Teasing me with your fingers. Kissing me hard. Nibbling my ears, my neck.

I'm wet.
I'm moaning deliciously.
I know we don't have much time.
I twist you around, pressing you back up against the wall.

Placing one finger to my lips, I  unbuckle your slacks, letting them fall to the floor.
Your cock is hard, throbbing, begging for my mouth.
I bend at my hips taking you slowing into my hot, wet mouth.

Meanwhile back at the table, the two wives are chattering along - oblivious to your long absense. Your fellow husband excuses himself to go find out what's taking so long. Somehow he finds us in the small storage room. As I'm sucking your cock, he silently comes up behind me.

Our time is really limited now, so he wastes no time in taking out his cock and slipping it into my dripping cunt. I moan loudly and take you deeper into my mouth as he thrusts in and out of me. I know you want a turn at my pussy, so I turn around. I lap up my juices from his cock as you pound into me.

I can tell you are both getting close, but I don't want you to come in my pussy.
I want to taste you both.
I motion for you to come in front of me.
I drop to my knees and take both cocks in my mouth.
I lap and lick and suck.

Both sets of hands are intwined in my short, red hair. You both are moaning with pleasure. When you can't take it any longer, you both shoot your loads into my mouth.

Two loads of semen swirl with my pussy juices, delighting my hungry tongue.

I stand up. Straightening my skirt and hair, I turn to blow you each a kiss and walk back out into the restaurant to check on my tables.

How are you enjoying your meal?

HNT: Breast Cancer Awareness

I'm sure most of you know by now that October is Breast Cancer Awareness month.

On the whole, I'm not really very breast cancer aware.

Sure, I've run Race for the Cure a few times.
I've even done a few Breast Self Exams, but I'm far from consistent.

Breast Self Exam

I don't have it.
I don't know anyone who has it or anyone who has ever had it (to my knowledge).

I'm young (relatively) and healthy (relatively).
I don't have a family history, so should I really be concerned about this?

Probably.
At least it certainly wouldn't hurt to increase my awareness and beef up my own self-exams.

My biggest problem really is remembering. It's the same reason I was never on the pill. Who can remember to take a pill everyday? I feel the same thing about remembering to do a self-exam. Luckily, I do tend to play with my tits a lot, but I just don't normally take the time to actually exam them.

I should start.

In searching online, I stumbled upon a fun little program by 3M Post-It. You can download it and have a reminder to do a self-exam pop-up right on your desktop. I'm contemplating downloading it.

In honor of Breast Cancer Awareness month, EdenFantasies is hosting a video contest. I've been so swamped with homework, I've barely had time to eke out this little post, so I won't have a chance to enter the contest myself, but you totally should do it!

Videos should be 30-45 seconds in length. Visit that link above, for all the rules. You'll have to hurry, though, because submissions for the contest end tomorrow, October 14th at 11:59pm. If you don't have a chance to create and submit your own video, you can still go and vote for the ones that have been posted.

So, go on now and...

I haven't been around...

I've been a bad blogger, but this semester is really kicking my ass. I'm reaping the rewards of a summer of procrastination. All of my free time has been spent with my nose in a book reading this book or that on either Russian or Chinese modern history. While it has been fascinating, I'm in such a time crunch that I'm not really able to enjoy it as much as possible. I am pretty pleased with myself, though, at how productive and determined I've been the past several weeks, and I do think I'm on a fairly good track to finishing everything I need to do.

And then, I'll have January to recuperate before I begin student teaching, which I'm sure will come with its own set of challenges.

In the midst of all this stress, my sex drive has been completely rundown - much to the dismay of both me and Jasper.

Some random moments, though, I still feel the strong desire to have something fill me. To feel the intense pleasure of an orgasm.

Usually these moments come in the mornings while Jasper is still sleeping, and I don't have a lot of time. I don't want to wake him, so off to the shower I go. That way, it's a little more like multi-tasking. *wink*

White Heat Double Delights

I recently received a new vibrator from EdenFantasys. It is perfect in the shower! It's just a little white rabbit vibrator, and when I first opened the package, I thought, damn, that's much smaller than I expected.

However, when I first slipped into into my pussy, I thought I was in heaven. It may be small, but it's got these incredible ridges that just feel, well, incredible, while gliding inside. It also has two bullets - one in the shaft and one in the clitoral attachment. They may not be super powerful, but they were definitely just what I needed.

This is very quickly becoming my favorite toy!

I have used this several times in the past few weeks - mostly in the shower, but once in the bedroom. The bedroom was nice, too, but I do prefer it in the shower - it makes cleaning this toy a breeze. :) Now, I just keep it right in my shower caddy, for mornings when I need a little release.

Like now...




P.S. Check out EdenFantasys for all your sex toy needs.

We did not have an FFM last weekend...

This may be hard to believe, but Lola's libido has not been at this usual high level. I chalk it up mostly to this intense semester.

So, to be honest, I'm not sure I was really feeling up to an FFM anyway.

Apparently, Jasper had been answering some CL ads. Mostly without any luck. Then last Friday, we actually got a reply!

Jasper was stoked; I was willing to try. We watched some FFM porn and had sex in anticipation.

We replied saying we were free Saturday night or sometime on Sunday.

She replied saying Saturday wouldn't work for her, but she'd let us know about Sunday. A few hours later, she replied again saying Sunday would work and asked what time would be best.

We replied with a time.

And then ... NOTHING.

No response saying something came up or that she changed her mind. Nothing.

Now, in reality, I really wasn't up for it come Sunday evening. I'd spent most of the day in bed feeling absolutely blah. So, all in all, it was probably for the best, but still...

The elusive FFM continues to remain, well, elusive.

One day...

On a separate note, our swinger parties start up again this weekend, so I'll be donning a schoolgirl outfit and heading back to skool. lol. Look for some fun pictures and a little Post-It note action with my sister (for the HNT theme on 10/6).

Have a great weekend!

TMI Tuesday - What Would You Do?

What would you do?

1. You encounter a good looking lost and frantic tourist looking for the airport. You:
A) Shrug your shoulders, feigning ignorance.
B) Find the shortest route on your smartphone and get him/her a cab.
C) Direct him/her to the nearest bus stop.
D) Get your car, pick up him/her luggage and speed to the airport.
Of course, D is the most appealing (but it would require me owning a car. haha!), because then Lola could work her magic and get his trip off to a great start. *wink*

2. You’re taking a vacation alone. Your destination:
A) Beach resort — I just want to relax and de-stress.
B) A group tour — I don’t want to worry about the details.
C) Wherever the dart lands on the map.
D) Every country with a hostel — my backpack is my home.
It's kind of a toss up of A or B, but I think I'd ultimately choose B because I don't really like lying on a beach all alone.

3. Blackout! You can’t watch TV, so you light some candles and:
A) Dig up some batteries and listen to the radio.
B) Invite the neighbors, light a fire and sing camping songs all night.
C) Find a friend and play games that don’t require electricity. . . Like chess.
D) Drive to the next town — oh sweet Wi-Fi, I’ve found you!
I'm not really one for chess, but...

4. The man/woman of your dreams has finally proposed. The relationship is perfect, they are everything you’ve ever dreamed of and ever wanted. They are also a multi-millionaire and want you to sign a prenuptial agreement. Which would you do?
A) Sign it
B) Just not get married
If he is my dream guy, then the prenup will be fair. Plus, if we are marrying for love, then the rest shouldn't matter.

5. If you were going to marry an inanimate object, what would you marry?
Note: A woman has married the Eiffel Tower and another has married the golden gate bridge. Read about it HERE
Wow. This is just weird. I can't think of any inanimate object I would marry.

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How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment the TMI blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses. Please don’t forget to link to tmituesdayblog from your website!

Happy TMI Tuesday!

JoyBear WINNER!

Only three people geniunely entered this giveaway, and JoyBear offered to giveaway three prizes, so everyone's a winner in this case.

Thank you...

Wiilbill66 ...

gaz...

and

K CIT ...

for entering my contest. I hope you enjoy your new erotica.

HNT: Library

My next hunting adventure takes me to the library.

This is a pretty intense semester for me. Lots of reading. Lots of papers. Lots of deadlines. So, I've actually put scheduled blocks on my calendar to spend time in the library.

This has been going on for nearly a week - classes started on 9/8.

So far, so good.

Of course, the first day I was there, I'd finished my reading and took a little break before writing my paper.

So I headed to the not-so-terribly-secluded stacks to add to my scavenger hunt.

I slipped off my bra and put it in my purse before checking the camera positioning.

Looks good!

I unbuttoned and opened my blouse. I was getting a little nervous.

Here goes...

I don't like the posing of my legs. I just now realized a simple cropping would have fixed this, but in the moment, I decided to keep snapping.

Cursing a little for not wearing a skirt that day, I decided to still attempt to snap a picture of my pussy. It was a little frustrating because my shirt would not stay open all the way back to my hips.

One more thing to try...

Am I brave enough?

I guess I am. :)

Now who wants to come study modern Russian or Chinese history with me?

More importantly, where should I go for my next hunting trip?

Now head over and visit Os for more HNT fun!

And then, of course, there's the OHNT

 for some even naughtier fun.

Don't forget to enter my giveaway for a free erotica movie from JoyBear Pictures. Contest ends 9/18/2011 @ 11: 59pm CDT.