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Tumblr Tuesday #7

2012-02-21T18:19:00.000-06:00

I don't know what it is exactly about this image. I'm not usually one who likes any kind of binding, but damn! this one really got me going. I mean I couldn't stop thinking about it as I continued to scroll through Tumblr. After I few minutes I had to take care of, um, you know, things.

via vicious-rumors

This is simply just plain HOT!

via twisherry

I would love LOVE to be painted like this.

So raw. So sensual. So artistic.

Any offers?

via iamtheamazonwoman

FFF - Folded

2012-02-17T18:55:00.000-06:00

(Source image: unknown title, photo by Mina Bast)

The smooth sheets wrapped around her legs.
The moonlight shimmered through the open curtains.
She stirred slightly as I entered the room.
I placed a rose on her pillow.
Kissing her on the cheek, I brushed the hair from her face.

She smiled.

Wanting to feel her, I slipped under the sheets
and wrapped her in my arms.
She smiled again and turned to face me.
Without opening her eyes, she whispered to me,
“I want you inside me.”
Happy to oblige, I folded her at her luscious hips
and slid my hard cock into her wet pussy.

*****
Today's challenge was to write a flash fiction using less than 100 words, and "...folded..." was the challenge phrase.

This piece comes in at 98 words. :-)

Sometimes, I will wake up when Jasper comes to bed.
Sometimes, I will even insist on fucking despite my need to get up in a few hours.
Sometimes, this is just what I need.

(Click for details on FFF!)

Tumblr Tuesday #6

2012-02-14T18:22:00.000-06:00

The perfect Valentine's Day...

Keep your head in the clouds and love in your heart.

Greet her with kisses and groping.

Let her slowly undress you.

Watch as she slips off her black panties.

Enjoy the pleasures of 69.

Make those tits jiggle.

Happy Valentine's day!

FFF - Light as a Feather

2012-02-10T18:25:00.000-06:00


64-123 words "...light as a feather..."

Dinner was delectable.

Greens perfectly complemented with gorgonzola and dried cranberries.

Steak impeccably prepared.

Wine warm and smooth.

Her smile lit up the room; her enchanting laughter rang through the air.

Walking hand in hand, we left the restaurant. It was a gorgeous evening with the full moon making the sidewalks along the avenue glitter.

We passed by an art studio and ventured inside – ambling through the studio taking in the pieces separately. In time, we found ourselves in front of a particular piece.

I entwined her fingers in mine and pulled her close to me. She sighed, put her head to my chest, and whispered, “She looks light as a feather.”

What a magical evening!

(Click for details on FFF!)

Don't let bad grammar ruin your sex life!

2012-02-04T09:42:00.000-06:00

A friend of mine shared this cartoon on Facebook. It made me laugh, so I thought you all might enjoy it as well. If you can't read it, click on it to open a larger image in a new window.

Hope you're all having a lovely weekend!

FFF - Crystalline

2012-02-03T06:55:00.001-06:00


85-105 words ...crystalline...

He saw her enter from across the room. She was gorgeous – enveloped in a pink, crystalline haze. The room lit up instantly and heads turned to follow her.

Her head held high, she carried that look of superiority.

He loved seeing her in this element. He wanted to fuck her - especially after seeing her at a party like this. Eyes following her as she sauntered around the room, she became irresistible.

He walked up to her, kissing her on the cheeks. After the second kiss, he whispered in her ear, “I can’t wait to slip into you after this.”

She laughed gently, blushing subtly.

Total words: 104

(Click for details on FFF!)

Tumblr Tuesday #5

2012-01-31T21:53:00.000-06:00

I almost missed Tumblr Tuesday, but I'm still squeezing one in for you.

This has to be a quick, because I've got to get to bed. Big day tomorrow.

I start student teaching!

Here are a few sexy pics for your viewing pleasure. As always, visit my Tumblr page for more.

via Vicious Rumors

What guy, or girl for that matter, wouldn't love this?

via twisherry

And here's one for the girls. Meaning every girl deserves some of this.

via eagerlicker

Only three today. :-(

Have a great Wednesday ... and wish me luck tomorrow!

Personality

2012-01-30T22:27:00.000-06:00

Today was the first day of my semester. It was mostly spent in orientation.

My semester of student teaching is done in a co-teaching model as opposed to the more traditional model, so there was a presentation on co-teaching and implementing it in clinical practice.

It was kind of a dry day overall. I won't bore you with all the details, but at the end of the session, all the teacher candidates met with their mentor teachers to get to know each other and talk about teaching philosophy as well as co-teaching. Blah, blah, blah.

Just for fun, we took the Candy Bar Personality Test.

Have you ever taken this or heard of it?

Basically, you choose your favorite candy bar.

Reese's Pieces
3 Musketeers
Butterfinger
Hershey's Bar
Almond Joy
Snicker

There is almost no candy bar I don't like. Except Butterfinger. I do not like that candy bar. Never have.I wasn't sure which one to choose, so I went with my first thought.

Those who choose Almond Joy are:

Flirtatious and energetic
Highly attractive to the opposite sex
Confident - you know your own power
Always ready to give and take
Has a hard time making up one's mind

Obviously, this is super scientific stuff. *wink*

So, what do you think? Does this describe Lola?

I'll have to say that my mentor teacher gave me quite the look after reading these results. A look that seems to ask "Just how flirtatious is this girl? And will she admit it?"

I'll admit, I was definitely turned on a bit after reading this description of myself. And embarrassed. Apparently, I'm not that confident. Or perhaps it's more of a quiet confidence. Ha!

Still, I would not hesitate to bed my mentor teacher.
Except that it would be highly unprofessional.
And he seems happily married with two kids.

It was fun to get that look from him, though.

And I'm certain there will be plenty of fantasies throughout the semester.

Perhaps if you ask real nice, I'll even share some with you.

Tumblr Tuesday #4

2012-01-24T09:06:00.000-06:00

I didn't seem to have as much time for Tumblr this week, but here are my favorites.

via decadentarousal

This is one perfect ass.
And of course I love the yellow!

via advizortoall

And check out this gif. I mean wow. There is so much to say about this. First off, can I have some. Please?

via eagerlicker

See anything good on Tumblr this week? Please share.

Shopping Trip at EdenFantasys

2012-01-20T14:46:00.000-06:00

It's cold (I'm talking single digits here, people) and snowy outside today. The sun isn't even particularly bright shining through the window to keep me warm. Booo....

To help stave off the cold and keep me distracted from my work, I've been doing a little shopping over at EdenFantasys. I mean I need something new and sexy for Valentine's Day, right?!

I think this dress would look great on me. Though it definitely wouldn't keep me warm.

Perhaps I should just wear something sexy underneath. Like this...

This says it's bridal lingerie, but I. don't. mind. I still love it!!
Besides, I've been on the hunt for a white garter belt. Well, maybe not a hunt so much as casually looking.

What to see what else has caught my eye?
Click here to see my Sexy! wish list.

Of course, Valentine's Day needs toys, too, right?

I'm not really into much D/s, but this looks kind of fun.

Or perhaps just a massage candle. I've never tried one (though I did buy one a few months ago), but I'm curious. Perhaps a nice massage is in order tonight since it's so unbelievably fucking cold outside!

Feel free to check out the other sex toys on my Valentine's Be Mine! wishlist.

Creating wishlists on EF is super easy.
Perhaps a little too easy.
Ha!
Never.

What's on your Valentine's wish list?

This post was sponsored by EdenFantasys.

Tumblr Tuesday #3

2012-01-17T14:35:00.000-06:00

Here are a few fun finds from Tumblr this past week.

This is just straight up impressive!

via UNRAVELLEDTALES2

Oh, so fun!

via A World Without Color

Is it summer, beach-time yet?!

via La Cripta

B&W with just a bit of RED is almost always a sure winner for me.

via La Cripta

Really, I just want these socks!

via Unaverage Thoughts of Your Average Joe

What were your Tumblr favorites this week?

FFF - Cracked and Failing

2012-01-13T03:37:00.003-06:00

(Image provided by David; artist, Helmut Newton, title unknown)

85-188 words

"...cracked and failing..."

FUCK! You are so damn hot.

She pressed her body up against the mirror, licking that beautiful face staring back at her.

“Oh, the things I could do to you.”

She twirled around, surprised at the voice breaking her from her reverie.

He was tall, dark, and handsome. Chiseled. An impeccable 5 o’clock shadow adorning his gorgeous face.

She glanced back at the figure in the mirror, enticing her to return.

He was perfect.

But so was she.

She returned to the reflection in the mirror. She wanted to see and watch and experience. He could watch or join in.

She didn’t care.

Her indifference beckoned to him. He cracked – and failing to control himself any longer, he moved up behind her, brushing that silky black hair to the side and kissing her neck. Her moans intensified. Her body writhed at his touch, at the image they created on the canvas before them.

Their eyes locked in their reflections.

The rest of the room melted away and the only thing they saw was each other and the beauty they created in that moment.

Total words: 183

(Click for details on FFF!)

Tumblr Tuesdsay

2012-01-10T09:11:00.000-06:00

Thanks for joining me for another week of Tumblr Tuesday!
If you play along on your own blog, please leave us the link in the comments below.

Here are a few of my favorites from this past week...

Happy New Year!

A week late, but still such a delicious treat. :)

via Mccallfan38

This one is for Freya, in particular.
I bet Od would love to see Spirit and Tradition in this beauty.

I know I would. :)

via The Things That Excite Me

Simply amazing.

via Make it Magnificent

Adorable panties, ass, and abs.

via Down Your Darkened Way

Breathtaking!

via Bad Advice, Questionable Tactics

Happy Little Christmas and King Cake (yum!)

2012-01-06T15:47:00.000-06:00

via Taste of Home

Less than an hour left of work today. Truthfully, I checked out a long time ago.

I've been reading blogs and sending emails and doing other unproductive things.

Like eating my 2nd piece of King Cake that someone brought in today to kick off Mardi Gras.

It's good!

Does anyone out there celebrate Mardi Gras in its entirety? I just learned about Little Christmas and the beginning of Mardi Gras and King Cake today.

Well, I did know that Epiphany was Jan 6th and the 12th Day of Christmas. I'd just never heard it called Little Christmas.

I'll be celebrating (non-intentionally) tonight by going out to dinner with another couple. We may or may not slip off to the adjoining hotel after wining and dining.

Either way, it will be a fun evening out with good food and good company.

We've had dinner with them before, so I'm not nervous - just excited to relax and enjoy some good conversation and flirting.

Have a fabulous weekend!

Tumblr Tuesday

2012-01-03T09:21:00.000-06:00

Are you on Tumblr? There are so many great pictures out there. I thought it would be fun to post a few of my favorites each Tuesday.

Feel free to play along. :)

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Which is your favorite? Do you have a favorite Tumblr blog to recommend?

Anniversary Gifts

2011-12-22T14:07:00.000-06:00

With school and planning for our upcoming move next summer, we decided not to exchange gifts for our anniversary this year.

And then I remembered that I had some gift cards to use at EdenFantasys.

Perfect!

Here's what we scored.

For Lola:

A Classy Elegance Dress

I really like it. It fits perfectly. It's pretty but also a little casual. It's fun to twirl around in, too. I hope to get a lot of use out of it.

A set of Nipple Rings

Wow! This puppies are tight! I had a really difficult time trying them on. Jasper adjusted them slightly, so hopefully they'll go on easier next time. I would love to be able to wear them out somewhere.

For Jasper:

Some Silicone Penis Ties (okay, maybe these are a little for Lola, too)

We haven't tried these out yet, but I hope they are as fun as we imagine.

A Tenga 3D masturbation sleeve

He tried this out last night after I'd gone to sleep. This morning, I asked him how he enjoyed it, and while I can't remember his exact words, he pretty much loved it. He said it felt really great but clean-up was kind of a pain.

I'd say we scored pretty well. I think we were both very happy with our gifts to each other.

Do you and your SO exchange naughty gifts? What's the best gift (vanilla or otherwise) that you've ever received?

Do you know what today is?

2011-12-21T14:56:00.000-06:00

Sure, it's the Winter Solstice.

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But even more important than that at least to me.

It's my ANNIVERSARY!!

It's been SEVEN delightful years, and yes, it's still true...

Hope everyone in the northern hemisphere has an enjoyable Winter Solstice tonight. Stay warm.

You know we will. *wink, wink*

♫Random Song of the Day♫ Bennie & the Jets

2011-12-20T08:58:00.002-06:00

I got up early this morning to squeeze in a run before work.

It was COLD! My phone said it was 21°F and felt like 16°F. Needless to say, I was all bundled up.

Plus it was still quite dark, so I threw on my reflective vest and headlamp.
Safety first, y'know.

I bet I looked super sexy.
Maybe I'll snap a picture next time.

I got home from my run with perfect timing to see this scene.

Such a fun song.
Such fun eye candy.
Such a fun scene.

Makes me wanna dance on a bar.
I think I've probably gotten a bit too old for that.
But still ...
Someday ...
Maybe ...
Right?

A girl can dream...

Now, I'll have this song stuck in my head all day and a smile on my face.

Have you ever danced on a bar? What's a song that makes you smile and just feel good? What's the coldest temp you've ever gone for a run?

FFF: Burned Coffee

2011-12-09T08:45:00.000-06:00

(Image source: "Sunny Sunday Morning" by T.C. Reiner)
60-160 words
"...burned coffee..."

What a beautiful morning! she thought as she sighed and leaned back against the stove. Her smile illuminated the entire kitchen.

Instantly, her mind swept back to the moments of the previous night.
The gentle caresses of her lover.
The ripples of orgasm as her body climaxed over and over.

She was in love.

He was, too.

He stood watching her from the doorway, laughing a little at her being lost in her absent-minded reverie.

She hadn’t even noticed the smell of burned coffee.

Laughing again, he walked up, taking the coffee mug from her hands, and pulled her into his arms.

Brushing the hair from her face, he whispered, I love you.

What a beautiful morning, indeed! she thought as she pulled him close – nuzzling into his strong embrace.

******
As always, head to Insatiabear's blog to read his take on the picture and see who else is playing this week. Even better, why not write your own version and link up.

(Click for details on FFF!)

HNT: Training Shirt

2011-12-07T22:08:00.017-06:00

Wow! It's been a really long time. I know you're all sick of hearing how busy I've been with school.

The end is in sight! Yay!

But, truth be told, I still really shouldn't have taken the time to play around with these photos as much as I did tonight. Oh well. If I don't do well on my quiz tomorrow or my final on Fri, I'm totally blaming all of you! You're okay with that, right?

Have I mentioned that I signed up to run a marathon in June? Yep.

Training officially starts in Feb, but I got my fancy training shirt a couple weeks ago.

What do you think?

**Click for the front view**

All right. Who wants to train with me?

Now head over and visit Os for more HNT fun!

Only a few weeks left!

Oh, and don't forget OHNT

for some even naughtier fun.

2nd Annual Great Online Cookie Exchange Extravaganza

2011-12-07T00:39:00.048-06:00

It's the 2nd Annual Great Online Cookie Exchange Extravaganza!
Brought to you by Jz over at A Reluctant Bitch (though I actually found out about it by Hedone at The Pleasure Principle).

It's my first year participating. And yes, technically, it's supposed to be a cookie recipe, but well, I felt like breaking the rules. This time.

Candy is almost as good as cookies anyway. Right?

One of my favorite candies of the holiday season is Peanut Brittle. Especially when it turns out with that perfect brittle consistency and and oh, so buttery-carmely-peanuty flavor. You know, when it kind of melts in your mouth, but still has that brittle snap?

I can't stand it when it's chewy. Ew.

So, homemade is definitely the way to go with this treat. It's actually relatively simple to make and it only requires a few ingredients - most of which are probably staples in your home.

Ingredients:
1 cup white sugar
1/2 cup light corn syrup
1/2 cup water
1 cup raw Spanish peanuts
1 T butter or margarine
1 tsp baking soda

Directions:
Grease a large cookie sheet. Set aside.

In a heavy 2 quart saucepan, over medium heat, combine the sugar, corn syrup, and water.

Bring to a boil, stirring until sugar is dissolved.
Add raw peanuts.

If using a candy thermometer, set it in place and continue cooking. Stir constantly until temperature reaches 300°F (150°C) or until a small amount of mixture dropped into cold water separates into hard and brittle threads. Since I do not own a candy thermometer, this is the method I use. I keep a small dish of cold water on the counter near the stove. Periodically, I drip a little of the mixture into the water to test the consistency.

Remove from heat.
Immediately stir in the butter and baking soda.
It is helpful to have these pre-measured and ready to go, so they can be stirred in right away.

Pour at once onto the greased cookie sheet. Using the spatula used during stirring, smooth the peanut mixture over the cookie sheet, making sure there are no holes and that it is relatively evenly spread.

Allow to cool. I usually let it cool for at least 30 minutes or so. It should be a nice caramel color and should no longer be sticky.

Break the candy into pieces. I do this by slamming the cookie sheet onto the counter once or twice (this can be quite loud, so you may want to shout out a warning to others who may be around), and then using a fork to break into smaller piecs.

Enjoy the smooth, buttery, crunchy yumminess!

******

For more delectable treats, stop on by these blogs:

You. Me. Deserted Office.

2011-12-02T22:53:00.000-06:00

via tumblr

I pull you into a deserted office, shutting the door behind me.
I remove my top and my skirt.
Standing before you in only my very sexy lingerie - red and lacy.

I kiss you passionately, while unbuttoning your shirt.
Rubbing my hands along your chest, your abs.
Kissing my way down.
Kissing and licking along the top of your slacks.
Unbuttoning them, letting them drop down to the floor.

I push you up against the wall, releasing your cock.
Feeling it in my hands.
Heating it with my breath.
You are hard.

I kneel before you and lick from base to tip.
Long, slow.
I take your cock masterfully into my mouth.
Feeling you quiver inside, my tongue swirling.

Cock in my mouth, my hands wander back up your body.
Feeling your abs, your chest.
My hands work their way down.
Finding your hands, I direct them to my hair.
Letting you feel my tresses.
Letting you guide your blowjob with your firm hands.

I am dripping with desire.
One more lick from base to tip.
Licking up your happy trail.
Your abs.
Your chest.
My entire body following suit, rubbing up against you.
My nipples so hard.

Your hands are free to roam over me.
You push me up against the wall now.
Sliding your cock beneath my slutty little pussy lips
Teasing me.
Feeling my wetness seeping onto you.

I'm pushing to slide down further, but you're using your strength to keep me up.
You step back and release me.
You want to taste me.

It's Cliterrific!

2011-11-27T09:38:00.002-06:00

Last Monday, I took my licensure exams. I had to do a lot of guessing, but I think I did all right. I should get the results in a few weeks, but for now I'm relishing in the fact that they are OVER!

In order to celebrate that night, I decided to spend a little alone time with my Cliterrific Cup before heading to bed. She's relatively new to me, and I'd used her in the shower before, but I wanted to just lie down, relax, and cum and cum and cum.

I lied down on my bed, brought Tumblr up on my phone for a little visual stimulation, and slipped this sex toy slowly into my pussy. The texture felt fantastic, and I could immediately tell I was going to enjoy this. A lot.

I gently fucked myself for a while.
Pushing it in.
Pulling it out.
Feeling the grooves and enjoying the sensations.

Pushing it in deep one more time, I finally turned it on. I adjusted and played with the rotating controls. The end of the shaft swirls in a slight circular motion, and it's easy to switch the rotation from clockwise to counter-clockwise with the push of a button. The intensity of the rotations also has 3 speeds.

Even on the highest speed, the rotations are gentle. Also, I found this to be the noisiest aspect of the toy. It made me a little self-conscious with Jasper in the next room, so I would switch it on and off frequently, but didn't necessarily keep that part running for an extended period.

After playing with the rotation feature for awhile, I turned it off and turned on the vibrator. It only vibrates in the clitoral stimulator, but it was plenty for me. When I had the shaft deep in my pussy, the clit bullet hit my clit perfectly. Even on the lowest vibration setting, it felt fantastic. The increase of two more speeds made me cum right away.

Of course, I wasn't finished yet.

I had to try them out together.

This. Felt. Amazing!

This rabbit vibrator did not disappoint. The combination of ridges, rotations, and vibrations was definitely enough to throw me over the edge. A couple times.

This is called the cliterrific cup, though, so I wanted to figure out the benefit of the cup at the end of the shaft. It doesn't vibrate at all; it only rotates. Still, I wanted to see how it would feel to have it cup my clit while rotating. It felt good, of course, but not good enough to cum. I definitely prefer the shaft inserted into my pussy.

As I mentioned, I have used this while standing in the shower. I found the sensations to be even more instense in the hot, steamy shower. I think the standing position really does the trick for me.

Jasper and I have also used this toy as a couple. No promises, but that may be a post for another time. Let me just say that with the shaft in my ass and the bullet against his balls, we were definitely both loving this toy.

Happy Thanksgiving!!

2011-11-24T13:44:00.001-06:00

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Hope you all are enjoying a fabulously filling Thanksgiving.

What are you thankful for today?

Nine Months Later...

2011-11-18T08:50:00.000-06:00

November is really flying by! I can hardly believe I haven't posted anything in nearly TWO weeks! My schoolwork is coming along very nicely, but I've still got a LOT to do.

This coming weekend will be solely devoted to preparing for my huge licensure exams that I'll be taking on Monday morning at 8am.

I have to pass these tests in order to student teach and in order to get my teaching license, so I'll be studying my little patookiss off this entire weekend.

At least I won't have to worry about it over the Thanksgiving weekend. :)

*****
I came across this joke a few days ago. I hope it makes you smile.

*****
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farm house and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

"I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."

"Not to worry," Jack said, "we'll be happy to sleep in the barn, and if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."

The lady agreed and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared and they got on their way and enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.

About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he met on the ski weekend.

He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked: "Bob, do you remember that good- looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north?"

"Yes, I do."

"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and fool around with her?"

"Yes," he said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I have to admit that I did."

"And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"

Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry buddy, I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?"

"No need to apologize, Bob. She just died and left me everything!"

Have a wonderful weekend, everyone!!

How do you ask for it?

2011-11-05T16:46:00.001-05:00

I came across an article the other day with 9 tips for women on how to ask for sex. Obviously, I don't really have a problem asking for sex. Well, maybe sometimes I still do...with those other than my husband. *wink*

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The tips are simple. Easy.

I think it's unfortunate that so many women out there are too shy or embarrassed to ask for sex. Still, I do not doubt that it's true, and even the easy, simple ideas are not always so obvious.

Essentially, here is the list

Send sexy texts/emails or slip him a love note
Create a secret code for sex. Something you'd feel comfortable saying in front on your kids or in-laws. How fun!
Do what you can to focus on sex throughout the day to help you be in the mood all. day. long (and into the night).
Send non-verbal cues. Little kisses on the neck, etc.
Try something new together. Something nonsexual. I'm not too sure about this one.
Tell him he's HOT! Oh, yeah!
Ask for it at unusual times - not just before jumping into bed for the night.
Saunter down memory lane.
Be straightforward. Love this one!

So, tell me...how do you ask for it? I know this article was definitely geared toward woman asking for sex from their man, but I'd be interested in hearing from all perspectives.

Updates

2011-11-04T17:59:00.001-05:00

I thought I'd take a quick moment to show off a couple tiny changes to Sex Babble.

I've added a tab at the top called "Reviews." It's a one-stop place to check out all the reviews I've written either here on Sex Babble or directly on the Eden Fantasys website. They're organized by type of toy. I've got a few on the list that say COMING SOON! I'll be writing those eventually, but if you'd really like my opinion on any in particular, let me know, and I'll move it to the top of the list.
I added a little widget showing some sale items over on Eden Fantasys. They didn't ask me to do this, but if you so happen to see something that you like, I hope you'll click the link and SAVE.
If you're looking for something in particular, but can't remember the name of the post or when it was posted, I've added a search field for your convenience.

Now, I've just got to start posting more often.

Happy Halloween

2011-10-31T23:38:00.001-05:00

Yeah, I know Halloween is pretty much over. I'm sure all the cute kids are soundly in their sugar comas. I'll be heading to bed soon myself.

In my time zone, I've still got half an hour to wish you a Happy Halloween, so...

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If you celebrated, I hope it was fun and sexy and, above all, safe.

To continue in the Halloween spirit, EdenFantasys is offering 20% off all orders now through Nov 4th at 3pm ET. Just enter the code: TREAT at check out.

Enjoy Your Meal

2011-10-28T10:16:00.000-05:00

Just another uninteresting night at work. I feel like I'm just going through the motions.

Would you like to get started with a bottle of wine?
How is everything tonight?
Can I get you anything else?

I was lingering at the hosting station waiting for my next order to come up, when I saw you walk into the restaurant. Our eyes locked briefly, and you flashed me a dazzingly smile that nearly turned me into a puddle right there. You were with your wife and another couple, but none of that seemed to matter.

Naturally, I sat you in my section - handing you the wine list and passing menus all around. After doing the wine service and placing your orders, I couldn't resist walking by your table to catch another glimpse of your smile.

I'm sorry, sir, but there's a problem with your order. The chef would like to speak with you personally about it.

You excuse yourself from the table and follow me to the back of the restaurant. Instead of taking you to the kitchen, though, I lead you into a small storage room. Leaning up against the back wall, I flash you my most seductive smile.

No words are spoken.

I grab you by the tie and pull you into to me.
Kissing you hard.

You respond immediately by grabbing my tits and kissing me back.
Your hands begin roaming over my body, down to my hips.
My thighs.
You slide my short black skirt up over my hips, discovering my lack of panties.
You begin playing more between my thighs. Teasing me with your fingers. Kissing me hard. Nibbling my ears, my neck.

I'm wet.
I'm moaning deliciously.
I know we don't have much time.
I twist you around, pressing you back up against the wall.

Placing one finger to my lips, I unbuckle your slacks, letting them fall to the floor.
Your cock is hard, throbbing, begging for my mouth.
I bend at my hips taking you slowing into my hot, wet mouth.

Meanwhile back at the table, the two wives are chattering along - oblivious to your long absense. Your fellow husband excuses himself to go find out what's taking so long. Somehow he finds us in the small storage room. As I'm sucking your cock, he silently comes up behind me.

Our time is really limited now, so he wastes no time in taking out his cock and slipping it into my dripping cunt. I moan loudly and take you deeper into my mouth as he thrusts in and out of me. I know you want a turn at my pussy, so I turn around. I lap up my juices from his cock as you pound into me.

I can tell you are both getting close, but I don't want you to come in my pussy.
I want to taste you both.
I motion for you to come in front of me.
I drop to my knees and take both cocks in my mouth.
I lap and lick and suck.

Both sets of hands are intwined in my short, red hair. You both are moaning with pleasure. When you can't take it any longer, you both shoot your loads into my mouth.

Two loads of semen swirl with my pussy juices, delighting my hungry tongue.

I stand up. Straightening my skirt and hair, I turn to blow you each a kiss and walk back out into the restaurant to check on my tables.

How are you enjoying your meal?

HNT: Breast Cancer Awareness

2011-10-13T19:57:00.000-05:00

I'm sure most of you know by now that October is Breast Cancer Awareness month.

On the whole, I'm not really very breast cancer aware.

Sure, I've run Race for the Cure a few times.
I've even done a few Breast Self Exams, but I'm far from consistent.

Breast Self Exam

I don't have it.
I don't know anyone who has it or anyone who has ever had it (to my knowledge).

I'm young (relatively) and healthy (relatively).
I don't have a family history, so should I really be concerned about this?

Probably.
At least it certainly wouldn't hurt to increase my awareness and beef up my own self-exams.

My biggest problem really is remembering. It's the same reason I was never on the pill. Who can remember to take a pill everyday? I feel the same thing about remembering to do a self-exam. Luckily, I do tend to play with my tits a lot, but I just don't normally take the time to actually exam them.

I should start.

In searching online, I stumbled upon a fun little program by 3M Post-It. You can download it and have a reminder to do a self-exam pop-up right on your desktop. I'm contemplating downloading it.

In honor of Breast Cancer Awareness month, EdenFantasies is hosting a video contest. I've been so swamped with homework, I've barely had time to eke out this little post, so I won't have a chance to enter the contest myself, but you totally should do it!

Videos should be 30-45 seconds in length. Visit that link above, for all the rules. You'll have to hurry, though, because submissions for the contest end tomorrow, October 14th at 11:59pm. If you don't have a chance to create and submit your own video, you can still go and vote for the ones that have been posted.

So, go on now and...

I haven't been around...

2011-10-11T08:44:00.000-05:00

I've been a bad blogger, but this semester is really kicking my ass. I'm reaping the rewards of a summer of procrastination. All of my free time has been spent with my nose in a book reading this book or that on either Russian or Chinese modern history. While it has been fascinating, I'm in such a time crunch that I'm not really able to enjoy it as much as possible. I am pretty pleased with myself, though, at how productive and determined I've been the past several weeks, and I do think I'm on a fairly good track to finishing everything I need to do.

And then, I'll have January to recuperate before I begin student teaching, which I'm sure will come with its own set of challenges.

In the midst of all this stress, my sex drive has been completely rundown - much to the dismay of both me and Jasper.

Some random moments, though, I still feel the strong desire to have something fill me. To feel the intense pleasure of an orgasm.

Usually these moments come in the mornings while Jasper is still sleeping, and I don't have a lot of time. I don't want to wake him, so off to the shower I go. That way, it's a little more like multi-tasking. *wink*

White Heat Double Delights

I recently received a new vibrator from EdenFantasys. It is perfect in the shower! It's just a little white rabbit vibrator, and when I first opened the package, I thought, damn, that's much smaller than I expected.

However, when I first slipped into into my pussy, I thought I was in heaven. It may be small, but it's got these incredible ridges that just feel, well, incredible, while gliding inside. It also has two bullets - one in the shaft and one in the clitoral attachment. They may not be super powerful, but they were definitely just what I needed.

This is very quickly becoming my favorite toy!

I have used this several times in the past few weeks - mostly in the shower, but once in the bedroom. The bedroom was nice, too, but I do prefer it in the shower - it makes cleaning this toy a breeze. :) Now, I just keep it right in my shower caddy, for mornings when I need a little release.

Like now...

P.S. Check out EdenFantasys for all your sex toy needs.

We did not have an FFM last weekend...

2011-09-23T06:29:00.000-05:00

This may be hard to believe, but Lola's libido has not been at this usual high level. I chalk it up mostly to this intense semester.

So, to be honest, I'm not sure I was really feeling up to an FFM anyway.

Apparently, Jasper had been answering some CL ads. Mostly without any luck. Then last Friday, we actually got a reply!

Jasper was stoked; I was willing to try. We watched some FFM porn and had sex in anticipation.

We replied saying we were free Saturday night or sometime on Sunday.

She replied saying Saturday wouldn't work for her, but she'd let us know about Sunday. A few hours later, she replied again saying Sunday would work and asked what time would be best.

We replied with a time.

And then ... NOTHING.

No response saying something came up or that she changed her mind. Nothing.

Now, in reality, I really wasn't up for it come Sunday evening. I'd spent most of the day in bed feeling absolutely blah. So, all in all, it was probably for the best, but still...

The elusive FFM continues to remain, well, elusive.

One day...

On a separate note, our swinger parties start up again this weekend, so I'll be donning a schoolgirl outfit and heading back to skool. lol. Look for some fun pictures and a little Post-It note action with my sister (for the HNT theme on 10/6).

Have a great weekend!

TMI Tuesday - What Would You Do?

2011-09-20T13:13:00.000-05:00

What would you do?

1. You encounter a good looking lost and frantic tourist looking for the airport. You:
A) Shrug your shoulders, feigning ignorance.
B) Find the shortest route on your smartphone and get him/her a cab.
C) Direct him/her to the nearest bus stop.
D) Get your car, pick up him/her luggage and speed to the airport.
Of course, D is the most appealing (but it would require me owning a car. haha!), because then Lola could work her magic and get his trip off to a great start. *wink*

2. You’re taking a vacation alone. Your destination:
A) Beach resort — I just want to relax and de-stress.
B) A group tour — I don’t want to worry about the details.
C) Wherever the dart lands on the map.
D) Every country with a hostel — my backpack is my home.
It's kind of a toss up of A or B, but I think I'd ultimately choose B because I don't really like lying on a beach all alone.

3. Blackout! You can’t watch TV, so you light some candles and:
A) Dig up some batteries and listen to the radio.
B) Invite the neighbors, light a fire and sing camping songs all night.
C) Find a friend and play games that don’t require electricity. . . Like chess.
D) Drive to the next town — oh sweet Wi-Fi, I’ve found you!
I'm not really one for chess, but...

4. The man/woman of your dreams has finally proposed. The relationship is perfect, they are everything you’ve ever dreamed of and ever wanted. They are also a multi-millionaire and want you to sign a prenuptial agreement. Which would you do?
A) Sign it
B) Just not get married
If he is my dream guy, then the prenup will be fair. Plus, if we are marrying for love, then the rest shouldn't matter.

5. If you were going to marry an inanimate object, what would you marry?
Note: A woman has married the Eiffel Tower and another has married the golden gate bridge. Read about it HERE
Wow. This is just weird. I can't think of any inanimate object I would marry.

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Happy TMI Tuesday!

JoyBear WINNER!

2011-09-19T09:54:00.000-05:00

Only three people geniunely entered this giveaway, and JoyBear offered to giveaway three prizes, so everyone's a winner in this case.

Thank you...

Wiilbill66 ...

gaz...

and

K CIT ...

for entering my contest. I hope you enjoy your new erotica.

HNT: Library

2011-09-14T21:53:00.030-05:00

My next hunting adventure takes me to the library.

This is a pretty intense semester for me. Lots of reading. Lots of papers. Lots of deadlines. So, I've actually put scheduled blocks on my calendar to spend time in the library.

This has been going on for nearly a week - classes started on 9/8.

So far, so good.

Of course, the first day I was there, I'd finished my reading and took a little break before writing my paper.

So I headed to the not-so-terribly-secluded stacks to add to my scavenger hunt.

I slipped off my bra and put it in my purse before checking the camera positioning.

Looks good!

I unbuttoned and opened my blouse. I was getting a little nervous.

Here goes...

I don't like the posing of my legs. I just now realized a simple cropping would have fixed this, but in the moment, I decided to keep snapping.

Cursing a little for not wearing a skirt that day, I decided to still attempt to snap a picture of my pussy. It was a little frustrating because my shirt would not stay open all the way back to my hips.

One more thing to try...

Am I brave enough?

I guess I am. :)

Now who wants to come study modern Russian or Chinese history with me?

More importantly, where should I go for my next hunting trip?

Now head over and visit Os for more HNT fun!

And then, of course, there's the OHNT

for some even naughtier fun.

Don't forget to enter my giveaway for a free erotica movie from JoyBear Pictures. Contest ends 9/18/2011 @ 11: 59pm CDT.

TMI Tuesday - Dating

2011-09-13T15:04:00.000-05:00

Welcome to another TMI Tuesday. This week’s topic is dating. Even if you are not single or dating you can easily answer the questions as if you are single and dating. It’s fun, enjoy!

DATING

1. You’re on a speed date. You’ve got 7 minutes with the potential partner. You already know the person’s name. What are the first three questions you would ask? What do you do for fun? Does your wife know you're here? What are you looking for? (Honestly, I'm not sure I would ask any of these questions. Well, maybe the first one, and then see where the conversation goes.)

2. Have you ever participated in speed dating? Did you get a regular date/second date out of it? I have not. I always thought it would be kind of fun, though.

3. Do you participate in online dating? How many dates have you had as a result of online dating sites/matches? Before I was married, I went on a couple (2, maybe 3) dates through match.com (is that still a site?). After being married, we've gone on 2 dates via craigslist.

4. You are attracted to:
a. Who people are? Smart, funny, and yes, physically attractive
b. What people have? Not really sure. Have a sense of humor. Have a great personality. Has money?? :-)
c. What they can do? Hold a conversation. Treat me like I'm the most important.

5. What “little red flag” will cause you to end a date or immediately decide this person isn’t for you? I'm honestly not really sure.

6. What do you feel you need to sacrifice or have sacrificed to be a part of a relationship? I don't feel I've ever really had to sacrifice much. Sure, I don't always get what I want, but really I think that's better. I don't spend nearly as much money on clothes and food and drinks because now what I spend affects both of us.

7. If you cooked for your date, what would you cook? Ooh. I'm not sure. Probably a pasta dish. I make a really great spaghetti pie. Or if I have a lot of time to prepare, I'd possibly find a new recipe.

8. At the end of a first date, how would you kiss your date? Well, now, this would entirely depend on the overall feeling of the date. I've ever been above fucking on the first date. I'd say probably any of these options are viable - depending on the end-of-date vibe (and perhaps how much I'd had to drink).
a. Press your lips against theirs
b. Gentle kiss on the cheek
c. Lots o’ tongue, like you’re on a tonsil exploration
d. I don’t kiss on the first date

Bonus: You just put up a profile on a dating site. You must describe yourself in 10 words or less. What are your 10 words? Confident, sensual woman who enjoys new experiences and meeting new people. (Ok. So, that's 11 words. 10 words was too difficult. Even these 11 words don't really describe me, but might be appropriate for a dating profile). Now it's your turn...what 10 words would you use to describe Lola?

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Happy TMI Tuesday!

Don't forget to enter my giveaway for a free erotica movie from JoyBear Pictures. Contest ends 9/18/2011 @ 11: 59pm CDT.

HNT: Office

2011-09-07T21:57:00.005-05:00

If you've been reading along for awhile, you know that I have a thing about taking naughty pictures at work.

Last week, in my scavenger hunt quest, I think I took it to a whole new level.

Bend Me Over
*click for a brighter look*

So, here's my 3rd notch on the scavenger hunt post.

If you want to see more office pics (which I am desperately in need of updating), visit my Picasa albums. There are links up above on my OPW Pics page.

Now head over and visit Os for more HNT fun!

And then, of course, there's the OHNT

for some even naughtier fun.

Don't forget to enter my giveaway for a free erotica movie from JoyBear Pictures. Contest ends 9/18/2011 @ 11: 59pm CDT.

TMI Tuesday - Naked

2011-09-06T09:29:00.000-05:00

This week’s TMI Tuesday questions are brought you by Yummy aka Heelsnstocking and Hedone. Thank you HnS for the theme.

NAKED

1. What do you wear to sleep in?
I generally only sleep in panties - mostly because I'm too lazy to change into pajamas. Stripping down to my panties is far easier. :)

2. Do you ever walk around your own place naked?
Um, yes. Jasper hates wearing clothes and pretty much has walked around naked since we first got married. I guess this has worn off on me over the years. I'm often at least topless, and occasionally I'll be pantiless as well. This can often be attributed to the laziness factor. hahaha.

3. Have you or would you ever answer the door naked?
I have not and probably would not. I *might* answer the door scantily dressed but never naked.

4. What part of your body do you like to be on show? Why?
I guess my cleavage, because it is the easiest.

5. When sunbathing how much do you bare?
I'm not much of a sunbather. Not with my fair, fair skin. I have spent more time outside doing various activities this summer than usual, but rarely just lying out.

6. Have you or would you bare all on a naturist (nude) beach?
I've never had the chance (i.e. I've never been to a nude beach), but I'd like to think that I would, if the opportunity arose.

7. Have you ever flashed your bits in public? If not would you if it turned your partner on?
Um. Yeah. I'm doing the Scavenger Hunt, you know. This is much more of a turn on for me than for my partner, though.

8. Have you ever given a striptease or has anyone given you one? Did you enjoy it?
I have never received a striptease nor have I ever really given one...in person. Of course, you may remember this post when I did a little striptease for all of you! I *may* have done another striptease or two on camera. Those I do enjoy very much. :)

9. Ever gone skinny dipping? Alone or with others?
Sadly, I have never gone skinny dipping. One day...

10. Do you like to look at naked people or do you want show off your nakedness?
Um. Both?

Bonus: Sexually speaking, what’s the furthest you would go with a partner in public? Have you had sex in public?
I've had sex in plenty of semi-public areas (parking ramp, street, alley, darkened area of campus). Blowjobs driving down the road, in Burger King drive-thru. I've been fingered on the bus. Guess there's not much I wouldn't do.

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How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment on the TMI Tuesday blog, so we’ll all know where to read your responses. Please don’t forget to link to tmituesdayblog from your website!

JoyBear Pictures

2011-09-05T11:21:00.000-05:00

A couple months ago, Jess from JoyBear Pictures contacted me. I was thrilled to be considered a confident and sexually sassy woman by this adult erotica company. :-)

She offered me enough credits to watch an erotic film on their site in exchange for a review. I was more than happy to agree. Unfortunately, life got in the way, and I got super busy. I meant to have this all written in time for my birthday celebration, but here is it nearly a month later, and I'm just getting to it.

JoyBear Pictures is a great company!

From their website: Stylish, sophisticated, adult erotic films for couples, women and men

Instead of choosing to view scenes from just one movie, I chose to view scenes from three different movies.

London Sex Project 2: Scene 1. Long-time couple take advantage of an unsuspecting reveler. (Click here for a free trailer.) It is shot more like a reality TV show with the photographer describing the LSP and then following around a couple while they pick up a third at a bar, bring her home to have some fun with them. In general, I dislike all reality TV, so this format was not for me. The overall flow of the movie was a little slow for me, but the sex scenes were still pretty hot.

Match Mates: Scene 2. Liselle finds her favourite couple a bubbly blonde. (Click here for a free trailer.) Liselle Bailey, who made her mark with the London Sex Project, comes back with Match Mates. The premise of this movie is Liselle setting up her pornstar friends. This was also shot in the same reality style as LSP2, so, again, it wasn't really my cup of tea. I did enjoy this one a bit more than LSP2 because Liselle was much hotter than the guy in LSP2. She was also a little more interactive with the pornstars. I enjoyed the sex scenes in this movie a lot - despite the overall style.

Five Hot Stories for Her: Scene 2. Fuck You Carlos. (Click here for a free trailer.) The storyline of this movie was great. A wife comes home from shopping to find her husband in bed with another woman. He tries to say that she was there as a gift of a threesome to her, so as revenge, she plans a party while Carlos is out and films a threesome of her with two guys. The two guys were pretty hot and so was the sex. It was a fun scene to watch.

JoyBear claims that their movies are stylish and sophisticated. I would agree. In general, their movies cater more to women and couples. The lighting and filming is great. I did enjoy watching these scenes and look forward to watching a few more (I still have a few credits to use). They are definitely hardcore porn, but they also seem a bit softer than a lot of the porn I usually watch with Jasper.

I did have some difficulty getting the movies to play. It didn't seem to work in Internet Explorer 9, but I was able to view it with Google Chrome with minimal problems. It does require Windows Media player on your computer. These technical issues were likely user error. :)

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Song lyrics from a follower

2011-09-02T08:09:00.000-05:00

I Love Lola Fantasies
Come here let me whisper in your ear.
Let me tell you about fantasy girl Lola.
She can be your fantasy girl too.

I sit and admire her sex from a far.
I watch her arouse her body and excite my mind.
Lola is my fantasy girl.

My fingers can't caress her body.
But my mind can seduce her.
Lola is my fantasy girl,

He looked from afar.
Her curves exposed in cloth.
She is my fantasy girl.

She stood for the world to see.
My fantasy girl.
But saved the best for me.
My fantasy girl.

Thank you, dear follower, for your beautiful serenade!!

HNT: Movie Theater

2011-08-31T21:12:00.000-05:00

To continue in the scavenger hunt...

I went to the movies with Jasper.

We saw Horrible Bosses. It was fucking hilarious!
Seriously.
We laughed so. damn. hard.

And let's not forget about Jennifer Aniston. She is absolutely smokin' in this movie.
Don't even get me started on that things that come out of her mouth.

"Give me that dong. You know you're gonna fuck my slutty mouth."

"Are you gonna slap me in the face with your cock?"

Now head over and visit Os for more HNT fun!

And then, of course, there's the OHNT

for some even naughtier fun.

HNT: Car Wash

2011-08-25T08:11:00.000-05:00

A couple weeks ago I stumbled upon Dragon's Kink (I'm sure through the HNT comments). It was this post that week, and I was completely intrigued.

I wanted to join the scavenger hunt!

So, I visited Curvaceous Dee's Scavenger Hunt page for more details. This might be my theme on HNT for awhile. :)

The perfect opportunity arose this past weekend. We had borrowed a car the previous week and decided it would be nice to run it through a car wash before returning it.

I thought it would be fun to snap a picture of me topless in the carwash.

Technically, this isn't on the list of locations for the scavenger hunt, but maybe if I get enough comments, perhaps Dee will still count it and add it to the list.

Now head over and visit Os for more HNT fun!

And then, of course, there's the OHNT

for some even naughtier fun.

Birthday Celebrations Part 3

2011-08-24T13:28:00.000-05:00

Continued from here...

I was ready. I was eager. I was really glad I was wearing a dress.

Luckily there weren't very many people on the bus. We selected a seat where our antics wouldn't be too obvious to the few other riders.

I sat by the window, and Jasper sat in the aisle. Once the bus was in motion, I slipped my panties off and put them in my purse. I slid down the seat just a bit and spread my legs. I was already quite wet, so Jasper had no problems slipping a finger or two into my pussy.

He teased me like this the entire ride home.

Instead of heading right home, we stopped at a convenience store for a couple of things. From there it's a few blocks back to our apartment.

There was simply no way we could wait that long before devouring each other.

Now, we live on a relatively major street. Sure, it was after 11pm, but there was still a fair amount of traffic whizzing by.

That didn't stop us.

I sat up on retaining wall facing the road, and we made out some more. There was lots of kissing and fingering. I want to say there was some licking and sucking, too. Perhaps his cock slid into my slit as well.

(The details are getting a little foggy - this is why you shouldn't wait nearly 2 weeks to write a recap.)

We started to get a little self-conscious, so we slipped off into the nearest alley. Again, I hopped up onto a retaining wall - hiking up my dress and spreading my legs. Jasper knelt before me and ate my pussy before I began begging to suck his cock.

He was all too happy to oblige.

So, there I sat, in the darkened alley, sucking his cock like it was the only thing in the world that mattered. After a couple minutes of sucking, he thrust his hard, throbbing cock into my dripping cunt.

Oh, fuck did that ever feel great!

He slid in and out of me a few times.

We tried a couple different positions on that wall before leaving the alley and continuing our walk home.

I'm pretty positive we stopped off at least a couple more times before actually making it inside.

I'll admit. I really, really enjoyed our walk home. It was a gorgeous night!

We just headed right to the bedroom when we got to our apartment. We weren't anywhere near finished.

Jasper quickly got undressed, but I left my dress on. I lied down on the bed and let him lick and probe and bite and suck a little more.

The rest of the details of the evening have faded, but I know it ended well - with complete exhaustion and huge smiles on our faces.

Happy birthday to Lola indeed!

(Hope this little recap was worth the wait.)

Where is Lola?

2011-08-19T19:25:00.001-05:00

Sorry to leave you on all hanging. I'm sure you've all been on the edge of your seat waiting to hear how my birthday ended. It's coming. I promise.

I've been preoccupied with a family vacation up north, and now I'm just a few hours away from starting the 2nd leg of my relay race.

The bonus is that the guy I pass off to is super hot. I'm talking just about the. sexiest. smile. ever.

Definitely something to look forward to, something to keep me running.

Birthday Celebrations Part 2

2011-08-12T22:55:00.002-05:00

Continued from here...

Have I mentioned my huge crush on Kari? No? Well let me fill you in. She has been the subject of countless fantasies. She's a common go-to addition to our bedroom dirty talk. She's a fellow redhead. Oh, and there is just something about her personality that I love, too.

So, after a cosmo, a margarita, and a glass of wine, I was feeling pretty good. Pretty turned on.

When we got to the Irish bar, I tried to get her to join me in the Kissing Room. She tried to get the boys to join us there.

They said it was too dark.

I said that was the point.

I lost. :(

(I know, right? Wasn't I the birthday girl? :P)

We found a secluded little booth. Well, not so little really. It was probably easily big enough for at least a group of 10.

I got another drink. This one was free cuz it was my birthday. Sweet!

When we drink, it doesn't take too long before the conversation turns a bit more sensual/sexual in nature. Don't worry. No secrets were really shared.

Well, I did find out that my brother apparently really enjoys nipple play. hehe.

So, I guess it's more we didn't share any secrets. The stuff we did discuss was already a little too much for my bro. Imagine his reaction if he were to find out that I sometimes like to take it in the ass. Or that we've dabbled in the Lifestyle.

Some secrets are better locked away - at least for the first night of ever really drinking with them.

Anyway, I touched her thigh a couple times. So fucking smooth!

After the drinking and the flirting and the sex talk, I was pretty raring to go by the time we caught the shuttle back home.

Continued here...

Birthday Celebrations Part 1

2011-08-12T09:52:00.001-05:00

I had my birthday all planned out - work (including a birthday lunch in the office with my co-workers), yoga, dinner.

The yoga class was free, but I had to redeem it on my birthday. I really had wanted to go, but around 4pm (class started at 4:30), I just wasn't feeling it.

Instead Jasper met me earlier than planned and we hit up a happy hour instead. Earlier in the day, I'd received some birthday wishes from an old friend on Facebook. I met him in Hawaii nearly ten years ago. You may remember his friend from this post. I'm pretty sure this guy was sleeping in the next room when I first had anal sex.

Anyway, all that is really irrelevant other than this guy wanted to fuck me, but I ended up with his roommate instead. He was randomly in MN a few years later, and we met up for drinks. Good times. :)

So, in our chatting (all clean, I promise) on my birthday, he said I should I have drink for him. I upped the challenge and had happy hour at a restaurant that shares his first name. :)

After one drink each and an order of fries, we headed to the restaurant to meet my brother and his girlfriend for my birthday dinner.

They were a little late because of the extra traffic due to the Twins game. We didn't mind because we were outside on the patio, and before a Twins game there is some really great people watching (ie lots of great asses).

I was a little more interested in drinking than in eating, but I did have two pieces of bruschetta for an appetizer. Jasper and I split an entree, and I really had to struggle through finishing my half. I got a free birthday sundae, of which I had maybe two bites before I started to feel a little queasy. Jasper and Kari (brother's girlfriend) were more than happy to finish the sundae for me.

After dinner, I suggested going to an Irish bar next. I'd promised my Facebook friend that I would have a drink for him, and he'd suggested Jameson's. I thought the Irish bar would be perfect for that!

Continued here...

And the EF winner is...

2011-08-11T13:54:00.001-05:00

Ok. Yeah. I know this was supposed to be drawn and posted yesterday.
But, it was my birthday afterall, and, well, things got a little crazy.
And well, why not stretch my birthday out a little longer anyway?

Without further adieu...

And the fifth commenter was...

CONGRATULATIONS @buzzvibe. I hope you come back and tell us what you buy with your $25 GC.

Cuz It's All About ME!

2011-08-10T16:34:00.000-05:00

Want to get Lola something for her birthday?

Well, she can be a bit narcissistic, so how about sharing your favorite Lola link? Be it a picture or a story or whatever.

Or, if you remember, what made you decide to follow Sex Babble? What's your favorite thing about this blog?

Or just tell me why you LOVE LOLA!?

Hmm....should there be prizes?

How about an exclusive Lola picture or story? Winners for:

Most creative comment (per my judgment)
First to leave a comment
Last to leave a comment by midnight (my time zone)

I'm open to other suggestions, if you've got any. :)

Now, I'm off to find me a good Happy Hour!

And the Nipple Charms winner is...

2011-08-10T11:49:00.000-05:00

First of all, I'd like to say THANK YOU to everyone who entered my very first giveaway!

According to random.org...

Lucky #3 was selected as the winner...

So, @rixxir1, I'm looking forward to hearing from you. Your wife is gonna LOVE YOU (and these, of course)!!

Party, Party, Party!

2011-08-10T10:05:00.000-05:00

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I'm sure you've all been anxiously awaiting today.
'Cuz it's my birthday, y'know!

There's already a *small* party going on over on twitter, if you'd like to pop-in. You can find me @sexbabble. :))

I've got some fun planned for you all today, so thanks for stopping by...and please come back throughout the day.

I started my day off with a relaxing bubble bath.

Now that's starting my birthday out right!

Coming later... Announcing TWO winners, ANOTHER giveaway, plus a couple other surprises.

Stay tuned...

PS If you leave a comment, just to let you know, you can also attach images. if you're so inclined to send me a birthday picture. :)

TMI Tuesday - Cheating

2011-08-09T08:30:00.000-05:00

Her: I saw you flirting with her. Cheater!
Him: It's not cheating if we don't have intercourse.

1. You have been separated from your significant other for six months. An attractive, attentive neighbor has paid you flattering attention. It is obvious he/she wishes to take the relationship further. Do you:
a. Dismiss him/her, you're in a committed relationship.
b. Continue to flirt, but go no further.
c. Fantasize about him/her, but take care of your sexual needs solo.
d. Let the affair become physical.
This would really depend on what kind of arrangements we'd made before our separation and the nature of the separation. I'd like to say D because six months is a long time, but Jasper and I aren't quite to that point yet, so definitely B, and of course, C.

2. A male co-worker whom you have heard is great in bed and very well endowed has been flirting with you a lot. He obviously wishes to start a relationship. Do you: (This question is for women AND men).
a. Make it clear to him you're not interested.
b. Flirt with him but go no further
c. Mentally undress him and wonder what he'd be like in bed.
d. Let the relationship become sexual.
Um. B-D? With Jasper's consent, of course. I'm great in an MFM, so maybe we could try that. lol.

3. Your significant other is impotent most of the time, showing little interest in you and little interest in being sexual. Do you:
a. Resign yourself to no sex.
b. Satisfy your needs with masturbation
c. Find someone who can satisfy you sexually but remain with your significant other
d. Leave him or her
Absolutely B, and I'd like to think C would be an option. I doubt I would leave him over such a thing, but if he truly stopped showing an interest in me - sexual or otherwise - I'm not sure how long I'd be able to stand that.

4. The last time you and your mate had sex, were you:
a. Concentrating mostly on him/her, and you didn't even orgasm
b. Thinking about your pleasure and theirs.
c. Concentrating mainly on your own pleasure.
d. Used his/her body as a tool to reach your own orgasm.
I think the last time it was a little more about me. :) So, maybe it was C, but no, I think it was somewhat equal, so B. It's just he was doing such a good job on me, that my focus may have drifted a little away from him.

5. What kind of partner do you prefer while making love or having sex?
a. Tender, loving, slow and sweeet
b. I don't care, just do me; it's been a while
c. Tough, take-charge, I like it a little rough
d. Any lovin' is good lovin'
Sometimes it's C; many times it's A; all the time it's D.

Bonus: Do you mind if your significant other ogles/checks out another sexy person? What if they comment on that person, do you mind that? I really never have. Well, I guess that's not entirely true. Sometimes it bothers me but only because I then start comparing myself to all the other women out there and start having body image issues. I know it's all in my head, and Jasper is fully satisfied with me and thinks I'm beautiful, but still, sometimes insecurity creeps in. All that being said, we have often done a lot of people watching together - pointing out all the nice asses and attractive people. Good times.

Bonus, Bonus: What are your thoughts on the TMI Tuesday image and the caption beneath it? I think it's a fun, interesting photo that perfectly captures a moment. I have mixed feelings on the caption. What is cheating? There seem to be so many definitions and so many different lines. Personally, I think if it makes your partner uncomfortable, you shouldn't do it - whatever your definition may be.

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How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment over at TMI Tuesday, so we’ll all know where to read your responses.

Happy TMI Tuesday!

Feeling lucky? I've got TWO giveaways going on right now. You know you want to enter (hardly anyone has, so your chances are pretty good). Nipple Charms and EdenFantasys Both companies are stellar at discretion, so these giveaways are perfect for even the most discreet blogger. :)

Sixty-Nine

2011-08-08T20:49:00.000-05:00

Some nights, it's simply inconceivable for me to deep throat. My gag reflex is too high; my tummy is too queasy; I simply don't feel like it.

The other night was just one of those nights.

Normally, Jasper doesn't like the sixty-nine position because he can't get as deep down my throat.

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BUT since I wasn't feeling the deepthroat thing, I asked if we could 69 instead. I wanted to be on the bottom, and fuck if this wasn't just about the best 69 we've ever had. He was so into eating my pussy, and it was driving me wild!

He tried a couple new tricks that I thought I'd share with all of you, since it was so incredible for me.

The first thing he did surprises me that I enjoy it because I don't normally like when he touches this area. I don't know what to call it, so if there is a better name, please let me know. At the bottom of my cunt, where it forms the lower point, is a little flap of skin that he stretched taut and flicked with his tongue.

Again, normally I don't like this, but I don't know if it was just the position of him being backwards and on top or what, but it felt really damn good.

Now the second thing he did really rocked my world. It felt so incredible, but I really couldn't describe it until I asked him (after we'd finished) what he'd done.

He spread me wide, stuck his tongue in as deep as he could, and blew air into my pussy. Absolutely phenomenal! I mean, I just couldn't get enough!

Feeling lucky? I've got TWO giveaways going on right now. You know you want to enter (hardly anyone has, so your chances are pretty good).

Nipple Charms and EdenFantasys

Both companies are stellar at discretion, so these giveaways are perfect for even the most discreet blogger. :)

Something for Everyone (A Giveaway)

2011-08-06T22:42:00.000-05:00

Dinner was fabulous – the food exquisite, the ambiance elegant. Best of all, you felt a lot of chemistry sparking between the two of you. The sharing of food. The playful flirting. Oh the sexual innuendos. It was a great evening!

You were wearing your fuck-me shoes and didn’t want thenight to end after dessert or the walk to your hotel or the good-night kiss inthe lobby. No, this guy was coming up for um, a nightcap. J

You wanted to rock this guy’s world. You reached into your overnightbag…and nothing.

No toys.

No lube.

No condoms.

Don’t let this happen to you!

Plan ahead with Eden Fantasys. They havea fine selection of condoms, lubes, and, of course, sex toys. Everything you’dever need for a spontaneous naughty weekend – well, a weekend that was plannedahead in the hopes of it turning naughty (because really isn’t that how everyweekend away should go). You can find lots of toys that would be perfect fortravel. Or maybe you'd like to try some sexy lingerie or a fun costume.

The sky’s the limit.

There is certainly something foreveryone – whether playing away or at home.

And now here’s your chance…

EdenFantasys has allowed me to offerall you lovelies an opportunity to win a $25 gift card.

Here’s how.

Mandatory Entry: Visit Eden Fantasys and tell me something you'd like to have! (This entry is required and must be done before obtaining any of the bonus entries below.)

Bonus Entries: Please complete the mandatory entry first. Leave a separate comment for EACH entry method you complete.

Follow Sex Babble or let me know if you already do.
Subscribe to Sex Babble via email.
Add me to your blogroll or let me know I'm already there.
Follow Eden Fantasys on Twitter.
Like Eden Fantasys on Facebook.
Like my page on Facebook.
Share this giveaway on Twitter, your blog, or Facebook.

Contest open to readers in the US and internationally. Contest ends 8/9/11 at 11:59pm CDT. Winner will be chosen using random.org and will be announced on 8/10/11 (my birthday)! Be sure to leave your email address in your comment unless it's visible on your Blogger profile. (If I can't contact you, a new winner will be drawn.) Winner will have 48 hours to respond to my email. If winner does not claim the prize in the 48 hour period, a new winner will be chosen at random.

Oopsies!

2011-08-05T19:01:00.000-05:00

So, I decided to install the Disqus widget to my blog to facilitate an easier way to encourage a dynamic discussion in the comments.

Unfortunately, when I imported my old comments, it inadvertantly re-sent out all kinds of email notifications of past comments.

I sincerely apologize for unknowingly filling up your Inboxes with old, outdated comments. Please feel free to simply delete and move on.

I hope you'll continue to read and leave comments!

Oh and don't forget to enter my giveaway for your chance to win some fun Nipple Charms. They make great gifts, too.

FFF: Strangled Cry

2011-08-05T06:23:00.001-05:00

(Photo provided by Lexi; original source unknown)
80-160 words
"...strangled cry..."

The season was changing and with it came a strong desire to go shopping. You wanted more variety in your closet – something warm and comfortable to slip into as the oppressive heat gives way to the chill of the night. You shop alone. You prefer it this way—allowing your thoughts wander, clearing your head.

You don’t realize that I’ve followed you. I want to surprise you, and I know how you’ve fantasized about fucking me somewhere private and yet also so very public. You slip into the dressing room to try on a few items. You’ve already begun to undress when I quietly slip in behind you.

Your startled, strangled cry is of delight as you immediately sense my presence – almost as if you were expecting me. You waste no time. Reaching behind you, my jeans join yours on the floor and my cock springs to life. I grab your gorgeous tits – fucking you quietly, intoxicatingly.

(Click for details on FFF!)

Oh and don't forget to enter my giveaway for your chance to win some fun Nipple Charms. They make great gifts, too.

HNT: She Doesn't Care

2011-08-04T21:25:00.000-05:00

She doesn't care
that it's super hot,
that I'm nekkid,
that I'm trying to blog.

Now head over and visit Os for more HNT fun!

And then, of course, there's the OHNT

for some even naughtier fun.

Oh and don't forget to enter my giveaway for your chance to win some fun Nipple Charms. They make great gifts, too.

TMI Tuesday - In the Summertime - UPDATED

2011-08-02T08:37:00.001-05:00

1. What is your favorite summer clothing item or outfit?

A few weeks ago, I purchased a pair of jeans shorts. They have quickly become my absolute favorite. It could be that they are a size 6, which I haven't worn in forever. It could be that they are super comfortable and not overly tight. It could be that they are sexy and flattering to my legs and ass. They have cute little side zippers on the legs, too. I pretty much wear them almost every day. If I get a chance, perhaps I'll snap a pic later tonight and update this post. I know how you all love pictures.

Updated: I'ved added a picture of my new favorite shorts.

*Click*
to see color version

2. Did you or will you take a summer vacation? If yes, where did you go?
Kind of , sort of, maybe. It really depends on your definition of summer vacation. We've had some great summer vacations in the past (the 4500-mile road trip in 2009 was probably one of my faves), but this summer has been very busy for us with running and scuba diving and school. We will be joining my family for a few days of their week-long vacation at a lake up north. We weren't going to go this year, but we were talked into it a couple weeks ago. I love going up to the lake and just being in nature. Canoeing, kayaking, hiking, running, swimming. Fires, stories, laughter, s'mores. Good times.

3. What is your ideal weekend away (e.g. city, beach or wilderness)?
Anyway weekend away would be ideal. I just love to travel and see/experience new places. I could just as easily be happy taking a weekend in the city or lounging by the beach or hiking in the wilderness. It's been an incredibly hot and sticky summer this year, so I'm leaning more to saying I'd prefer a weekend trip to the beach. We've gone to the beach the past two Sundays with my family, and the couple hours we spend there never seem long enough to me. I've never really been much of a beach person, but this summer I definitely am and could easily see spending an entire weekend lounging at the beach.

4. What would you pack for a naughty weekend?
Hmm... not much different. Maybe some skimpier, sexier clothes. We don't need much to make it naughty. lol

5. What item(s) do you never unpack, never take out of the luggage from trip to trip?
Toiletry-type items. Spare pair of contacts, travel soap/shampoo, etc.

Bonus: Last vacation sex... Tell us what happened
Have we not gone anywhere since Costa Rica in January? How sad. :( I just looked through my past blog posts from Jan and Feb - hoping to link to some sexy tales of our vacation in Costa Rica....and I found NOTHING! How disappointing that I didn't ever really get around to blogging about the trip.

We were there for over a week and had lots and lots and lots of sex. It's been nearly 8 months now, so I'm not sure I can actually remember in any detail any juicy stories - at least not without taking more time to ponder it, and I really need to get back to my monster spreadsheet at work.

Perhaps another time...

Oh and don't forget to enter my giveaway for your chance to win some fun Nipple Charms. They make great gifts, too.

Superhero Sex

2011-08-01T16:18:00.000-05:00

I awoke in the middle of the night and couldn't get back to sleep. Jasper had My Super Ex-Girlfriend playing in the background.

As I lied there trying to fall asleep, my thoughts kept turning to...

Which would I prefer - to be a superhero or to be fucked by a superhero?

I think there are probably pros and cons to both sides. On one hand, it might be nice to be in total control and have so much power. But could I ever be satisfied that way? On the other hand, submission can be fun. Would my superhero lover rock my socks off everytime? Or would it just end up hurting me? Sometimes just having sex with Jasper hurts, so I'm not sure I'd be able to handle sex with a superhero.

What are your thoughts??

And, all you guys out there, do you think you'd be able to "get it up" (to be crude about it) if you were flying so high in the sky with just a beautiful woman holding you?

Oh and don't forget to enter my giveaway for your chance to win some fun Nipple Charms. They make great gifts, too.

2011 "O" Award

2011-08-01T10:15:00.000-05:00

Perhaps you've already heard the news, but EdenFantasys was awarded the Outstanding Online Retailer award from AVN recently.

I couldn't agree more!

You could easily get lost in all the fun articles and forums and reviews on their website...not to mention all the fabulous shopping!

They have a huge selection of all types of adult toys! Plus their website is super easy to navigate. They have lots of different categories to browse, or you can enter your own search criteria. In addition to toys, they have a great selection of lingerie as well as books/video/audio.

Seriously, they have something for everyone!

In addition to all of that, I think they're set apart from other online retailers with their sense of commuity. They have all kinds of clubs to join from cooking to porn to photography to reading. They have extensive reviews including some video reviews. There are also numerous forums you can join.

If you've ever shopped with EdenFantasys, what do you enjoy about their site?
If you haven't, what are you waiting for?

Oh and don't forget to enter my giveaway for your chance to win some fun Nipple Charms. They make great gifts, too.

My throat hurts...

2011-07-31T10:33:00.002-05:00

No, I'm not sick.
I just received the. Best. Face fucking last night.
That is all.

Whatever Lola Wants

2011-07-30T23:13:00.000-05:00

A friend sent me the link to this commercial, as I had not seen it.

Whatever Lola wants...
Of course I think this Lola would want something besides a Diet Pepsi.
Just sayin'

HNT: Symbol

2011-07-28T08:32:00.000-05:00

I've been thinking a lot about my wedding ring lately. I haven't worn it in a few years. Not because I'm unhappy. I love my husband incredibly and couldn't imagine my life any other way. He actually stopped wearing a ring before I did. I know that's not really all that unusual for guy.

Anyway, we know we're married and happy, and that's really all that matters. To us, the ring isn't really a true symbol of our undying love for each other. It's just a ring.

Still, I've been thinking that maybe I might start wearing it again.

I'll have to find it first.

*Click*
for a short clip of how we show our love for each other.

Now head over and visit Os for more HNT fun!

And then, of course, there's the OHNT

for some even naughtier fun.

Oh and don't forget to enter my giveaway for your chance to win some fun Nipple Charms. They make great gifts, too.

e[lust] #28

2011-07-27T13:37:00.000-05:00

Photo courtesy of Delilah

Welcome to e[lust] - Your source for sexual intelligence and inspirations of lust from the smartest & sexiest bloggers! Whether you’re looking for hot steamy smut, thought-provoking opinions or expert information, you’re going to find it here. Want to be included in e[lust] #29 (Which will be in September, taking a short summer break)? Start with the rules and subscribe to the RSS feed and Twitter for updates and submission reminders.

~ This Week’s Top Three Posts ~
What makes me a woman? - It’s a stumper, this question. There must be something that makes me a woman. Something more than how I am perceived by others as I walk down the street. But what is the answer?
Baggage: An Inventory - Everyone brings bags with them. My goal is to carry my own bags. I’ll let people help me shed them, but I will never let them carry them. Those bags are my own to, well, own.
There's pain and then there's pain (and then there's pain) -Part of what I crave in the second type of pain is the selfish sadism of the partner who continues despite my pleas. He does it because it arouses him, and he does it because I'll endure it for him.

~ Featured Post (Lilly’s Pick) ~
What Is Gender? - Playing with dolls and preferring the color pink doesn’t make you a girl anymore than chewing on a bone makes you my dog.

~ e[lust] Editress: Dangerous Lilly ~
Sex Toys: Single or Partnered, there is no shame in owning them - There’s no fucking shame in owning your sexuality, in taking control of your own damn orgasm. Can you PREFER human contact and partnered sex to sex toys? Sure. You can prefer whatever the fuck you want. But don’t insinuate to me that owning a lot of sex toys is somehow bad or shameful.
All blogs that have a submission in this edition must re-post this digest from tip-to-toe on their blogs within 7 days. Re-posting the photo is optional and the use of the “read more…” tag is allowable ~after this point~. Thank you, and enjoy!

New Blogger Education Posts
Blog Design 101: Balancing Personal Style vs Readability
A Cautionary Word on Joining Affiliate Programs

Kink & Fetish
BDSM Day, an international recognition
BDSM Advice Series: Bondage Tape
Being a Brat Can Hurt
Caning, energy and romance
Screw roses! I enjoy playing with Thorns...
Working Girl

Erotic Writing
A Trip to the Toy Store
Can I get into your knickers now?
Coffee Break
early afternoon
Elevator Shaft
Fogged-up Windows
Fucking Eli
FWB
I'll see you tonight...
One on One
Open By Night
Rock Out With My Cock Out
Renewed Interest
Twenty/Fifty-Three
that little fucking game changer [part I]
the weekend away - Sunday

Sex News, Interviews, Politics & Humor
Death By Bondage
Hypocrite, PA-Rant!
kink labels....is there a place for me? (or someday my kink will come)
Things I Looove Thursday

Thoughts & Advice on Sex & Relationships
Ask PolyAnna: Multiple partners?? Safer sex??
Are My Nipples Getting The Correct Signals?
Evolution
More Pussy Pride - The Perfect Vagina
My Take On Masculinity
Rambling Harlot: On Internet Dating and Shyness
Sex and Catholic Schools
Sex And Disability: Starting the Dialogues

Review / Giveaway - Nipple Charms

2011-07-27T13:06:00.009-05:00

As you probably know, I'm kind of a sucker for nipple play. I've very mildly toyed with the idea of piercing them but never with any really serious thought.

Enter Nipple Charms!

I first discovered Nipple Charms back in February. They offer a large variety of non-piercing nipple jewelry. From their website: "All the pleasure and none of the pain of piercing!"

This sounded right up my alley, so I quickly ordered myself a pair. I was so excited to receive my Heart Shaped Nipple Rings Jewelry! You can see me modeling these rings in the pictures in this post.

I love wearing my nipple rings! They offer the sexy look of showing off my nipples, plus the added benefit of making me feel super sexy.

My nipples tend to run a little on the smaller side, so be aware that some of their rings and charms might fit better than others, if your nipples are either smaller or larger than average.

These heart-shaped rings use rubber to apply the necessary pressure to attach to your nipple. They can be a little tricky to get on, but with patience and practice it's no big deal.

Not only do I love these products, I also love the company. My order ships quickly and arrives in my mailbox in no time. Nikki is very friendly and helpful. You can tell she is passionate about her products! She also often has special discounts for those that follow her on Twitter.

So, would you like to own your own pair of Heart-Shaped Nipple Rings like the ones I'm wearing above? I asked Nikki if she'd be willing to sponsor a giveway, and she said YES!

So, without further ado, here is how you can enter:

Mandatory Entry: Visit Nipple Charms website and tell me something you'd like to have! (This entry is required and must be done before obtaining any of the bonus entries below.)

Bonus Entries: Please complete the mandatory entry first. Leave a separate comment for EACH entry method you complete.

Follow Nipple Charms on Twitter.
Like Nipple Charms on Facebook.
Follow Sex Babble or let me know if you already do.
Subscribe to Sex Babble via email.
Add me to your blogroll or let me know I'm already there.
Like my page on Facebook.
Share this giveaway on Twitter, your blog, or Facebook.

Good luck!

Contest open to readers from the US only. Contest ends 8/9/11 at 11:59pm CDT. Winner will be chosen using random.org and will be announced on 8/10/11 (my birthday)! Be sure to leave your email address in your comment unless it's visible on your Blogger profile. (If I can't contact you, a new winner will be drawn.) Winner will have 48 hours to respond to my email. If winner does not claim the prize in the 48 hour period, a new winner will be chosen at random.

The opinions expressed in this review are my own about nipple rings I purchased. I contacted Nipple Charms about sponsoring this giveaway and was in no way compensated for writing this post.

TMI Tuesday: At The Movies

2011-07-26T08:37:00.000-05:00

1. Why do you go to the movies?

a. To feel
b. To think
c. To escape
d. To enjoy the air conditioning

Generally, I go to the movies to escape, I suppose. It's more like to relax, enjoy, and be entertained. I have also been known to go simply to enjoy the a/c. When Jasper and I were married about six months, we made a trip out to NYC. We stayed in a tiny little hotel room in Times Square. In June. Without any air conditioning. Or maybe there was, but it was still so fucking hot. We were there for a week, and we spent the better part of the first several days walking around the city. Everyday, we ended up in Battery Park. Not sure how or why, but we did, and if you know anything about Manhattan, Battery Park and Times Square aren't exactly nearby each other. Especially in the dog days of June. By Day 5, we were exhausted. We spent the last couple days of our vacation across the street at the movie theater. It was always crowded, and the other patrons were often annoying at best, but we were able to get some brief reprieve from the oppressive heat.

2. In the last six months, have you viewed more movies at home or at the movie theatre?

Definitely at home.

3. What was the last movie you watched at home? At the theatre?

At home? How Do You Know. While there were some great lines, I definitely wouldn't recommend this movie. The story was pretty lame and slow moving.

At the theatre? Transformers: Dark of the Moon. Yesterday, I posted a little review here, so I'll just leave it with a simple I loved it and would definitely recommend it to all my readers.

4. Which do you enjoy most in a movie?

a. Two beings battling to death such as Godzilla and Mothra (or any foe), Gladiator
b. Car chase scene such as Ronin, Fast & the Furious
c. Major heist such as Italian Job, Ocean's Eleven, Snatch
d. Epic battle scene such as Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings: Two Towers

Absolutely not D. (I haven't even seen either of those movies) or really A. B. has some great possibilities, and I would probably enjoy it, but C. would have to be my favorite. I love to watch all the planning that goes into pulling off the heist!

5. In your opinion, which movie(s) have the best or most enjoyable sex scenes?

I can't really think of any specific movies. *gasp* I guess I don't really watch movies for the sex scenes. *sigh* Speaking in generalities though, I'd say movies when the sex scene is the culmination of some action-packed sequence/storyline or perhaps something in a romantic comedy.

6. Which of these is your favorite Hollywood movie plot?a. Boy meets girl
b. The Jesus Story (apocalyptic; someone is saving the world)
c. Fish out of Water
d. Buddy movie

I guess I'll go with A on this one. :)

7. What is your favorite movie genre? (Thriller, comedy, action/adventure, drama, mystery, fright, etc.)

Not sure I really have a favorite genre. My least favorite is science fiction, though. Or really anything mystical. Not a big horror or scary movie fan, either. I'm pretty much good with a romantic comedy, comedy, action/adventure, drama or mystery. If the story is good and not too slow, I'll probably enjoy it.

8. In movies, what makes you cry?

a. mistreatment of a prime, likeable character
b. gushy, mushy romance (e.g., marriage proposals, couple finally proclaim their love)
c. very scary jump-out-at-you, make-you-pee-your-pants scenes
d. anyone or anything dying

Absolutely, without a doubt D. Sometimes A or B as well.

Bonus: What is your favorite movie? Why?

This is a tough one because I have so many favorites! I adore Notting Hill. I love the story and the cinematography is terrific. I love The Notebook and Can't Buy Me Love because they both will always, without a doubt, make me cry at the end, and sometimes I just want a movie that will do that. I've enjoyed watching Pleasantville many, many times. I think there are a lot of messages in that movie, plus I love the use of black and white as well as color, and Reese is also just adorable. Dirty Dancing is fun because I just love watching couples dance. I love the Ocean's Eleven movies because of the yummy men and all the planning that goes into the heists (as mentioned earlier). There are probably lots more, but I think that's good for now.

Transformers: Dark of the Moon

2011-07-25T21:58:00.001-05:00

Last week, Jasper and I went to see Transformers. I truly enjoyed this movie!

I thought the storyline was intriguing and a fun idea.

I loved the shiny, fancy cars! Plus all the action scenes were fun to watch.

But what I enjoyed the most was all the yummy eye candy. I guess they really wanted to be sure to appeal to the ladies out there that might not normally enjoy action movies by casting lots of yummy men.

First up... Josh Duhamel

Tall, dark, and handsome? Yes, please! I loved him in Las Vegas; he is just all kinds of yumminess.

Next up... 80s heartthrob, Patrick Dempsey

I mean, just look at those gorgeous eyes. He's done a lot of movies and TV, but I know and love him best from Can't Buy Me Love. I think that may be one of my favorite movies. :)

Of course there's... Shia LeBeouf

His is a bit more of a boyish charm, but I still enjoy drooling a little over this main star.

Can't forget... Tyrese Gibson

And... Lester Speight

And many others... I was pretty happy to see any of the fighting scenes when the men entered on the screen. *fans myself*

Seriously, ladies (okay, and men) if you haven't seen this movie yet, what are you waiting for??

Sunday Stealing: The Twenty-Fiver Meme

2011-07-24T23:02:00.000-05:00

Since I can't really think of anything that creative right now, and since it's so late, and I need to get to bed, I thought I'd do a little Sunday Stealing this week.

1. Tell us about something that made you laugh last night.
The movie How Do You Know. Overall, I was very unimpressed with this movie, and probably wouldn't recommend it, but there were definitely quite a few lines that made me laugh.

2. What were you doing at 8 PM last night?
I was in the midst of a 10-mile run. Just for fun.

3. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Driving home from a fun evening at my parents.

4. What happened to you in 2006? (Feel free to republish an old post from '06.)
I made the 2nd cross-country move of my marriage.

5. What was the last thing you said out loud?
Oh right. Because I said I should be home around 8:30 but not to worry until 9. (Discussing the answer to #2.)

6. How many beverages did you have today?
Not enough. Couple glasses of water, couple of lemonade, few sips of soda.

7. What color is your hairbrush?
I haven't brushed my hair in years. Is that weird?

8. What was the last thing you paid for?
Pita chips and hummus

9. Where were you last night?
Running and then a movie at home

10. What color is your front door?
Gray

11. Where do you keep your change?
In the pig

12. What’s the weather like today?
GORGEOUS! Probably couldn't have asked for a more perfect summer day.

13. What’s the best ice-cream flavor?
Rocky road. Or vanilla. Or sometimes strawberry. Tried salted caramel and enjoyed that. Guess I don't really want to pick a favorite.

14. What excites you?
Ooh lots of things. Depends on the type of excitement I'm seeking.

15. Do you want to cut your hair?
Not yet, but probably in another month or so

16. Are you over the age of 35?
Nope.

17. Do you talk a lot?
Not really.

18. Do you watch Franklin and Bash?
Uh. No. Never heard of it.

19. Do you know anyone named Steven?
I think I might have a cousin...

20. Do you make up your own words?
LOL. Uh. I think I've been known to from time to time.

21. Are you a jealous person?
Jealous in my relationship? No. Not really. I kinda like when Jasper looks at others. Sharing is fun, too.
Jealous of others? Sometimes I am guilty of wanting things that others have.

22. What does the last text message you received say?
beans and a cake anything I missed let me know.

23. Where’s the next place you’re going to?
Shower and then bed. :)

24. Who’s the rudest person in your life?
I guess one of my brothers.

25. Are you crushing on anyone that you shouldn't be?
Mmm...I'll never tell (i.e. sure, probably)

Squeaking One Out

2011-07-23T23:45:00.005-05:00

I've got less than twenty minutes to post something before I miss a day in my challenge. :)

I found this post in my drafts, so I hope that these jokes bring a smile to your face. (These were 100% copied/pasted, so forgive any typos).

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This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionalism goes right out the window...
He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.
"Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?
"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.
He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."
Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"
She replies, "Yes, getting herpes - that's why I am here!"

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!"

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A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"

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A couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before passionate love, the wife tells the husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." The husband being shocked, replied, "How's this possible? You've been married three times before." The wife responds, "Well, my first husband was a gynecologist and all he wanted to do was look at it. My second husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it. Finally, my third husband was a stamp collector and all he wanted to do was...oh, do I miss him!"

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Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.
He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.
The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the fuck is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!".
The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"

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Don't worry. I've got some fun, sexy posts in mind for next week. :)

I skipped my run this morning. :(

2011-07-22T23:04:00.000-05:00

Instead, I woke up to a little of this...

Have a wonderful weekend!

HNT - Sexy Shoes

2011-07-21T12:36:00.000-05:00

I've definitely got no regrets about these shoes! I've probably received the most compliments on these than any other pair. When we took dance lessons a couple months ago, many of the instructors commented on how great they were. When I wear them to work, I often catch passersby stealing glances of my shoes.

A few of you even commented on them in this picture. Someone even expressed an interest in a close-up. Who am I do deny a follower such a fun, simple request?

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I like them because they are tall, sexy, and relatively comfy. They're super fun to dance in, too.

Now head over and visit Os for more HNT fun!

And then, of course, there's the OHNT
for some even naughtier fun.

We are connected.

2011-07-20T17:33:00.001-05:00

It was hot. Sticky.

My short skirt fluttered easily in the slight breeze as I lazily lounged in front on the fan. It wasn't providing much relief.

My eyes closed, as I leaned my head against the back of my chair. My thoughts drifting to cooler things.

I didn't hear you enter but the feel of the cool wet towel you placed on my forehead felt divine.

I sighed with pleasure as you knelt before me, kissing me gently on the mouth. You wipe my brow, my neck, my collarbone, before placing the cool towel over my eyes.

You tenderly kiss each cheek.
I shift ever so slightly in my seat, feeling the burn from within begin to swell.

You bring an ice cube to my neck, guiding it down to my collarbone. Taking great pleasure it letting it flow down the cleavage of my bikini top. Letting it melt as it glides down my stomach. You brush side my little skirt, rubbing my thighs.

The ice cube is sweetly replaced with tender kisses.
I moan as you kiss my knees, and begin working your way up my thighs. I relish in your touch. Your warm breath on my ice cube cooled skin.

I shift a bit, wiggling out of my panties as you pull them down to the ground.

You grab my hand, leading me to the welcome water of our private pool. We embrace as the cool water envelopes us. You pull me close, kissing me hard. Distracting me from your wandering hands, so when your fingers enter me I moan audibly.

You kiss down my neck, untying my top. It floats out of reach, but we don't notice. My attention is focused on you and yours on me. We are connected by the hot sun and the cool water.

Save the Date

2011-07-19T20:04:00.000-05:00

Yesterday's post mentioned I had a kind of big announcement to make.

Are you ready?

When? August 10th. All. Day. Long

And you're ALL invited! :)

I just love throwing my own birthday parties!

I promise this will be the day you'll want to keep close tabs on Sex Babble! It's gonna be a super fun birthday bash - complete with lots of lovely gifts for YOU, all my lovely readers.

Yes, that's right. Gifts.

Over the next couple weeks, I'll be posting a few giveaways right here on Sex Babble. Trust me. You won't want to miss out on these, so keep your eyes open for upcoming posts with all the details on how to enter. Winners will be announced throughout the day on Aug 10th for fabulous gifts from Nipple Charms, Joybear, Eden Fantasys and Yours Truly (that's me!).

I'm so excited to celebrate my birthday with you!

If you'd like to give me a gift (i.e. write a guest post) to help me celebrate, leave me a comment below or shoot me an email.

You know me, the more the merrier! I plan to make this the sexiest, most fun day any of my readers will have heretofore experienced on this blog!

Are you excited? 'Cuz I know I am.

TMI Tuesday: Regrets

2011-07-19T08:55:00.000-05:00

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REGRETS

1. What was the last thing you regret buying?

A pair of black pumps. They were super cute. Classic. I swear they fit me perfectly in the store, but when I got home, they were simply way.too.big. I bought them specifically for a wedding and suffered through wearing them (I'd bought them at a no-returns store); though, I ended up being barefoot most of the evening. I recently gave them away to my nephew's girlfriend.

2. What was the last sex toy you regret buying?

I guess perhaps the pair of vibrating panties I bought this past Valentine's Day. They did provide some delightful fun while at the restaurant that evening, but ultimately did not work exactly as I'd have liked. I could have created the exact same effect with a bullet we already had at home and normal everyday panties. Alas.

3. Briefly describe a time that you had sex, and you should not have. Why did you do it?

I'd only been dating A a few months. No, I think it may have been over a year. Regardless, I was going home to visit my family. I got a cheaper flight out of a nearby city, so I spent a couple days visiting a friend before flying home. One night we went out to a club. We danced. We partied. We drank. A lot. We ended up going home with the bartender and one of his friends. She spent the night upstairs with the bartender, and I had some amazing sex with the other guy.

The next morning, we vowed not to tell anyone - especially A.

I was too wracked with guilt. I was not nearly as open then as I am now, and A certainly wasn't either. I broke down and told him over IM the next day. What a terrible way to break such devastating news! Anyway, I know I really hurt him. It also made for a bit of a stressful visit home.

Why did I do it? Well, alcohol lowers those inhibitions, I suppose. I just let myself go and enjoy the situation. It only became a regret later.

4. If you could choose to stay a certain age forever, what age would it be?

I'm honestly not sure. I had some great times in high school, college. Lots of fun in my 20s. I'm loving my life right. I also know that I have great things in my future. I'm nearly 34 now, but honestly, I think I'd want to stay 38 forever - even though, I'm not there yet. That just seems like a great age. Not too old. Not too young. Plus hopefully we'll be well established living in the Caribbean by then and simply continuing to enjoy life!

5. A good friend’s significant other flirts with you; would you tell your good friend?

I guess it would depend on the intensity of the flirting.

6. What is your greatest professional regret?
Not studying abroad in college. I was accepted into a program, but later decided I couldn't afford it. Now, I think of it as a great missed opportunity. I don't like to think about how it may have affected my life.

Bonus: What is your biggest regret?

I really don't think I have anything that could qualify as a "big regret." I've really tried to live my life the best way I've seen fit, and everything I've done has helped shape me into the person I am today.

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How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below, on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses. Please don’t forget to link to tmituesdayblog from your website!

Happy TMI Tuesday!

Oy!

2011-07-18T22:01:00.000-05:00

I'm tired.
It's hot.

Today I...
Ran 5 miles.
Swam (or played in the pool, really) for 20 min.

I don't really have anything to say right now. I just wanna sleep.

So, I'll leave you with this.

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Because being out in a good rain storm sounds divine right about now.

I'll be back tomorrow with a little TMI and kind of a big announcement.

Diving, anyone?

2011-07-17T21:30:00.000-05:00

Jasper went on his first dive (post certification) today. I wasn't quite ready, so I'm sure I'll join him next time. I just need to get some more pool time practice in first.

Maybe one day, I'll even be able to do this...

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Another weekend has flown by way too fast. :(

Hope yours was fantastic! See you on Monday. :-*

Lazy Saturday

2011-07-16T21:48:00.000-05:00

This is the first Saturday in weeks that I've been able to sleep in. Even Sallie didn't beg for breakfast until 6am and then I was promptly able to fall back asleep until 8am. That's like sleeping in an extra 2 1/2 to 3 hours. Sweet!

Post-Run Nipples

I lazily got ready for my long Saturday run.
It was hot.
It was humid.
My run was actually pretty great, though.

After my run, I did a little blog reading.
You know to cool down before hopping in the shower.

The water felt so nice cascading down my body.
My tits.
My nipples.
My clit.

I couldn't help myself as my hand slid down to my special spot. It felt so good, so relaxing after a long, hard run.

It was a great shower. *grin*

After toweling off and returning to the bedroom, I saw that Jasper had put on some porn while I was in the shower. He was kind of in a groove (hehe) and I was still feeling pretty good from my shower, so I just lied down on the bed to enjoy the show.

Before long, my hand had again found it's way down to my clit, and I was cumming again before I knew it.
I'd cum twice by the time Jasper finished.

*totally blissed out*

Now that's the way to start my weekend!

Pixie Curve - Ooh la la

2011-07-15T21:45:00.000-05:00

The other day I was reading this blog post about butt sex. Hubman posed the question to his readers about their preference on talking about anal sex.

I've dabbled a bit with anal sex, and I thought I'd answer his question here on Sex Babble. When talking about it, I prefer anal sex (obviously, since I've written it 3 times that way already). When in the throes of a sexual escapade; however, I prefer a shouted "fuck my ass!" or a whispered "Do you want to fuck my ass?"

I've been known to express an occasional, "Am I your anal slut?" or "Do you like fucking your anal whore?"

I guess I'm not very creative. Perhaps I should branch out. Any suggestions?

Speaking of anal sex, we recently tried out the Pixie Curve.

This toy was really fun! It's soft and squishy and PINK. I liked the unique shape and was excited to try it out.

It's circumference is 5 1/2" at the thickest part, so it's not exactly for the faint of heart. We had a little difficulty getting it into my ass because of its girth, but a little vigorous clit rubbing helped ease it right into place.

And I'll never complain about a little clit rubbing. lol.

Once firmly inside, this baby stayed put, which is awesome because it leaves our hands free for other kinds of exploring without having to worry about it unexpectedly popping out. This has often a problem for us with other anal toys that we've tried.

I really enjoyed having this inside my ass while Jasper fucked my pussy. He says it felt pretty great as well. This is a definite keeper in our ever-expanding collection of sex toys.

HNT: Lucky

2011-07-14T20:19:00.000-05:00

The other day, I posted about my sexy new jeans over on my 365 blog.

The best thing about Lucky brand jeans...

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They're lucky for both you and me.

Challenge?

2011-07-13T21:10:00.000-05:00

Several months ago, I was a great blogger.
Consistent.
Fun.
Sexy.

Then life got in the way. End of the school term. Scuba lessons. Etc. Etc.

Poor Sex Babble kind of got tossed to the wayside.

I haven't really even found the time for HNT or TMI Tuesday. :(

Yesterday was my 1st blogoversary, which I celebrated with a special treat for all of my readers. You really should check it out if you haven't already.

Since it's been so quiet around here, and since I just celebrated my first year, and since my birthday is in exactly 4 weeks from today, I thought today would be a great time to start a challenge to myself to blog a little something every day from now until my birthday.

It could be a simple picture.
Or a video.
A story.
Or a review.
Just a random thought.

Hopefully it will always be a bit sexy.
'Cuz everyone should have at least a little sexy in their day.

Since this will culminate on my special day, I figure I should throw a little party at the end. This is kind of a spur of the moment type of deal, so I'll have to think on this a little. Come up with a plan to really celebrate with all my readers in true Lola fashion. Feel free to send any ideas my way, and I'll try to have more concrete details posted within a week. Sound good?

In the meantime, here's a funny cartoon (probably nothing new, but it made me chuckle).

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It's My 1st Blogoversary!!

2011-07-12T09:03:00.000-05:00

I know, I know. I've been a terrible blogger. I'm finding it so much more difficult to find the time now that it's summer. I've been busy with work and running and biking and playing.

As I was contemplating a topic to blog about, I realized that today is my 1st blogoversary! It's been quite the year. It was kind of slow starting and then I really grew with the addition of HNT and swinging stories, TMI Tuesday and OPW. I've shared a lot of myself and learned a lot about myself. I've met a lot of people and developed some fun, unique friendships.

THANK YOU!

In honor of my special day, I've created this long overdue video.

I've also posted a TMI today. Be sure to check it out.

TMI Tuesday - Two Weeks in One

2011-07-12T09:00:00.000-05:00

Ok, I really liked the questions for TMI Tuesday last week, but I never got around to actually answering them and publishing a post. So, when I saw that this week's questions were just a continuation from last week, I simply couldn't resist.

TMI Tuesday 7/5
1. If you could clone yourself, what part of your duties would you hand over to the clone: (pick one)
a. Paying the bills
b. Cooking
c. Having sex with your significant other
d. Going to your job on your behalf
Absolutely, positively, hands-down I would choose D. I really dislike my job, and even more than that, I dislike waking up to an alarm and having to be somewhere for specified hours. I'm a lounger at heart. Plus, if I didn't have to work, perhaps this little blog wouldn't be nearly so neglected.

2.When you are performing oral sex on a lover is it generally:
a. Because you are trying to warm them up and have it lead to intercourse
b. You love to give oral pleasure
c. They want it, so you oblige but don’t really like it
d. You like to worship cock or pussy
Honestly, it really depends on the day and my mood. Sometimes I do it for a warm-up because I really want to be fucked. Sometimes I really do love giving it and wouldn't dream of doing anything else. Of course this almost always will lead to it being a warm-up. I know this might come as a shocker, but sometimes I do it just because Jasper wants it even though I'm not really in the mood for it.

3. What part of love making does your partner speed through?
a. seduction
b. foreplay
c. the deed itself
I'm not really sure that seduction is ever really on his mind. I would love to be a bit more wined and dined. Not that I am complaining. I'm never, ever denied. Yeah, I'm pretty damn spoiled.

4. What part do you wish they’d speed through?
I hate to admit this, but oftentimes, I wish he'd speed through the deed itself. He can go a long, long time, and I'm actually quite the fan of a quickie. Usually my mind begins to wander and I think about how much I need to sleep cuz I have to work in the morning or how many things I need to get done around the house. Although, I do like sightseeing from time to time. :">

5. Who is the last person to grab your ass? When?
Jasper, of course! Recently, I'm sure, but I can't recall any specifics.

TMI Tuesday 7/12

1. Which would you rather do and why?
a. yard work or house work - This always seems like it would be a little less strenous.
b. hike or run - This is a really tough one. I run a lot, but if I could choose, I think I'd choose hiking. It's easier to slow down and really appreciate the beauty of nature when hiking than when running.
c. outdoor sports or indoor sports - I'd much rather be outside.
d. fast food burger from the drive-thru or sit-down salad - I'd rather sit down and savor.
e. yoga or aerobics - I don't do it very often, but I like the centering that yoga brings, and I'd rather run or bike to get in cardio.
f. ice-cream or cake; what kind? It just seems lighter and less filling. I'm not terribly picky about my ice cream. I recently had salted caramel, and it was really tasty. I'm also perfectly content with vanilla.
g. ice cubes or hot wax; where? why? Ooh! Definitely hot wax. Anywhere. Tummy. Tits. Nipples. Not so much pussy, unless I'm recently shaved. Otherwise, OUCH! when trying to remove it. I like the anticipation of the hot wax dripping on me.
h. beneath the sheets or on top? I like to start beneath the sheets, though it doesn't normally take too long before I throw the sheets aside. :D

2. What was your favorite subject in high school/secondary school/upper school?

I'm not sure I actually had a favorite. I was good in most subjects, and I enjoyed school for the most part, but I wasn't really passionate about any particular subject.

3. Do you get a full 8 hours of sleep a night? Why or why not?

Almost never. I *try* but I generally have to get up so early, and I hate having to go to bed so early. Plus Jasper generally stays up so late that it's easy to stay up later than I should.

4. What is your favorite comfort food?
First thing that comes to mind is pizza. Is that a comfort food?

5. Do you match up your socks after washing and drying them, and before putting them away?
Absolutely!

6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be?

Idk. Red? Cuz it's bold and bright. Well, maybe that's more the color I'd want to be. Doesn't really, truly describe me. Maybe I'm more of a pale yellow. Sunny and bright but still quiet and subtle.

How to play TMI Tuesday: Copy the above TMI Tuesday questions to your webspace (i.e., a blog). Answer the questions there, then leave a comment below, on this blog post, so we’ll all know where to read your responses. Please don’t forget to link to tmituesdayblog from your website!

Coffee Break

2011-06-30T10:49:00.000-05:00

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I slip into your office after your 10:00 meeting, handing you a cup of coffee.
I know it's been a stressful morning already.

I slip under your desk, slowly unzipping your slacks.
I take your cock in my mouth.
Getting you wet as I work my way down, pressing my nose to your belly.

I keep you deep in my mouth, swallowing gently.
My hands massaging your balls.
Keeping my lips tight around your shaft, I slowly work my way back up to the top.
I suck at your head. Gently, at first.
Then more agressively.
Teasing you.
Wanting more.

I take you entirely into my mouth again.
I love feeling your cock flex deep down my throat.
I love your taste and feel.

My hand begins to wander.
I lift my skirt, revealing no panties.
My smoothly shaved pussy bare.

My fingers find my clit and I begin rubbing in sync with my sucking.
It feels so good, and my pussy is sooooo wet.
I begin rubbing faster, harder.

My focus has turned to my pleasure, so you hold my head firmly on your cock.
Don't let me come up.
Force me to cum with your cock deep in my throat.
My hand is moving so fast!
My hips begin to shake.
My entire body trembling.
I moan over your cock.
My screams muffled..
You're going to make me cum so hard.

My orgasm subsides, and I return my full focus to your cock.
Sucking and licking.
Sliding my mouth up and down.
Feeling you flex and pulse inside me.
Wanting to taste and swallow your hot cum.

Oh god! It feels so fantastic.
Knowing the pleasure I'm bringing you.

My hand begins to wander back down again, but you grab it.
Bringing my fingers to your lips, you begin sucking on them.
You can still taste the remants of my orgasm.

I am moaning like crazy.
You want to eat my pussy.
But not now.
No way am I giving up your cock.

You suck on my fingers.
You reach down to play with my very hard nipples.

You're surprised at how hard they are.
You roll your fingers over them gently before gripping them between your thumb and forefinger.
Twisting them.
Pulling them.

My moans increase in intensity.
I slide my mouth back down deep onto your cock. Allowing myself to fully succumb to the pleasure of your cock in my mouth, my fingers in your mouth, your fingers on my nipples.
It. feels. so. fucking. unbelievable!

You move one hand back to my head.

Intertwining your fingers in my hair.
You hold my head onto your cock while your other hand continues to pull and tease my nipples.
My pleasure is mounting once more.
With just the magic of your fingers, I can feel another orgasm mounting.

Cock deep inside, I begin again to tremble.
It feels so good.
You love watching me quirm.
The sounds of my muffled moans and screams.

You take my fingers back into your mouth once more.
You pull on my nipple. HARD.
I. can't. take. anymore.
I release.
I collapse.

I devour your cock again!
Sucking and slurping.
Like it's the only thing I could possibly want or need.
Every. single. fiber of my being is enjoying this blow job.

You have been brought to the edge a few times.
Each time I came, you were incredibly able to hold off your own.

But now it is your time.

I pause only briefly to look up at you.
Beg you with my eyes to come for me.

And then I am right. back. at. it.

Giving you the best damn blow job of your life!

I can feel your orgasm mounting.
The excitement is nearly unbearable, but I continue.

Up and down.
Pausing at the base.
Faster and faster
Pumping my mouth over you.
Swirling my tongue.

As that first spurt hits the back of my throat, I slow my pace slightly.
Hoping to draw out that orgasm for you.
I slide up your cock, so it's not all going right down my throat.
I want to taste you.

Omygod!
So fucking fabulous.

After your final release, I gently lick you all clean.
Making sure not to miss one single drop.

I tuck you back into your boxers, pulling your slacks back on.
I grab your face and give you a huge, passionate kiss.
Whispering thank you, I'm out the door.

You smile, lean back and take a sip of your cup of coffee.

An Interview with Jasper (and a review)

2011-06-26T14:33:00.000-05:00

I agreed to write a review of the Maximus lubricant. At first, I thought this would be a great opportunity to try out a new lube. Unfortunately, writing the review became a real struggle. We simply do not use lube very often. When we do, it's because it has become absolutely necessary. By that time, I am rarely able to focus on the lube itself, as I am too focused on the pleasure of the sex I am enjoying.

So, I kept putting off writing this review.

Meanwhile, the bottle kept getting emptier and emptier. ;) I asked Jasper to write a review on this water-based lube, but he didn't know what to write.

Then, I came up with a brilliant idea of doing a little Q&A with him. I figured it might be kind of fun for you all to get to know him a little better. Let's go ahead and jump right in.

Q: How often do you masturbate?
A: Every other day

Q: Besides lube, do you use any other kinds of aids to help you out? Toys? Pictures? Videos?
A: Videos

Q: What's your favorite kind of porn? Any favorite pornstars?
A: DPs and sometimes gang bangs. I have a huge list of favorite pornstars. Top among which would be Tiffany Rayne, Amber Rayne, Taylor Rain, Bobbi Starr, Rachel Starr, Belladonna, and Jane Darling.

Q: How would you describe your experience using Maximus?
A: Quite good.

Q: Does it stay nice and slippery or do you need to reapply frequently to keep it from getting tacky?
A: It starts very slippery, and it stays slippery longer than any other lube I've used, but if you masturbate for a long time, you do eventually have to reapply.

Q: About how much do you need for a session? In other words does a little go a long way?
A: Yes, a little goes a long way. One pump will usually do the job; two pumps maximum.

Q: Do you have any comments on the packaging?
A: I very much like the pump. The bottle is a clear cylindrical minimalist design, which I appreciate.

Q: Overall, would you recommend this lube?
A: Highly.

Thanks, Jasper!

I hope you've found this review to be helpful. Don't forget to visit Eden Fantasys for all your adult toy needs.

HNT: Release

2011-06-23T19:49:00.000-05:00

I know I haven't been around much lately. Let me assure you that all is well. Very well. I've been busy with the end of school, and then an adventure weekend, and now I am training for a half marathon in August. It will take a lot of time and patience and hard work.

All this can take quite a toll on my body (I'm not as young as I used to be, y'know).

After two failed attempts (she got called into work one week and stung by a bee the next), our massage therapist was actually able to come over tonight and give my body some much, much needed release.

*click*

This was quite possible the.best.massage.ever. She used just the right amount of pressure for me and spent a good deal of time focused on my legs. She did a little bit all over, but it really felt great on my legs - especially considering I biked nearly 11 miles today.

Hopefully, I'll get back in the blogging spirit again soon. :)

How you feelin'?

2011-06-07T19:50:00.000-05:00

♫ I'm feeling hot, hot, HOT! ♫

It was 102°F when I left work tonight.
And windy!

I was super glad I wore the little dress I bought in Costa Rica. I was a little nervous about going without a bra to work, but I was pretty glad once I was on my way home.

Waiting for the bus after work

I actually love this super hot weather.

I love the heat!

I love the little sundresses and the sun kissing my pale skin.

I don't even mind the sweat streaming from my underboob.

♫Me mind on fire -- Me soul on fire -- Feeling hot hot hot
Party people -- All around me feeling hot hot hot
What to do - On a night like this
Music sweet - I can't resist
We need a party song - A fundamental jam

♫So we go rum-bum-bum-bum
Yeah we rum-bum-bum-bum
Feeling hot hot hot -- Feeling hot hot hot - oh Lord

♫How you feeling? (Hot hot hot)
How you feeling? (Hot hot hot)
How you feeling? (Hot hot hot)
How you feeling? (Hot hot hot)

Now I'm off to study for my final on Friday. Wish me luck!!

21 Questions 6/3

2011-06-03T06:02:00.000-05:00

DaisyGirl is back with 21 Questions!
Here goes...

1. Sex in a cemetery or a Walmart bathroom?
Walmart bathroom

2. Are you a voyeur or exhibitionist?
Maybe a bit of both, but mostly an exhibitionist

3. Do you take dirty/sexy pictures of yourself with your cell?

Absolutely!

4. If you were a hooker/pimp what would your name be?
Lola, of course!

5. and how much would you charge?
Oh, I'd be high end, but I have no idea what that would mean - pricewise.

6. How long should foreplay last?
Until I'm ready!

7. do you own any butt plugs?
Um. Yeah. I'm pretty sure I do.

8. Hotel Sex with the curtains open? Ever done it?
Is there any other way?! Of course I have!

9. Sex at the in-laws or parents of who you are dating?
We lived with my MIL for nearly a year, so yeah.

10. Feathers or Whips?
Feathers.
I'm not into pain.

11. Would you let your partner shave you?
My current partner? We've done it. It wasn't that great.
My first sexual partner was the first person to ever shave me down there. I never even tried doing it myself until after we'd broken up. I have such fond memories of lying on my back and relaxing while he shaved me clean. It was always erotic for us and almost always led immediately to sex.

12. Where is your favorite place to have sex?
Boring old bedroom, I suppose

13. Do you remember your first time?
Not particularly

14. Where was your first time and how was the sex?
His bedroom.
I don't really remember how it was. I think it hurt, so we didn't get too far, and we just tried it again in a few days.

15. role play for a minute? who would you be?
I'm not very big into role playing.
Naughty school teacher??

16. sex in front of a mirror?
Oh yes! I love to watch.

17. A song that makes you think of sex.

"Let's Talk About Sex" - Salt-n-Pepa

18. Are you horny right now?
Eh. Not really.

19. What is your favorite body part on yourself and do you show it off?
Tits/Cleavage. I try.

20. Edible panties? Tried them?
Never tried them. Probably would be sticky and icky, but I could get on board with it, if properly enticed.

and

21. I need some questions, what do you want to know?
What is your favorite thing about summer?

HNT: Preparing

2011-06-02T12:56:00.000-05:00

I've missed the past two weeks of HNT. :(

I've been busy.
Preparing for finals.
Preparing for our scuba lessons this weekend.
Preparing for my upcoming 45-mile bike ride next weekend.

*No click*

I wanted to try and get a more HNT-esqe picture. Normally, we are the only ones in the pool at school, but there was some kind of a diving (not scuba) class there last night so not as much privacy as I'd hoped for.

Guess this will have to do.

Now head over and visit Os for more HNT fun!

And then, of course, there's the OHNT
for some even naughtier fun.

Margarita Craziness

2011-06-01T07:40:00.002-05:00

Last night Jasper and I had a dance lesson.
Just for fun.
Our instructor is super bubbly and great to work with.

Our lesson was supposed to be from 6:15-6:45, but we were a few min late and her next appt must have canceled because our lesson went just past 7.

Apparently they just changed their hours for the summer as well, so the group class was now at 7:45 rather than 7:30. This kind of threw our plans for a loop as we had to get the car back by 9.

Still, we were going to try to make it work and just leave the group session a bit early, so when the host at a restaurant across the street asked to seat us, we told him we were in a hurry to get back across the street in half an hour.

Our server was prompt and had been told by the host of our time crunch. He made some menu suggestions, and we ordered before he even left our table.

I ordered their #1 margarita. As you know, I'm kind of a margarita/tequila girl, but this one was either just too strong, or I simply wasn't feeling it, but it just wasn't going down as well as normal.

Oh, and I was already feeling pretty buzzed halfway through.

Jasper doesn't normally like margaritas or anything with tequila, but after I'd complained about it enough, we switched drinks. I was more than happy to finish sucking down his vodka pineapple/orange, and he didn't mind this margarita at all. Weird!

By this point we simply were not feeling the group session at all and decided to just head home. Perhaps stop at Walmart for a couple things since we had plenty of time with the car now.

We weren't too far down the road before I asked to suck on his fingers.

"Did that feel good baby?"
"Mmmhmm. But I'd really like you to suck on my cock."
"Well take it out then." :)

I pretty much sucked his cock off and on for the remainder of the drive. (Wanna see a pic of his beautiful cock? Check out yesterday's 365 post.)

I really had to pee, and he wanted a smoke, so we made a pitstop at home before heading to Walmart.

By the time I'd finished in the bathroom, he was naked on the bed. After a few mild protestations (e.g. I thought we were going to walmart.), I knelt between his legs, taking his cock into my mouth once again.

I sucked.
We fucked.
I sucked.
We fucked.

He lied me on my back.
I opened my mouth.
He came on my tongue, face, chest.
Mmmm.

We quickly cleaned up, headed to Walmart for the much needed chocolate milk and variety of M&Ms (Wtf? Was that really a necessary trip?), and returned the car on time.

What a night!

TMI Tuesday 5/31

2011-05-31T10:09:00.001-05:00

1. What time did you go to bed last night and were you alone?

I was in bed before 10pm. Alone. Well, Jasper was in the same room - just not in bed with me. I had a headache and was completely beat from my 30-mile bike ride earlier in the day. I had to get up early for work this morning, so I wanted to get to bed early last night.

2. If you could be given ANY gift what would it be?

This is really tough. I'd love a spa package & shopping trip to somewhere exotic. Perhaps Dubai.

3. What was the last film that really moved/disturbed/thrilled you and why?
I simply do not watch very many movies anymore. I did just watch Die Hard for the first time this past weekend. I guess that could be categorized as thrilling. John McClane is a total badass, and Bruce Willis has such piercing eyes. Plus, lots of action. How could it not be just a little thrilling?

4. What is your favorite way to wake up and what is the first thing you do?

The laziest way possible. I love, love, love it when I don't have to set an alarm and can just wake up whenever my body feels rested and ready to get up. I usually check my phone for emails and sometimes scroll through Facebook.

5. You’ve been granted an extra hour in the day, what are you going to do?

a. Sleep more

b. Extend a sexual interlude

c. Shop

d. Finally fit in that workout that you usually can’t make time for

Hmmm....I think it would absolutely depend on the day. Most likely, A. Unless I'm already well rested, then definitely B.

BONUS: Are you in love or lust?

I'd say both. With the same man. I'm just as lucky to have him in my life as he is to have me.

Visit TMI Tuesday to see who else is sharing this week.

Footloose, Footloose!

2011-05-24T11:02:00.007-05:00

Saturday night was the last swinger's party until September. We went without any expectations other than to dance and have fun.

And that we did.

Somewhat early on, I pointed out a couple that I thought looked interesting. Several times throughout the night, we intended on approaching them, but then one of them would leave, and we really wanted to approach them both.

The woman and I did exchange smiles several times - she has a fantastic smile - but that was it.

The party was winding down, and we found ourselves on the dance floor again. This couple happened to be dancing nearby. The DJ was playing Footloose, and I was really getting into it - pulling out my best moves and ultimately just having lots of fun with it.

Again, the woman and I exchanged smiles.

I think we may have danced another song or so. I know some time elapsed before Jasper and I were heading off the dance floor. The woman stopped and made a comment about my Footloose moves.

I smiled.
I laughed.
This was the perfect opening to begin a conversation.

Her husband hadn't noticed right away that she had stopped and was now chatting with us. He soon came back and the four of us talked until the party was over, and we were asked to leave the ballroom at the hotel.

We stood out in the hallway with this couple until 2:20am. Our feet were killing us from standing stationary for too long. I am hopeful we'll be able to hang out with them again.

******
We had gone to another event Friday night as well and had met a couple that we seemed to have quite a bit in common with. They were at the party Saturday night, too. It was fun to chat with them two nights in a row. Hopefully we'll be able to meet up with them sometime, as well.

******
Once when Jasper and I were dancing, a woman came up and started grinding/dancing with him. That was really fun to have him sandwiched between us! For most of it, he had her ass grinding up against his cock. She was pretty aggressive, and Jasper was absolutely loving it. I was behind him, with my front to his back, but occasionally, I would separate from the two of them - just to watch. I've never really watched anyone dancing with him before, and I have to say it was delightful!

******
On the drive home from the party, I was drunk. And tired.
I told Jasper I wasn't sure if I was up for sex.

I'd changed my mind by the time we walked in the door. :)

But I told him I wasn't sure if I was up for giving him much head.

I was wrong again.

I sucked his cock, getting him nice and hard, and then I climbed on top - cowgirl style.
I climbed off, wanting more of his cock.
I spun around, so we were in 69 position. I wanted a little pussy licking, too.

After a few minutes, I climbed back on top. Sliding his cock in and out of my dripping pussy.
It all felt so good!

But I wanted him in my mouth again.
So, I slid off. Positioning myself between his legs. Taking his cock, dripping with my pussy juices, into my mouth once more.
I sucked and licked and kissed.
Pressing my nose into his belly.

When I thought he was getting close, I climbed back on top to tease him with my cunt. Grinding deeper. Sliding up and down.

Back and forth from pussy to mouth, I was enjoying the pleasure I was bringing him. I wanted to keep up this alternating pattern - bringing him to the edge and then switching. It was intoxicating to me.

After 4 or 5 rotations, Jasper couldn't take anymore. He came hard in my pussy. Mmmm.

******
I hope you all had a fabulous weekend, too!

What non-porn film makes/made you the most aroused?

2011-05-16T15:55:00.000-05:00

There was a time when just about any movie would be enough to get me going. I didn't need porn when Notting Hill would do the trick! It didn't matter if it was a chick flick or an action film or a drama. Sitting on the couch, with the lights dim and the movie rolling, would generally be enough to get me into a state that would not allow for the end of the movie to be seen - at least not without a short fuck-break.

Now that I've been settled into married life for 6+ years and have watched a ton of movies with my husband, they don't seem to be nearly the aphrodisiac they used to be. ::sigh::

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This is a response to a question on Formspring. Got a question for me? Ask away! There's a little box over to there right.

HNT: Date Night

2011-05-11T22:11:00.000-05:00

The end of the term is quickly approaching, and I am needing to devote time to paper research and writing as well as studying for finals.

So, for tonight's HNT, I bring you a couple pictures from my Date Night a couple weeks ago.

*clicky-click*

Now head over and visit Os for more HNT fun!

And then, of course, there's the OHNT
for some even naughtier fun.

DYAC

2011-05-11T15:06:00.000-05:00

Have you heard of this website? Damn You Auto Correct? It's just about the funniest thing. You should check it out, if you wanna laugh. For real.

A FB friend linked their top autocorrects for April on her profile, and I laughed so HARD!

Here are a couple of the funniest ones from that post (imo), but you really should go check them all out.

TMI Tuesday: Seven Contrary Virtues

2011-05-10T10:52:00.000-05:00

The 7 Contrary Virtues stand in direct opposition to one of the 7 deadly sins, which were addressed in last week’s TMI Tuesday.

Sin	Virtue
Lust (excessive sexual appetites)	Chastity (purity)
Gluttony (over-indulgence)	Temperance (self-restraint)
Greed (avarice)	Charity (generosity)
Soth (laziness/idleness)	Diligence (zeal/integrity/labor)
Wrath (anger)	Patience (composure)
Envy (jealousy)	Kindness (admiration)
Pride (vanity)	Humility (humbleness)

1. CHASTITY – Not just moral wholesomeness but treating sexuality with due reverence and respect.
It’s too late for you horny people to be virgins, and I know you can’t practice chastity. So…if you had to cut back on one sex act, for 90 days, what would that be? BTW…How old were you when you lost your virginity?
If I had to cut back on one sex act, well, I could cut back on anything. I wouldn't want to, of course, but I have extreme faith in myself that I would be able to. BTW...I was 20 when I lost my virginity.

2. TEMPERANCE – Learn how to control sexual desires rather than fulfilling them.
I know many of you are wanking double time in honor of May Masturbation Month, what’s the longest you’ve gone without masturbating? Was it self-induced or did someone command you not to masturbate? Did you find it frustrating or liberating?
While I do very much enjoy masturbation, I generally do it purely for the fun/enjoyment/pleasure of it. I don't really do it because I think my body/mind needs to do it. I've probably gone years without masturbating. Mostly this was done as a commandment from church leaders. I don't think I found it particularly frustrating or liberating. It was just what you do (or rather don't do).

3. CHARITY – A willingness to give, freely and without request for commendation.
Have you ever had sex relations with someone just because you felt badly to turn them down or you felt sorry for them?
Oh, sure, I have. Plenty of times. Well, not the feeling-sorry-for-him part of the question, but the feeling-bad-about-turning-him-down part. I think sometimes it's part of being married. Give and take. Sometimes he has done this for me, too.

4. DILIGENCE – A zealous attitude and careful nature toward living and sharing.
Are you a diligent lover? Do you offer more than 10 minutes in the missionary (i.e., lazy lover)? What do you do that makes you a diligent lover?
I'd say I'm fairly diligent. It's pretty rare for us to do missionary position, so I guess I don't really offer more than 10 minutes. What makes me diligent? Hmm. I tend to be slightly selfish, but I do try to make sure that both our needs are met. If diligence is defined as a "zealous" attitude, then my enthusiasm should definitely score me some big points.

5. PATIENCE – Seeking appropriate resolution to conflicts, and on the ability to forgive and show mercy.
Your lover never seems to be in the mood for any kind of sexual activity. How patient are you? Do you:
a. Gingerly and sweetly try to talk to them about it and coax them into being in the mood.
b. Force yourself on them by making them feeling guilty about “denying” you so you get pity sex.
c. Go off and masturbate to satisfy your urges?
d. Hang your head low and hope tomorrow will be the day he/she is in the mood for nookie.

6. KINDNESS – Manifests as the unprejudiced, compassionate and charitable concern for others.
You are an enlightened sexual being full of sex positivity, confidence, and you love sex! Your motto is to “practice random acts of sexual kindness.” I’m curious what would your most prolific act of sexual kindness be? Why?
Last week, I put that deepthroating was one of my best and most boast-worthy sexual skills. I'm going to have to go with that for my most prolific act of sexual kindness as well. Why? Because it's relatively selfless. I mean, I do enjoy giving head and deepthroating, but ultimately, it's still much more for his pleasure.

7. HUMILITY – modest behavior, selflessness and the giving of respect.
When are you prone to modesty? In what ways do you look out for the interest of others doing things not from selfishness?
I'm generally pretty prone to modesty (in dress and speech) when I'm around my family. Unfortunately, I feel like I'm pretty selfish - especially when it comes to sex (which is what you readers are mostly interested in, right?) Of course, I do tend to make Jasper a pretty high priority in and out of the bedroom. I think I do a lot of selfless things for him when it comes to housework and schoolwork, and well, yeah, sexually as well.

Bonus: Your lover has made you mad but he/she is clueless and is making sexual advances. You:
a. Stay miffed or irritated at your lover and refuse to have sex
b. Rebuke your lover’s advances and tell him/her “not now because I am upset with you”
c. Set the anger aside and have great make up sex
d. Have selfish sex and do only what you want and take what you need with no regard for reciprocal satisfaction

Prom Night

2011-05-07T10:01:00.000-05:00

You come up behind me, nuzzling up to my neck.

Kissing.

Nibbling.

Slowly unzipping my dress. Letting it fall to the floor.

Image found at tjformaldresses.com

As your gaze takes in my firm, pert tits, you kiss down my collarbone. Nibbling along that yummy bone. Working your way down to my breasts. Kissing all around them. Working your way to my now-hard nipples - flicking at one with your tongue as your hand moves up my waist. I shiver at your touch, melting in your hand.

Your mouth.

As your mouth continues to devour my breast, your hands are exploring my stomach.

My back.

Your left hand moves along my ribs, feeling my body quiver and press into you. Your hand follows my ribcage until you find yourself at the base of my breast. You take it into your hand, gently massaging. Running your fingers over my nipple, surprised at its hardness. Your mouth moves to my other tit and your other hand replaces your mouth.

You are devouring me, and I am beginning to moan. You kiss back up along my collarbone.
My neck.
You kiss me passionately on the lips. Our tongues dancing. Your hands roaming all over my body, sliding down my hips. You run your hands along my hips, sliding to the back to give my ass a firm squeeze as you kiss me harder, pulling me in tight against your chest.

You're still in your tux. You pull back and kiss back down my neck.
My collarbone.
My chest.
The area between my breasts.
A quick nibble to each nipple.
My ribs.
My stomach, showering me with gentle, erotic kisses.
You're kneeling in front of me now, kissing right at the top of my black, satin panties. Kissing all along that thin line of fabric, from hip to hip. You pull one side of my panties down just far enough to reveal a hint of my bush. Kissing along my hipbone.

I lean back against the table. I'm having trouble standing. My legs are starting to shake. You pull the other side of my panties down just a bit now - revealing my entire red, wild bush. They are suspended at the base of my pussy, just under my ass. You kiss along my other hipbone while your hands reach around to grab my ass, giving it another firm squeeze. Pulling me tighter into your kiss.
Your embrace.

You are intrigued by the sight and smell of my pussy. With your hands on my ass, you bring your nose to me, smelling my arousal. You kiss around my bush. Letting the hair tickle at your nose, your lips. You push my panties down to the floor.

I stand before you now, completely naked. You pull back for a moment to simply gaze at my entire body.
My red hair.
You lovingly pull the hairs a bit. Exploring me thoroughly with your eyes.
My milky white skin.
Wondering at the glistening flesh...at my fiery bush.

My lips swollen with arousal. You dive back into my pussy. Your fingers spreading my lips, to see if my clit is hidden or wide open for display. You gently probe to see how much I can take. My body quivers at your touch, pulling away and, at the same time, pressing more fully into your touch. You explore with your fingers for a few brief moments, but your tongue wants more. You lick from the base up to the top with one solid swipe. You pause for a moment at my clit.
Coaxing it out.
Letting your breath linger.
Licking.
Pressing harder.
Testing me.
My body completely surrenders to you. I throw my head back as you continue to shower my pussy with kisses and licks. Biting my lips just a little.
Worshiping and owning me at the same time.

You can sense that I'm getting close. My legs are shaking, and I'm having lots of difficulty standing. You grab my ass to help support me, and you continue to devour my sex. You press your tongue harder on my clit. Sucking it into your mouth.

Not surrendering until you start to feel my hips buck. My legs shake. My entire body quivers.

I throw my head back and moan loudly.

You linger a moment after I've cum. Letting my orgasm subside. As my body begins to calm, you begin kissing your way back up me.

My hipbones.

My hips.

My stomach.

My breasts.

My chest.

My collarbone.

My neck.

Until you are standing before me again.

Kissing me deeply. Passionately.

Smiling brightly, I pull my panties back on and gather my dress. Pulling it back up my body. I readjust my hair, and whisper in your ear, "Let's go. All our friends are waiting for us at the prom."

HNT: Yoga

2011-05-04T22:19:00.000-05:00

Felt like doing a couple yogas poses tonight after my run.
There is nothing like taking pictures of yourself doing yoga poses in your underwear to make you realize just how bad your yoga form really is. #-o
Here are a couple of the best poses (still far from perfect).

*click for a different yoga pose*

I prefer the first pose, personally. You can click here if you'd like to see a larger version of Pose #1.

Now head over and visit Os for more HNT fun!

And then, of course, there's the OHNT
for some even naughtier fun.

Ocean Breeze

2011-05-04T18:59:00.001-05:00

We all know how much I love sex.
I love watching sex.
Reading about sex.
Having sex.

But sometimes, sex just plain hurts.
I blame it on my wackadoo womanly cycle (which has never been very cyclical).
On these rare occasions, every position ends in pain.

This doesn't necessarily stop me.
Well, it might if I knew ahead of time that it was going to be one of those sessions, but my body doesn't tend to give me those warnings. It's usually only when I'm in the throes that the prick of pain becomes intense, and I have to continually ask Jasper to "not go so deep."

Unfortunately, the first time we tried out my new Ocean Breeze dildo was one of those rare occasions.

It also happened to be a session when Jasper was feeling particularly greedy (not normally a bad thing). If my body had been a little more cooperative, it would've been a great night to have a few extra cocks around. :))

Jasper was intent on stuffing me that night, so play continued with his cock and two dildos in whatever combination of holes. Well, I never had all 3 in the same hole, but I think you get what I mean.

As Jasper was fucking me, I really had to concentrate on the pleasure (as I tried to will away the pain). I remember lying there while he used the Ocean Breeze on me thinking, "Damn! I can't wait to use this while masturbating." Y'know, I wouldn't go as deep. blah, blah, blah.

This glass dildo is a little heavier than our other ones. I think that may have contributed to how it felt inside, but what was incredible about this toy was the ridges along the outside. They may not look like much, but oh fuck, did they feel fantastic gliding in and out of my cunt.

Oh, yes, my pussy was definitely enjoying those ridges.

There are also fun little nubs at the base which felt glorious on my lips and clit.

Now, if only the pain would've subsided, so I could have truly enjoyed myself... ::sigh::

******

I have used this particular toy a few more times with much more pleasurable results. All-in-all, I'm definitely excited to add this to my collection of sex toys.

Here are a few specs about it, for those who might be interested:

Length: 7 1/2"
Insertable length: 6 1/2"
Circumference: 3 3/4"
Diameter: 1 1/4"
Weight: 13oz

Also, it comes in a fun red, crushed velvet pouch. Not only does this make it look fancy but it also helps prevent cracks or chips in the glass.