HNT - New Toy

I downloaded a new app for my phone that allows me to do all kinds of fun camera effects

... most notably ...

A SELF-TIMER

I couldn't resist playing with my new toy at work this afternoon.



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And then, of course, there's the OHNT for some even naughtier fun.

21 Questions: The Lovers Edition

1. What age to you think is a good age for someone to lose their virginity? (Chapter Two)

Honestly, I think 18+, but I'm not sure I could put an actual age on it. Maybe it should be different on each person. I don't know.

2. What is the weirdest position you have ever been in that you were sure would not work but did?? (Angel)

I'm going to plead lame on this one. I can't think of anything too weird that I've done. Guess I need to branch out.

3. Worst Date ever? (D. Scandal)

Guess it's been too long since I've been on a date with anyone other than my husband. I have a tendency not to remember bad things. I choose to say this is a blessing.

4. Do you have any problems asking your partner for what you want in bed? (Boobies)
Sometimes.

5. What is the one sexual experience, that you haven't tried before, that you would like to experience this year? (Mrs. Discontented)
I don't think I should be doing 21 questions this week. These questions are really hard. *pouts* Hmm ... let's see ... maybe sex out in the rain ....?

6. Which one is easier to organize for a woman... a MFM or a FFM? (France)
An MFM...absolutely, positively....way, way easier to organize.

7. At what number of sexual partners does one become a slut? (disasterousdating)  

I think it depends on the time period. Perhaps more than 3-5 lovers in a month?

8. On a scale from 1-10, how kinky are you? (Blue-eyed Vixen)
Maybe a 7?

9. Do you like to french kiss?
Absolutely!

10. How much tongue is too much tongue?
That's hard to describe. I actually prefer just a little tongue.

11. Can you get past the "bad kissing thing" or is that a deal breaker?
Pretty much a deal breaker.

12. A name you think is just freaking sexy!
Coleman

13. What is your lucky number? ( just wanna know)
I honestly don't have one. Don't even have a favorite.

14. Do you have a name for your partners sexual part?
Like an actual name? Um. No.
 

15. Will you deny your partner sex if you are mad at them?
If I'm mad, we're probably not in the mood, anyway. But, no, I don't think I would out of spite specfically.

16. How many naked pictures are on your phone?
At the moment? Not too many. I try to clear them out frequently.

17. If you could change one thing about your body what would it be?
I've always hated my nose....

18. Have you ever broken anything doing the nasty?
Nope.

19. What are your bed sheets like?
A light tan/cream. Jersey material.

20. Would you like to have sex on the beach or have you already?
Yes, I would!

21. What is love?
That over-the-heels feeling you have for someone that makes you want to be a better person. It's when your every thought somehow relates back to that person. Love is good. Love is free. Love is gentle.

TMI Tuesday

1. Who would you call for bail money?
My hubs, I suppose. Athough, I doubt it would do any good.

2. Your life has been threatened unless you do one of the three following things. Which would you do? Why?
a. Do a sanctioned and well-promoted strip tease at a WWE event
b. Have sex with anyone of your choosing in a full of trash garbage dumpster
c. Star in your own Girls Gone Wild video knowing that it will be distributed, for free, in your hometown.
Damn! I don't know why, but for some reason sex in a Dumpster sounds incredibly hot. I'll have to find someone other than Jasper to do this with though; it would be WAY too dirty for him. Any volunteers?

3. What is your most hated chore on your household chore list?
Hmm...let's see...the most hated....? My first thought is the dishes (no dishwasher in my apt), because I really hate doing them, but then again, they are the first chore I do, so out of frequency, perhaps I need to choose something else. I really hate scrubbing the shower, too. Guess we'll go with that.

4. Do you perform any chores in the nude? Which one(s)?
I've been known to do just about any chore in the nude. Washing dishes, vacuumming, etc. Some days I just hate getting dressed.

5. When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up? Did you turn out to do that?
For years, I wanted to be a teacher.
Now, I'm back in school working towards that and don't really see myself doing it.

6. One of your scars, how did you get it?
I don't think I have any scars.
I must've lived a tragically boring life.

7. What is on the walls of your bedroom?
A couple Jasper-originals.
C'mon, folks...actual paintings. :)

8. Do you snore, grind your teeth, or talk in your sleep?
I don't think so. I think I've caught myself grinding my teeth, but not often enough to admit that I do it.

9. What type of music do you listen to?
A variety. But sadly, most of my music collection dates to the late 90s/early 00s. If it's not a good beat and lyrics I can sing to, then I'm pretty happy.

BONUS: Buried or cremated? Why?
I'm pretty tempted to say cremated; although, it would probably piss off most of my family. That's not the reason, though. I'm a bit of a minimalist, so....it would take up less space. ;)

Go see Hedone at The Pleasure Principle to see who else is playing.

Monday Memories: I Kissed a Girl (again)

Last week, a couple people mentioned wanting to hear about the second time I kissed a girl, so I'll be taking a break today from a memory a first in favor of this memory instead.

My second time kissing a girl is probably not nearly has fun or even erotic of a story. It happened years after the first time.

In fact, it was only a few months ago.
Shortly after we'd decided to explore new sexual experiences, inside and outside of our marriage.

We went to a college, house party. We were nervous about being *that* old, creepy couple - considering we were 10+ years older than most of the kids at the party. Those nerves quickly faded as the long island iced teas coursed through my system.

Jasper and I really wanted to find a playmate that night.

The closest we (read: I) came, though, was a little tongue play with a couple girls.

I was quite drunk, so it wasn't all that memorable.

However, I do distinctly remember kissing one girl in the kitchen. Her hair was dark brown, full. My fingers were tangled within those locks.

I kissed her hard.

Then, I smiled at her boyfriend, "Do you like to watch when I kiss your girlfriend?"

I think it was a little hotter for me knowing her boyfriend was standing right next to us, watching.

You Want This

You want to feel your cock down my throat.
Your balls pressed into my chin.
My nose in your belly.
Hear my moans as I gasp for air.
My tongue swirling around your shaft, your glans.
Getting your cock dripping wet.
Plunging into my drenched cunt.
Thrusting in and out.
Listening to the sounds our bodies make.
So fucking wet.
Gooey, slobbery, sloppy sounds.
You turn me over.
Fuck me on my hands and knees until my arms collapse underneath me and my body quivers with pleasure.
Firmly grasping my hips as your pump harder, deeper, faster inside me.
Grabbing my hair.
Pulling my head up.
Making me turn and look over my shoulder, up into your eyes.
You slide your cock out of my pussy, dripping with my juices and slowly press into my ass.
Taking it nice and slow, letting me feel your cock fill me.
Small movements in and out, slowly making your way inside until you're balls deep.
Grabbing my hips, and moving ever so slightly. Letting me adjust to your cock.
And then pulling out and thrusting back in.
Fast.
Hard.
With one swift motion.
I whimper in pleasure mixed with just a touch of pain.
My moans deepen as you continue thrusting.
Fucking my ass.
Feeling it's tightness surround your cock. Again and again.
My hand moves down to rub my clit in pace with your thrusts.
My pussy is still dripping.
So wet.
So creamy.
My clit responds well to the touch of my fingers and my body begins to quiver once more.
I grind my ass onto your cock.
Needing to feel you deep, deep inside me.
You hold me there.
Your balls tightening when you feel me start to quiver again.
You fuck me harder.
Watching my body quiver.
Your fingers digging into my ass, my neck.
You thrust harder, losing control.
Grunting and moaning louder.
You still for a moment. Watching as I move my ass off and on your cock.
You can't take it anymore.
I can't take it anymore.
I collapse on the bed while you continue fucking me.
Harder.
Faster.
Deeper.
Fucking.
Fucking
Fucking.
You let go of my neck.
Running your hands back to my ass, taking a hip in each hand.
I feel you grabbing my hips and throwing me back onto your cock with each thrust.
You watch my tits bounce each time.
Listening to the sound of your hips slapping against my ass.
Your balls bouncing against my pussy until, finally, your head empties.
Your eyes close.
You feel the explosion building inside.
With a final primal yell you plunge in all the way, holding my hips tightly against you, as I feel your cock throb over and over again, spurting warm creamy cum into my ass with each spasm.