Saturday, July 14, 2012

Equal Opportunity Luster

When hanging out with some college friends recently, one friend kept joking about getting a male escort that was big, black and bald. I'd say she has a type. She's even married to a guy that pretty much fits that description.

Another friend seemed to really only be attracted to white guys - at least that's who she flirted with the most while at the night club.

Me? Well, that night I was really into Indian men.

And that's when it hit me. I don't have a type.

When I was explaining this to Jasper, I said, "You know, I'm an equal opportunity..." 

I couldn't think of the perfect word when Jasper offered luster.

That's it!

As an equal opportunity luster, I simply can't pinpoint or perfectly describe to someone what or who I find attractive. It's just something that I know.
Sometimes that guy is blond or brunette, white or black or Indian, tall or short, great arms, great ass, facial hair, tats, etc, etc, etc.

Sometimes it's a girl.

I still would never describe myself as bi-sexual. I'm just an admirer of the female form, and, well, sometimes I like to play with girls, too.

Recently we came across a term: bi-playful

Yeah, I think that describes me. There are definitely times when I just really want to be with a girl. I've been jonesing pretty hard for one lately. In fact, I nigh on picked up a girl at a club the other night.

6 comments:

  1. I like that term!!! Bi-Playfull....that works fo me!

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    1. I thought it was perfect when I recently heard it.

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  2. That's excellent. "Equal opportunity luster." I'm going to have to remember that, because it describes me perfectly. Are you female? Then chances are I'll lust after you. :)

    -Jack

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    1. Yeah, I thought it was pretty creative. :)

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  3. Bi-Playful sounds like the middle ground between Heteroflexible and BiSexual. Hmmm. You may be onto something there.

    I adore the phrase Equal Opportunity Luster. It sounds SO much like me. There's so much beauty and cuteness and hotness around, and damn if they wouldn't all be fun to play with. :-)

    Stay SINful
    Mr. AP

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