We did not have an FFM last weekend...

This may be hard to believe, but Lola's libido has not been at this usual high level. I chalk it up mostly to this intense semester.

So, to be honest, I'm not sure I was really feeling up to an FFM anyway.

Apparently, Jasper had been answering some CL ads. Mostly without any luck. Then last Friday, we actually got a reply!

Jasper was stoked; I was willing to try. We watched some FFM porn and had sex in anticipation.

We replied saying we were free Saturday night or sometime on Sunday.

She replied saying Saturday wouldn't work for her, but she'd let us know about Sunday. A few hours later, she replied again saying Sunday would work and asked what time would be best.

We replied with a time.

And then ... NOTHING.

No response saying something came up or that she changed her mind. Nothing.

Now, in reality, I really wasn't up for it come Sunday evening. I'd spent most of the day in bed feeling absolutely blah. So, all in all, it was probably for the best, but still...

The elusive FFM continues to remain, well, elusive.

One day...

On a separate note, our swinger parties start up again this weekend, so I'll be donning a schoolgirl outfit and heading back to skool. lol. Look for some fun pictures and a little Post-It note action with my sister (for the HNT theme on 10/6).

Have a great weekend!

TMI Tuesday - What Would You Do?

What would you do?

1. You encounter a good looking lost and frantic tourist looking for the airport. You:
A) Shrug your shoulders, feigning ignorance.
B) Find the shortest route on your smartphone and get him/her a cab.
C) Direct him/her to the nearest bus stop.
D) Get your car, pick up him/her luggage and speed to the airport.
Of course, D is the most appealing (but it would require me owning a car. haha!), because then Lola could work her magic and get his trip off to a great start. *wink*

2. You’re taking a vacation alone. Your destination:
A) Beach resort — I just want to relax and de-stress.
B) A group tour — I don’t want to worry about the details.
C) Wherever the dart lands on the map.
D) Every country with a hostel — my backpack is my home.
It's kind of a toss up of A or B, but I think I'd ultimately choose B because I don't really like lying on a beach all alone.

3. Blackout! You can’t watch TV, so you light some candles and:
A) Dig up some batteries and listen to the radio.
B) Invite the neighbors, light a fire and sing camping songs all night.
C) Find a friend and play games that don’t require electricity. . . Like chess.
D) Drive to the next town — oh sweet Wi-Fi, I’ve found you!
I'm not really one for chess, but...

4. The man/woman of your dreams has finally proposed. The relationship is perfect, they are everything you’ve ever dreamed of and ever wanted. They are also a multi-millionaire and want you to sign a prenuptial agreement. Which would you do?
A) Sign it
B) Just not get married
If he is my dream guy, then the prenup will be fair. Plus, if we are marrying for love, then the rest shouldn't matter.

5. If you were going to marry an inanimate object, what would you marry?
Note: A woman has married the Eiffel Tower and another has married the golden gate bridge. Read about it HERE
Wow. This is just weird. I can't think of any inanimate object I would marry.

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Happy TMI Tuesday!

JoyBear WINNER!

Only three people geniunely entered this giveaway, and JoyBear offered to giveaway three prizes, so everyone's a winner in this case.

Thank you...

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and

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for entering my contest. I hope you enjoy your new erotica.

HNT: Library

My next hunting adventure takes me to the library.

This is a pretty intense semester for me. Lots of reading. Lots of papers. Lots of deadlines. So, I've actually put scheduled blocks on my calendar to spend time in the library.

This has been going on for nearly a week - classes started on 9/8.

So far, so good.

Of course, the first day I was there, I'd finished my reading and took a little break before writing my paper.

So I headed to the not-so-terribly-secluded stacks to add to my scavenger hunt.

I slipped off my bra and put it in my purse before checking the camera positioning.

Looks good!

I unbuttoned and opened my blouse. I was getting a little nervous.

Here goes...

I don't like the posing of my legs. I just now realized a simple cropping would have fixed this, but in the moment, I decided to keep snapping.

Cursing a little for not wearing a skirt that day, I decided to still attempt to snap a picture of my pussy. It was a little frustrating because my shirt would not stay open all the way back to my hips.

One more thing to try...

Am I brave enough?

I guess I am. :)

Now who wants to come study modern Russian or Chinese history with me?

More importantly, where should I go for my next hunting trip?

Now head over and visit Os for more HNT fun!

And then, of course, there's the OHNT

 for some even naughtier fun.

Don't forget to enter my giveaway for a free erotica movie from JoyBear Pictures. Contest ends 9/18/2011 @ 11: 59pm CDT.

TMI Tuesday - Dating

Welcome to another TMI Tuesday. This week’s topic is dating. Even if you are not single or dating you can easily answer the questions as if you are single and dating. It’s fun, enjoy!

DATING

1. You’re on a speed date. You’ve got 7 minutes with the potential partner. You already know the person’s name. What are the first three questions you would ask? What do you do for fun? Does your wife know you're here? What are you looking for? (Honestly, I'm not sure I would ask any of these questions. Well, maybe the first one, and then see where the conversation goes.)

2. Have you ever participated in speed dating? Did you get a regular date/second date out of it? I have not. I always thought it would be kind of fun, though.

3. Do you participate in online dating? How many dates have you had as a result of online dating sites/matches? Before I was married, I went on a couple (2, maybe 3) dates through match.com (is that still a site?). After being married, we've gone on 2 dates via craigslist.

4. You are attracted to:
a. Who people are? Smart, funny, and yes, physically attractive
b. What people have? Not really sure. Have a sense of humor. Have a great personality. Has money?? :-)
c. What they can do? Hold a conversation. Treat me like I'm the most important.

5. What “little red flag” will cause you to end a date or immediately decide this person isn’t for you? I'm honestly not really sure.

6. What do you feel you need to sacrifice or have sacrificed to be a part of a relationship? I don't feel I've ever really had to sacrifice much. Sure, I don't always get what I want, but really I think that's better. I don't spend nearly as much money on clothes and food and drinks because now what I spend affects both of us.

7. If you cooked for your date, what would you cook? Ooh. I'm not sure. Probably a pasta dish. I make a really great spaghetti pie. Or if I have a lot of time to prepare, I'd possibly find a new recipe.

8. At the end of a first date, how would you kiss your date? Well, now, this would entirely depend on the overall feeling of the date. I've ever been above fucking on the first date. I'd say probably any of these options are viable - depending on the end-of-date vibe (and perhaps how much I'd had to drink).
a. Press your lips against theirs
b. Gentle kiss on the cheek
c. Lots o’ tongue, like you’re on a tonsil exploration
d. I don’t kiss on the first date

Bonus:  You just put up a profile on a dating site. You must describe yourself in 10 words or less. What are your 10 words? Confident, sensual woman who enjoys new experiences and meeting new people. (Ok. So, that's 11 words. 10 words was too difficult. Even these 11 words don't really describe me, but might be appropriate for a dating profile). Now it's your turn...what 10 words would you use to describe Lola?

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How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment on the TMI Tuesday blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses. Please don’t forget to link to tmituesdayblog from your website!

Happy TMI Tuesday!

Don't forget to enter my giveaway for a free erotica movie from JoyBear Pictures. Contest ends 9/18/2011 @ 11: 59pm CDT.

HNT: Office

If you've been reading along for awhile, you know that I have a thing about taking naughty pictures at work.

Last week, in my scavenger hunt quest, I think I took it to a whole new level.

Bend Me Over
*click for a brighter look*

So, here's my 3rd notch on the scavenger hunt post.

If you want to see more office pics (which I am desperately in need of updating), visit my Picasa albums. There are links up above on my OPW Pics page.

Now head over and visit Os for more HNT fun!

And then, of course, there's the OHNT

 for some even naughtier fun.

Don't forget to enter my giveaway for a free erotica movie from JoyBear Pictures. Contest ends 9/18/2011 @ 11: 59pm CDT.

TMI Tuesday - Naked

This week’s TMI Tuesday questions are brought you by Yummy aka Heelsnstocking and Hedone. Thank you HnS for the theme.

NAKED

1. What do you wear to sleep in?
I generally only sleep in panties - mostly because I'm too lazy to change into pajamas. Stripping down to my panties is far easier. :)

2. Do you ever walk around your own place naked?
Um, yes. Jasper hates wearing clothes and pretty much has walked around naked since we first got married. I guess this has worn off on me over the years. I'm often at least topless, and occasionally I'll be pantiless as well. This can often be attributed to the laziness factor. hahaha.

3. Have you or would you ever answer the door naked?
I have not and probably would not. I *might* answer the door scantily dressed but never naked.

4. What part of your body do you like to be on show? Why?
I guess my cleavage, because it is the easiest.

5. When sunbathing how much do you bare?
I'm not much of a sunbather. Not with my fair, fair skin. I have spent more time outside doing various activities this summer than usual, but rarely just lying out.

6. Have you or would you bare all on a naturist (nude) beach?
I've never had the chance (i.e. I've never been to a nude beach), but I'd like to think that I would, if the opportunity arose.

7. Have you ever flashed your bits in public? If not would you if it turned your partner on?
Um. Yeah. I'm doing the Scavenger Hunt, you know. This is much more of a turn on for me than for my partner, though.

8. Have you ever given a striptease or has anyone given you one? Did you enjoy it?
I have never received a striptease nor have I ever really given one...in person. Of course, you may remember this post when I did a little striptease for all of you! I *may* have done another striptease or two on camera. Those I do enjoy very much. :)

9. Ever gone skinny dipping? Alone or with others?
Sadly, I have never gone skinny dipping. One day...

10. Do you like to look at naked people or do you want show off your nakedness?
Um. Both?

Bonus: Sexually speaking, what’s the furthest you would go with a partner in public? Have you had sex in public?
I've had sex in plenty of semi-public areas (parking ramp, street, alley, darkened area of campus). Blowjobs driving down the road, in Burger King drive-thru. I've been fingered on the bus. Guess there's not much I wouldn't do.

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JoyBear Pictures

A couple months ago, Jess from JoyBear Pictures contacted me. I was thrilled to be considered a confident and sexually sassy woman by this adult erotica company. :-)

She offered me enough credits to watch an erotic film on their site in exchange for a review. I was more than happy to agree. Unfortunately, life got in the way, and I got super busy. I meant to have this all written in time for my birthday celebration, but here is it nearly a month later, and I'm just getting to it.

JoyBear Pictures is a great company!

From their website: Stylish, sophisticated, adult erotic films for couples, women and men

Instead of choosing to view scenes from just one movie, I chose to view scenes from three different movies.

London Sex Project 2: Scene 1. Long-time couple take advantage of an unsuspecting reveler. (Click here for a free trailer.) It is shot more like a reality TV show with the photographer describing the LSP and then following around a couple while they pick up a third at a bar, bring her home to have some fun with them. In general, I dislike all reality TV, so this format was not for me. The overall flow of the movie was a little slow for me, but the sex scenes were still pretty hot.

Match Mates: Scene 2. Liselle finds her favourite couple a bubbly blonde. (Click here for a free trailer.) Liselle Bailey, who made her mark with the London Sex Project, comes back with Match Mates. The premise of this movie is Liselle setting up her pornstar friends. This was also shot in the same reality style as LSP2, so, again, it wasn't really my cup of tea. I did enjoy this one a bit more than LSP2 because Liselle was much hotter than the guy in LSP2. She was also a little more interactive with the pornstars. I enjoyed the sex scenes in this movie a lot - despite the overall style.

Five Hot Stories for Her: Scene 2. Fuck You Carlos. (Click here for a free trailer.) The storyline of this movie was great. A wife comes home from shopping to find her husband in bed with another woman. He tries to say that she was there as a gift of a threesome to her, so as revenge, she plans a party while Carlos is out and films a threesome of her with two guys. The two guys were pretty hot and so was the sex. It was a fun scene to watch.

JoyBear claims that their movies are stylish and sophisticated. I would agree. In general, their movies cater more to women and couples. The lighting and filming is great. I did enjoy watching these scenes and look forward to watching a few more (I still have a few credits to use). They are definitely hardcore porn, but they also seem a bit softer than a lot of the porn I usually watch with Jasper.

I did have some difficulty getting the movies to play. It didn't seem to work in Internet Explorer 9, but I was able to view it with Google Chrome with minimal problems. It does require Windows Media player on your computer. These technical issues were likely user error. :)

Do you like porn? Are you interested in viewing erotic movies that are more stylish and sophisticated? Would you enjoy watching a few JoyBear Pictures movies on your own? JoyBear is offering THREE of my readers an opportunity to view an entire movie of their choice.

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Song lyrics from a follower

I Love Lola Fantasies
Come here let me whisper in your ear.
Let me tell you about fantasy girl Lola.
She can be your fantasy girl too.

I sit and admire her sex from a far.
I watch her arouse her body and excite my mind.
Lola is my fantasy girl.

My fingers can't caress her body.
But my mind can seduce her.
Lola is my fantasy girl,

He looked from afar.
Her curves exposed in cloth.
She is my fantasy girl.

She stood for the world to see.
My fantasy girl.
But saved the best for me.
My fantasy girl.

Thank you, dear follower, for your beautiful serenade!!